HWA Message Board: The Pilgrimage

"Then Jael Heber's wife took a nail of the tent, and took an hammer in her hand, and went softly unto him, and smote the nail into his temples, and fastened it into the ground: for he was fast asleep and weary. So he died." (Judges 4:21)”

A Message from Dark Horse Towers from Lord Senester:

Gentlemen,

I trust you find your accommodations more suitable than what you have become accustomed to. As mediocre as they may be to my standards, perhaps in time you may find yourself privy to things more….lavish. I have business to attend to and I herby entrust you with facilitating it.

Days remain before Havoc and you have come to a state now infamous for its legislation. Despite his demeanor before the American people and the media cameras, in private…Senator McCain as you should know has asked for the assistance of Dark Horse in the matter of Senate Bill 1070. Dark Horse is a law abiding entity, and as such it is our duty to uphold the law. This legislation has already grown in notoriety around the country, and now that I have returned from Australia, I can attend to this business matter.

The Hardcore Wrestling Alliance is obliged to be in compliance with State law and as such, I am assigning TNT security detail at Havoc in the McKale Center. As the law provides you will be awarded the authority to stop individuals whom you have reasonable suspicion of being in the country illegally. You will stop these people, you will detain them, and their status will be identified. Any undocumented immigrants will be transferred into custody for immediate deportation.

I understand that the state of Arizona has a substantial population of immigrants, and we may expect thousands to attend Havoc this week. Families may be separated…. children, even babies from their parents, elderly from their loved ones. This is not your concern; I have no interest in the bastards of unlawful, illegal inhabitants. Although any useful specimens should be brought to my attention for…..let us say….scientific interests.

Successful completion of this task, to a percentage of my satisfaction shall award you am invitation to Dark Horse Towers. A brief tour of the empire is a suitable reward, and perhaps another layer of stimulation for you. We shall soon see. Your pilgrimage begins gentlemen….the pilgrimage begins.

Senester