TNT Public Service Announcement Sponsored by Butch Parker is a TOOL Foundation

Curt Evers and Shakir are standing at a podium wearing cheap rental business suits, Curt is wearing Sun Glasses while Shakir is wearing a dirty stained towel over his head. Curt speaks first

Curt Evers: At Havoc we had an altercation with the Gladiator from that movie 300 and we narrowly survived, my friend standing next to me had to be carried home on his shield because he fought with honor, he fought the F*ck Butch Parker way.

Shakir looks over at Curt his eyes narrow

Curt Evers: What?

Shakir pulls out a wooden katana sword and holds it high into the air

Curt Evers: Oh yeah the only reason my friend stands today is because he is an Immortal.

Shakir tosses the sword to the side

Curt Evers: Our other brother in arms Ricky Evans could not make todays Public Service Announcement because he is attending a fun raiser for the Butch Parker is a TOOL Foundation over in Skirtland, tomorrow we will explore why Skirtland’s finest William Wallace was a tea bagging TOOL and what made him such a honorable F*ck Butch Parker cock mouthed warrior. This has been a Public Service Announcement sponsored by Butch Parker is a TOOL Foundation.

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