First game of the season,
Sometimes things don't go well.
Our teams both been here times before,
and we've come back to give "em H**l.

My concern is your QB,
I hope it doesn't put him out.
You've always drafted good backups,
To prevent a season's rout.

I hope that this is just the case,
When were on each sides of the ball,
And y'all are doing stellar,
And posting out "Hey, Sprawl!"

To quote Dickens' Tiny Tim,
And I don't do this for fun.
May we both have winning seasons,
And God bless us everyone!