6/16, 1:34:57 A.M.
On this cool crisp morning, Taser softball steps on the field for their 1st Flag Day tourney as a team. Game times were pushed back, due to virgina slim breaks and dragging the oh so beautiful IF. Nate needs to warm up his nerf gun but as he reaches in his bag he's not sure if he grabbed a softball or a small child. Luke just pulled up wondering if he remembers how to play softball. As he steps out of his deer hammer (SUV) he begins to wonder, "Should I say F it and retire? Do I even have a bat to swing or did I sell them all? Where's my glove? Maybe it's just the A.D.D. kicking in?" Kev's warmup is putting the lid on his pickle juice and throwing Red Stag down his throat. No coin flip needed, Kev forcefully takes home team and does the Sosa sprint to RF. Little did he know, it was the start of the end for his night. Even Terry couldn't help ignore the fact Kev is talking ish to the 3 oaks finest thru the fence. After the top of the 1st Melcher has to pull Kev off the fence because somebody is hating on his hair. His excuse is that he's just trying to tell his fan where to get his hair trimmed! DUH. Long story short, with a HR to hit, Tasers are down 1 with Kev due up. Too bad he was tossed in the bottom 1st arguing balls and strikes and forces an out because Tasers had no subs. Tasers lose by 1 and Kev is yelling at the empty Red Stag bottle. Oh let the good times roll.
Good luck and health to everybody playing. Very good comp in this tourney, should be fun.
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