The scene opens up with Shakir and Evers huddled over a small table in their hotel the two are dressed in arabic terrorist style clothing and seem to be tinkering with a newly created explosive, Curt looks over his shoulder and smiles at the camera.

Curt Evers: Hello Sons of Anarchy, Shakir and I welcome you to our humble dwelling.

Shakir yells out in pain as he lances his finger on a sharp jagged metal piece then rambles off in Arabic curses, Curt turns around with an arrogant smirk across his face

Curt Evers: You know Fallen that you and Dragon both seem to be stuck on the past of AWA, a company that is now closing and I might add no longer means three nickel fuks in the wrestling industry, not that it ever did. How about I bring your dumb red neck asses to the present where it REALLY matters because as it stands Shakir and I are the biggest threat to those tag titles you so desperately cling to now that you have finally accomplished something worth while of mentioning in your lives. Ever since you two have won those titles you parade around thinking that your on top of he world when in fact you have only began to scratch the surface of the world that is Senester’s playground and keep in mind that THIS IS SENESTER’S PLAYGROUND.

Shakir looks up focusing in on the camera and says in a sly but knowing wise voice

Shakir: You know what that mean’s infidels? It means that Allah dictates everyones lives that enter his playground he controls everyones destiny! Now my friend and I are devoted followers of Allah and we only wish to do his will in the HWA, when the time is right he will guide us directly in your path to take those title belts your so in love with and when we take them from you we will only further gain authority on the playground of Allah there for making sure everyone plays by Allah’s rules as they should of from the start!

Shakir’s eyes zero back on the explosive as his shifty hands begin again hard pressed at work on the task at hand.

Curt Evers: Fallen all you have done in that little promo of yours is further prove my point with American’s not only have you revealed more to the world around you just how uneducated American’s are but you have also reinforced the belief that the world already had of you Americans and that is your arrogance and blindness to the real truth! Do you honestly think that your lame half assed attempt at slandering the good name of TNT will really give you the results that you seek? Do you really think the world buys into your piss poor crack headed promos? No they don’t and whats even worse is I doubt even a fraction of the American Smarks buy into you as legit Tag Team Champions, the facts are simple Sons of Anarchy…. You are a damn scandal to the Tag Division just as the Hardcore Icons are, your win was a fluke win and you will lose your tag titles in a short amount of time.

Shakir suddenly interrupts Curt as he yells out in laughter

Shakir: Your time as Tag champs will be shorter then a Chinese man’s penis!

Curt looks at Shakir with a concerned look on his face as he says in a questionable tone

Curt Evers: Shakir can you tell me how you know the size of a Chinese man’s penis? Is that what you study on your spare time? Is there something that I and the rest of the world don’t know about you that you should I duno…. Reveal?

Shakir: What are you talking about friend?

Shakir looks completely confused and lost as to what Curt is referring to

Curt Evers: You just said that their reign as champs will be shorter then a Chinese man’s penis, and I’m just wondering how you would know the size of a Chinese man’s penis ?

Shakir: Oh….. OH!! NOO!!! NOOOO!!!! NOOO!! It’s not what your thinking friend! I only know from seeing porn movies of these filthy Americans filming Chinese men and their small penis!

Curt Evers: Again I wonder why would you watch such a thing Shakir?

Shakir’s shifty eyes dart around as he tries hard to find a way out of this huge hole he has just dug for himself.


Curt Evers: Shakir you wouldn’t be gay or bisexual would you?

Shakir: WHAT?! NO!!! THAT’S …

Curt Evers: Hey! Hey ! It’s ok if you are brother whatever floats your boat, I’m not trying to say anything against you if you are I was just curious.


Shakir: No friend I am not gay or Bi! I am just very observant of the naughty videos that I have been forced to watch.

Curt Evers: Who forced you to watch porn?

Shakir’s eyes narrow as he suddenly thinks of a grand lie to tell Curt

Shakir: Well there was this one time this fat American virgin woman tricked me friend, she said that in the motel room she was staying at there was six other friends of hers that was fat American virgin women, and when I stepped through the door there they were all six of them they ambushed me, then proceeded to tie me up in a five point restraint on their bed, they held my eyes open and made me watch one of those porn movies that the Americans are so fond of with the Chinese man using his small penis to penetrate the obese American woman. They would not let me enter them until I watched the movie with them so I being tied up in a five point restraint to the bed I had no choice they also threatened to shove anal beads up my ass and cut my penis off if I did not obey as they commanded so I only did what I had to I swear on Fallen’s life!

Shakir speaks with sincerity in his voice but Curt knows better then to believe such a lie but he nods and plays along with his crazy friend not wanting to press Shakir anymore on the topic.

Curt Evers: Just go back to work on that explosive and focus on it I believe your story, I just don’t want to get blown up in here.

Shakir nods his head with a smile as he continues to go back to work

Curt Evers: Anyways Son’s of Anarchy as I was saying stop focusing on what was the past and focus on the present! When we faced off I was nothing but a rookie in the indy scene but now here in the Hardcore wrestling Alliance I am far more experienced and a lot has changed, if you think for a second that I will make the same mistakes I made back in AWA you have another thing coming because I know just how I need to handle the both of you. Your jokes to the tag division, you will never amount to anything here in the HWA, and for two unproven champs you sure do run your mouth a lot, but soon enough you will be tested, and once your tested it will be the big man himself SENESTER! I just hope he pits us against you in your test of survival here in the land of Senester…. FOR ALLAH!!!!!


Shakir jumps up nearly knocking the table over with the explosive as he yells ith passionate zeal

Shakir: TO ALLAH AKBAR!!!!!! PRAISE TO HIS NAME!!!!

Curt Evers: You fuking idiot what are you trying to do kill us! Sit the hell down and don’t do that again!

The scene ends