Curt Evers: You know we are fuking crazy, we are some desperate nobodies huh?

Curt laughs as his hopes continue to sink, he is just to certain that there is no hope for them stranded out in the middle of no where, he has never been stranded in his life and this experience is new and frightening, Shakir is oblivious to his frends ramblings of no hope he just continues to look out into the horizon as if coming up with some grand master plan

Curt Evers: If I die before you brother you can eat my remains to prolong your death, but let me tell you something if you die before me I aint touching you, sh1ts ####ing sick, hell I know your going to cannibalize me anyway when I die out here so might as well just get that off my chest.

Shakir turns around and looks at Curt as he rubs his thick black beard as if deep in thought

Shakir: We will survive…. This I know Allah speaks to me this very moment instructing me on where we will find water as soon as the sun goes down follow me friend and we shall drink to our hearts content.

Curt says nothing more and neither does Shakir they both sit and wait until the sun goes down

SEVERAL DAYS LATER

Shakir and Evers lay under the shade of their makeshift shelter, Shakir is wide awake his shifty sneaky eyes darting around frantically as he thinks he hears a car engine off in the distance, he listens real carefully and after confirmation of the car engine he taps Evers frantically to wake his counter part up from a deep sleep

Shakir: Wake up! Get under neath the truck and hold yourself up under it and stay out of sight, I'm going to set the ambush up, remember come out whenever I say Allah.
Shakir springs up and Evers snaps to attention quickly scurrying up under the truck, Shakir wraps his entire head up in a shirt only exposing his eyes and stands at the ready on the side of the road and when the car comes in sight the wild arabic is getting shifty in anticipation on what he is about to do. As the car gets in range Shakir suddenly jumps out in front of it but the car just swerves off just in time narrowly missing the wild arabic


The car slides to a halt and suddenly the drivers door flies open as a slender yet tone man steps out aggressively. He walks toward Shakir with an infuriated look on his face and a harsh edge to his words...

Man: What the hell are you doing you stupid ass sand n*gger! I almost went into a damned ditch, whats your damned problem?!

The camera pans to reveal the driver of the car to be none other than Ricky "The Outlaw" Evans.

Shakir rises from the road to his feet and begins to speak frantically in arabic acting terrified he throws his hands up

Ricky looks at Shakir still furious. He continues to go off on him as he steps closer.

Evans: This isn't Afghanistan you piece of trash, you're not getting any rites, no Geneva codes or rules of engagement, I should just beat your stupid camel jockey ass and be on my way to Havoc...

Shakir quickly slips off one of his shoes and holds it up as if threatening to throw it at Ricky, Shakir begins to take a step back as he continues to ramble off in arabic.

Ricky shakes his head in disgust as he listens to the foul sounding acient language being spewed by this masked arabian...


Evans: You're pathetic man... you people continue to live like barbarians, you have no sense of modern technology, and the only thing you do well is blow yourselves up... and hell half the time you f*ck that up... why don't you just run along and pray to allah

The insults roll off Shakir as he is savoring every moment of toying with Ricky Evans, Shakir enjoys it so much so he wants to laugh but holds it in suddenly the arabic ramblings stop and Shakir knows this game cannot last forever so he does the only thing he can do to put an end to the fun

Shakir: Allah? What do you know of Allah you filthy infidel?!

Curt hears the signal and drops to the ground he has a wicked smile come across his face as he rolls out, as he stands he uses Shakir's distraction to his advantage and stealthfuly makes his way to Ricky's car

Ricky: What do I know? I know plenty... I know about Allah, Mohammad, The Five Pillars of Islam; Mecca, Shahadah, Slat, Zakat, Sawm, and Hajj... and I also know how twisted you ignorant radicalists have made the Qu'ran's message...

Suddenly Ricky turns and sees Curt near his rental car...

Curt instantly spots Ricky looking his direction, he bolts into the driver seat and puts it in gear but the car stalls out, Shakir pulls a shank out of his pocket and tries to pierce Ricky in the neck

Ricky uses his peerless agility to step out off line causing Shakir to miss his neck. He then pounces taking Shakir down to the harsh ground. Using his strong background in amature wrestling, Ricky begins to subdue Shakir and manages to get the shank from his hands, Ricky tosses it far into the street, but continues to keep Shakir on the ground.

Curt steps out of the car knowing his friend is in trouble he runs and spears Ricky off of Shakir the two role across the road trying to utilize their amature wrestling back ground against one another, Shakir darts up and makes a mad dash to the car, as Shakir gets into the driver seat he starts it up and slams it in gear he spins the car around and then lays it down blasting full speed at Curt and Ricky.

As Curt and Ricky do battle both realize Shakir is barreling at them full speed

Curt Evers: That crazy fuk is going to kill us both!

The two instantly break off from one another rolling across the ground just in time, Shakir goes flying passed them kicking up dirt and rocks, Shakir spins the car around again his head hanging out the window as he revs the engine

Shakir: FOR ALLAH YOU FILTHY AMERICAN!

Shakir slams his foot down on the gas the tires squeel for several seconds as he comes flying straight at Ricky, Shakir's still hanging his head out the window shouts curses in arabic at Ricky as he charges forward

Ricky's eyes grow wide as the car barrells towards him, he reaches down and grabs a medium sized rock and winds up, tossing the rock as hard as he can. The rock flies through the air and his Shakir directly in the forhead, as Shakir falls out of the car window, the car continues on its straight path, gradually slowing, but still charging at Ricky... Ricky dives out of the way once more as the car continues for several hundred yards before coming to a stop unscaved...

Ricky runs over to Shakir, and is about to punt his unconcious head, before he can do so though, Curt Evers steps in his path. Ricky comes to a halt and looks at Curt for a moment...

Ricky: Look... wake him up and lets talk...

The scene fades momentarily as Curt begins to revive Shakir

Shakir is sitting up his head bleeding out from the forehead, Curt looking at Ricky with a rage filled glare just barely able to contain his anger Curt lets out a huff


Curt Evers: Tell us one good reason why we shouldn't do you in right here in the middle of the road? What do you offer?

Shakir looks around a little out of it

Shakir: You filthy American dog I am going to fuk all of your fat American women and lick their ass holes



Curt Evers: Shut up Shakir, lets see what he has to offer us before we kill him.
Ricky looks at both men with a slight smirk. He arrogantly stands up and folds his arms defiantly.



Ricky: You guys couldn't kill me with an ambush, let alone now that I know... but as far as what you had to say... I've got plenty to offer, but what I get in return is the key to you obtaining it... so whats in this for me?

Curt Evers: What do you take us for some kind of joke?! You think you have us beat?!

Curt suddenly jumps up and goes nose to nose with Ricky, Shakir snaps out of his haze

Shakir: WAIT!

Shakir stands up and gets in between Ricky and Curt

Shakir: Are you sided with Allah? Do you walk behind him as a faithful servant?

Ricky grins for a moment seeing his shot.

Ricky: allah akbar... praise be to god... and death to the infidels

Curt pushes Shakir to the side and looks into Ricky's eyes his rage still burning hot

Curt Evers: What he is saying is do you wish to earn Senester's favor, and if you are then maybe we can work together, how ever if you are lying then I will gut you personally myself!

Ricky looks on at Curt for a moment, continuing his calm demenor...

Ricky: Senester himself has been taking me under his wing before you ever seeked his favor, so yes, I'm yerning to learn his ways and gain favor... and I have plently of information that would help you earn that same favor

Shakir pushes Curt to the side and looks upon Ricky in a different light then that of prey

Shakir: Let us work together then, let us strive for the same goals! Let us make a Covenant bound to Allah himself that we will be allies not enemies.

Shakir puts his hand out as does Curt reluctantly

Ricky nods approvingly and smiles...

He shakes both mens' hands before turning and looking at his car across the way in the distance...

Ricky: c'mon, we've got a good hike to the car... I'll drive you guys to the next Havoc and we can talk more on the way...


Scene ends