Curt Evers and Shakir are in a run down ragged small gym that is infested with roaches and mice, all of the equipment is well used if not completely worn out and ghetto rigged to preform to 50% of their capacity but the two Anti American’s are hard at work training on their cardio running at a moderate pace on the hand me down treadmills, a cheap boom box is off in the corner playing” Rammstein Amerika”. The two engage in conversation but keep their eyes locked straight ahead of them at the cracked filthy wall ahead.

Shakir: This song is so true no body can really escape America, if their soldiers aren’t invading your homelands their products infest your society down to its core. You see KFC’s and McDonalds spring up, coke a colas being sold out of every market straight down to the clothing.

Curt Evers: The world might as well be renamed to America, because that’s exactly what its becoming, their polluted religion and beliefs spread like wild fire and if you don’t conform to the American view of life then your labeled automatically as a “Terrorist”.

Shakir: That word used to disgust me but it does no longer, because if that’s what the western people want me and my people to be then we will be just that! America want’s to get involved in everyones affairs and play big brother to the world well let them live the lie they live, all it will bring them is destruction not from the outside but from within. America lives for the dollar, and for themselves and other worldly things such as the high dollar cars, and suits while I live for Allah.

Curt Evers: Senester is the only way to live… Senester is godly and holy, pure and rich with love and mercy... He is the definition of love, peace, mercy, and true freedom. Once our we erect God’s tabernacle in the center of the ring in Havoc only then can we break bread with the true God and lord of all things both heavenly and worldly.

Shakir: You know the Hardcore Icons are the shinning example of the average Ignorant American…. You have a guy who thinks he is a legend, someone of worth, someone who’s opinion actually carries value when in all honesty he is just another unclean thing amongst the breeding pool of filth that has become this world. He thinks that his popularity is because of his skills and toughness and sadly will never understand that his popularity was birthed only from what do the Americans call it, “Retardation”?

Curt Evers: You speak correctly on Bryan Deas, but lets not leave out Maniac the would be serial killer. He thinks by breaking a kendo stick or a chair over someones head is actually true wrestling. There is no sport in that, that isn’t really wrestling… In fact it’s just brawling and the funny thing is brother is he thinks hes the best at it, which he very well could be for all I know, I don’t really keep up with who’s the next street fighter king, the last I heard a guy by the name of Kimbo was the street fighting king , who is the would be now Pro Mixed Martial Arts Fighter.

Shakir: How exactly does an uneducated hoodlum become a pro at martial arts in less then a year?

Curt Evers: Welcome to America, anyone can become a black belt within seconds all they have to do is make the claim of being one and that automatically makes them such. What I’m saying is this, The Kimbo guy has no class, and Maniac is just the same a no class brawler who has no business what so ever in a wrestling ring.

Shakir: Hey friend what do you think of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad supporting us? I told you that I had connections back home.

Curt Evers: Man I can’t wait until we bring the HWA over to Iran to showcase our skills as the best tag team in professional wrestling, at least there we will be loved, supported, and appreciated , unlike here in this shit bag place.

Shakir: Mel…. Mel…. Mel… Bour….NE…..

Curt laughs at Shakir butchering the name of the city of Australia.

Shakir: How do you say it? Am I saying it right?


Curt Evers: Kind of, not to worry though this place isn’t worth the effort of trying to pronounce correctly, none of the outbackers here know how to say it properly either, they are nothing but a bunch of scum bums.

Shakir: Those out backers I have noticed have a particular smell of them, might I ask what that is?

Curt Evers: That smell that you smell is called “Ignorance” Shakir…. They are so ignorant that it radiates from the pours of their skin, I would dare say they rival the American’s in stench. They are poor, ignorant, and petty criminals every single one of them Shakir. They are easily confused at the most simplest instructions.

Shakir: As I have noticed, this one individual didn’t even know how to properly greet someone of my class, back home all who greet me show humility and respect because of my family having such high standing and power.

Curt Evers: Remember though we have to focus we can’t let the infidels harden our hearts you have said it yourself.

Shakir: Very true friend, so true!

Curt Evers: I know such worldly things can blur our focus and sidetrack us but that’s what the enemy wants! Right now we need to think of all the ways we can out smart the Hardcore Icons… I say since they like to be hardcore lets us use that very thing they love against them.

Shakir nods and then says

Shakir: Get them DQ’d by making it look like they used a weapon against one of us.

Curt Evers: My thoughts exactly, but we will do that if things do not go in our favor and keep in mind that Eddie and Ac James will be watching….

Shakir: That’s if they don’t somehow interfere….

Curt Evers: We just have to keep a low profile and stay alert, remember our primary objective is to erect God’s tabernacle and pay tribute… God always comes first before anything else!

Shakir: FOR ALLAH!!! PRAISE TO THE GOD OF ALL WORLDY AND HEAVENLY THINGS!

Curt Evers: God is always our number one priority everything else falls in behind.

Shakir: Fear not for everything shall go as planned, Allah has spoken to me in a vision and has promised us great things for our loyalty to him.

Curt’s face is emotionless as he continues to run on the treadmill at a fast pace, Shakir running just a little bit faster then Curt begins rambling off in Arabic singing praises to his Allah.