on March 17, 2010, 11:41 pm
*The scene begins to slowly open. It is focused on a Havoc logo. It begins zooming out as we begin seeing a bulletin board, two steel chairs, and the corner of a locker. The camera begins panning the room. Finally Maniac is found sitting on a sofa watching ESPN. He is wearing Blue Jeans, White Lugs Shoes, A White T-Shirt, and a hat. After a while Maniac hears a knock on the door.*
Maniac: Yeah?
*Maniac turns the T.V. off and sits up straight.*
Sherri Hanson: Hey Maniac! It’s Sherri Hanson. I was just wondering if I could get a few words with you.
Maniac: Come in!
*Sherri opens the door as a camera man follows. Sherri sits down in the steel chair that is opposite of the sofa.*
Sherri Hanson: Thanks for allowing me to get this interview.
Maniac: No Problem, at least this is the first time. Normally you bother me all week.
Sherri Hanson: Sorry about that!
*Sherri looks at the camera as the camera begins rolling.*
Sherri Hanson: Hello Ladies and Gentlemen. I'm Sherri Hanson live in the locker room of Maniac! So Maniac, how have you been this week?
Maniac: Well, I've been alright. Deas and I cleaned house at this past Havoc just like we said we would and here we are at another edition of Havoc getting another shot at the HWA Tag Team Championship.
Sherri Hanson: Are the rumors true that you will be going after not only the HWA Hatchet Championship but also the HWA All-Star Championship?
Maniac: Yes it is Sherri, I am not only focusing on the Hardcore Icons winning gold but I plan on winning some gold myself. I know that I have to earn that title shot and I will do so and when the time comes I will be the NEW HWA All-Star Champion.
Sherri Hanson: Alright. Well this week at Havoc you and Deas once again tag up to take on the HWA Tag Team Champions for the HWA Tag Team Championship in a Tables match, with the match only three days away are you getting nervous?
Maniac: Of Course Sherri. When I face competition such as this there is that little feeling of anxiety. But I think it is time for me and Deas to step up to the plate and crack a home run, I know that the tag champs will put up one hell of a fight and it will make for one hell of a match but in the end I know what team will come out victorious. Deas and I understand and respect one another, but I don’t think that is the case for our opponents. You see both AC James and Eddie K want what everyone in the HWA wants, and that is the HWA Championship. They have both that abundantly clear and there is no way they are going to be able to trust each other, let alone work as a team.
Sherri Hanson: Cocky as usual I see. What about AC James and Eddie K makes you think they won’t be able to trust and work as a team?
Maniac: These guys are an interesting pair; you see AC James and Eddie K think that they are both number one around here when really they are just small fishes in the ocean. This isn't preschool, where we all gather around in a circle and tell each other our names, and tell what our hobbies are, and who our favorite cartoon character is. AC James and Eddie K, this is a big boy place. This is not where we see what we have in common; this is pro wrestling, a contact sport where the object is to not make friends with your opponents, but to attack them in every possible way. It is kill or be killed so to speak in this industry and I refuse to go down, Deas and I will rise above it all and take home the victory and the gold. There is nothing that can stop us, not even you Sons of Anarchy. It is our time to shine in the tag team division and I’ll be dammed if we are held back by a makeshift tag team. The days grow near boys and your FATALITIES ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sherri Hanson: Strong words from a strong competitor!
Maniac: Got anymore Questions?
Sherri Hanson: What about Hans von Richtoven? With him being the HWA All-Star Champion what do you have planned for him?
*Maniac begins to laugh a little and then gets a serious look on his face.*
Maniac: Hans von Richtoven has it in his head that he has already beaten me, and that’s funny considering the fact that in the triple threat match we had it was Lunatik he pinned and not me. You see Sherri, Hans has casted me aside as a contender to the All-Star Title because he knows that when it comes down to it I would beat him one on one and take the HWA All-Star Title away from him. You may have the gold for now Hans but like all my other opponents you will soon find out that in the ring my head is clear as day and I am one hundred percent focused on the match at hand. Your time as All-Star Champion is coming to an end Hans von Richtoven, because you are soon going to be going up against a man who knows no limits, a man who does whatever it takes to win a match, you are going to be going up against “The Human Horror Reel” Maniac.
*Maniac puts his hand on his chin and looks toward the ceiling. He then looks back at the camera taking his hand away.*
Maniac: But anyway, back to the match at hand. AC James and Eddie K, there comes a time in people’s lives when they have to face a major challenge. And unfortunately for you two your challenge is way more then you can handle. There is nothing Deas and I won’t do to win; we are two men with everything to gain and nothing to lose, and in situations like that people get hurt…bad. AC James, its people like you who stink up this fed and take away the honor that we have worked for so hard for the longest time. And Eddie K, your cocky attitude and poor judgment are a deadly combination that is going to get you and your tag partner seriously hurt. You don’t have the potential or the skills to make it in the HWA, hell you are too much of a pussy to even show up to shoot a ####ing promo! AC James and Eddie K, come Havoc it will be time to put up or shut up and I’m afraid for you it will your time to be shut up…PERMANANTLY!!!!!!!
*Maniac takes a deep breath and then shakes his head and smiles. He then looks back at the camera.*
Maniac: So you like to hear your name on Television AC James? Well just to let you know, I’ve said your name on a couple promos which *Pause* when I mentioned your name all people did was laugh. You may have been in the back watching, because I know everyone else does, but that just shows the stupidity you have! We don't need that kind of person in this fed, that is exactly why I will be the one to eliminate you from the match and from ever wrestling again. That’s right, you can come out and act like a hard ass and act all big and bad, like you’re a tough guy, but the fact is you may put yourself out to be a strong son of a b###h, but your nothing but a b###h. You will be mine come time we step in that ring. I will turn you into the b###h that you really are. Shove your face in the dirt, beat the living hell out of you, and then put your sorry ass through a table. You can hide behind the scenes all you want, but the fact is you will meet your FATALITY. When Havoc comes rolling around, you will understand the meaning of my slogan. You will actually understand. *Mocks AC James and Eddie K.* DAMN! Maniac made me meet my FATALITY! He is the real deal! *Laughs a little, and begins talking normally again* Deas and I will get into that ring and beat you two and show you no mercy what so ever. That is all there is to it. So here are some words of advice. Keep your damn mouth shut before you piss me off, and trust me, you don't want that to happen. When I get pissed bones get broken and people loose a lot of blood. That is what happens when you piss me off to a certain point, and AC James and Eddie K you are pretty close. You are pretty close to meeting your FATALITY!!!!
Sherri Hanson: Any other comments for your opponents?
Maniac: Yeah, you know AC James and Eddie K you may be the champs, you may hold a lot of power right now but you can be beaten. You are both vulnerable and Deas and I will exploit those vulnerabilities and use them to win. I mean, these guys really think Deas and I should be afraid of them but they are going to learn the hard way that we fear no one. Prepare yourselves boys because you are going to suffer the wrath of the Hardcore Icons!!!
*Maniac stands up and leaves with the camera man following close behind. After a few minutes, Bryan Deas comes walking up to Maniac.*
Maniac: What’s up Deas?
Bryan Deas: Not much Maniac, you?
Maniac: Not Much. Just got done talking to Sherri Hanson about our match at Havoc
Bryan Deas: I can’t wait for that, we are going to show the HWA why The Hardcore Icons are the best tag team there ever was!!!
Maniac: Hell yeah Deas, we are going to dominate and show everyone that we are exactly what we say we are. We are going to be the next HWA Tag Team Champions and there isn’t a damn thing anyone can do about it.
Bryan Deas: I'll tell you what Maniac, AC James and Eddie K are nothing but children. They don’t even know how to wrestle dude they are just punks.
Maniac: I know! They dance around with those Tag Titles like it means something. I heard that they play with naked male Barbies.
Bryan Deas: Dude I heard they play with each other every night.
Maniac: They probably kiss each other good night before they go to bed! (Laughs) Anyway, are you ready for this Tables match?
Bryan Deas: I’ve never been more ready then now Maniac, I am ready to kick those losers’ asses and hold some HWA gold DAMNIT!!!
Maniac: I’m glad to hear that Deas, we have to be one-hundred percent concentrated on this match if we want to win. Remember, we have the edge. Nothing to lose…
Bryan Deas: And everything to gain!!!
Maniac: Good! I’m glad that we are on the same page Deas, which will make our victory that much sweeter.
Bryan Deas: Agreed, it’s going to be a glorious night for us come Havoc, a new era in the tag team division will begin
Maniac: Exactly. That was what I was going to say. Well, I'll talk to you later I got some other things to take care of.
*Maniac stands up and shakes Deas's hand. Deas walks off as Maniac walks over and grabs a Mountain Dew from the pop machine. He opens the can and gulps half of it down. He then sets it on the counter as the scene slowly fades.*
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