*The scene opens in Maniac's mansion in Tarrytown, New York.



Maniac and Deas are seen just finishing a training session in Maniac's ring as they both step out and Deas grabs a bottle of water as Maniac grabs a beer.*




Maniac: Good session Deas, we are going to be ready for TNT at Havoc

Bryan: Of course we are, as long as you don't fuk it up again!

*Bryan just pauses before speaking again.*

Bryan: Maniac, if you don't make this happen right, then, something bad will happen, I guarantee it!

*Maniac takes another drink of beer and begins to talk*

Maniac: Me fuk it up? You are the one that tagged yourself in and got us the loss. So if anyone is at fault it's YOU dumbass

*Bryan just smiles at Maniac before speaking.*

Bryan: And yet, you couldn't break up the pinfall! Maniac, we aren't Hardcore Icons until...

*Bryan just slaps Maniac in the back of the head.*

Bryan: YOU start learning the name of the word TEAM! There is no I in TEAM, so wise up, fool!

*Maniac rubs the back of his head*

Maniac: Well it's kinda hard to break a pinfall when you get hit in the head with a high heel

*Maniac hits Deas in the back of the head*

Maniac: Don't fuking hit me you tub of shit!!

*Bryan just smiles at his tag team partner before speaking.*

Bryan: Now, THERE is the fire that I like to see! Now, TNT, if we can hit each other in the head and take the pain...what do you think we will do to YOU! You see TNT, me and Maniac have had one hell of a rivalry, and come hell or high water, we WILL be the Tag Team Champions again! So, TNT...get ready for a lesson in respect! Now, Maniac, with that said, I have a favor to ask of you.

*Maniac sighs*

Maniac: Deas, for the last time I' am NOT going to massage your neck no matter how bad it hurts!!!

Bryan: No, it's not that! I believe that we can take this to the next level! I know that this is a no. 1 contender match, but after this match, I say we do something LEGENDARY! Something unheard of!

Maniac: And what would that be Deas? Please tell me your not bringing back the Ballistic Championship.

Bryan: Oh no...even better! You see, there is an All Star Championship Match happening at Havoc this week too...so, to establish our tag team legacy....If we don't get our shot at the belts, the next Havoc we will face the LOSERS of that Triple Threat. What do you say about that?

*Maniac stares at Deas for a moment before speaking.*

Maniac: And that would establish our tag team legacy how?

Bryan: Cause we need to build up our tag team experience! Lets beat everyone on this freaking roster, no matter who it is...even if its Vanessa and Jason! I will not rest until we beat them all! And, I mean EVERYONE...down to the cameramen and even the sexy valet girl who is around ringside! Maniac, we are the Hardcore Icons....lets act like them! Wooo!

*Maniac smiles*

Maniac: I like the enthusiasm Deas, I really do but I don't think that will be necessary. We ARE going to beat TNT and then you are going to go on and beat Eddie K and AC James to be the new HWA Tag Team Champions. But you know Deas, you are right. We haven't been living up to our tag team name. So what do you say to showing everyone just why we are the Hardcore Icons. And to start this little party off I say we get and up close and personal viewing of the AC James and Eddie K match, are you getting what I am saying?

Bryan: I agree on that statement! Let’s do it!

*Maniac slaps Deas on the back*

Maniac: That's what I want to hear, now let's go grab some beer, get wasted, and pick up some strippers. Come on Deas, it's on me. What do you say?

Bryan: Bryan: Well, that’s all fine and dandy, but that is going to be a problem.

Maniac: What's the problem? Your not gay are you Deas? Because if you are that's ok, I'm not judging you. Infact I heard Jason is looking for a life partner

*Bryan just laughs at Maniac.*

Bryan: The problem is that I already hired the strippers for the evening; also, the refreshments are on the house too! As a matter of fact, our entertainment has been paid for by Eddie K and AC James! I secretly had them sign an agreement....and we get entertainment, THANKS to them! Woo!

*Maniac laughs*

Maniac: Sweet, how the hell did you get them to do that?

Bryan: I never tell my secrets! But tonight, it is OUR night! Lets party!

Maniac: I can't argue with that logic,. LET'S PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maniac: *Maniac and Deas walk off as the scene fades to black.*