Curt Evers: How do you know all of this sh1t about explosives, firearms, and killing? None of that was taught in Michael Dredge’s wrestling academy.
Shakir laughs as he places the last bullet in the clip right between the pop up targets eyes.
Shakir: I spent my whole life training for the day that I would serve Allah himself…. That day has finally come and my skills are sharpened to near perfection! There is so much more Allah can personally teach us though my friend, so much more wisdom he can share that we know not, I look forward to the day that I earn his wisdom….
Shakir loads up with another full clip and begins to start popping shots with lightning reflexes and a trained eye, after every bullet is spent that’s found its mark on a vital kill zone Curt sits his rifle down
Curt Evers: Shooting these guns is all fun and good Shakir but I was curious when it would be when we started back up on our training in the ring, you know this whole trip to Iran has thrown our training schedule completely off.
Shakir: If you wish to train my friend then we will train but it will be in a much different way then what you are used to… You want to be ready for your match, you want to be ready for all comers looking to take your title from you then lets do survival training in the wilderness of this beautiful country Iran. Through the survival training you will harden your endurance and stamina, and your will to survive and win will be sharpened like never before, if you can survive the wilderness of Iran friend then you will surely be able to survive any opponent thrown at you in that ring.
Curt Evers: Let’s get to it then brother I welcome any kind of training.
Shakir: Here we will learn to work even more as a team and depend on one another for survival….. Team work is crucial here…
Curt’s eyes are filled with excitement of this new challenge and the end results it will bring in
Curt Evers: How much and what supplies are we bringing?
Shakir: None, we will be learning to live off the land for the next several days.
Curt Evers: Can we take the guns?
Shakir: No, we take nothing but the clothes on our back.
Curt Evers: When do we leave?
Shakir: As soon as I make a phone call for us to be picked up by helicopter blind folded and dropped off in one of the most relentless hostile environments of Iran.
Curt Evers: WHAT?!
Shakir: You wanted training that will harden you well you will get it, pray that Allah watches over us in our journey.
Curt Evers: Yeah sure whatever…
Shakir pulls out a cell phone dials a number then walks off leaving Curt to contemplate by himself
(Curt Evers) I can’t believe this! What have I got myself into now? What this crazy jihad fuk got planned to put us through now? I swear he is going to get us both killed before I make any real money here in the HWA…. I however better focus because I know he isn’t lying when he says we will have to work together if we plan to survive out in the wilderness in this god forsaken place of a sh1t hole.
Curt begins to scan the area as his mind continues to think of plans of preparation he then spots a compact 9mm handgun with a full clip laying next to it he reaches over and pockets it inside of his robe, he insures its concealed away.
(Curt Evers) Just in case we run into a situation we cant escape without a little violence, in the end that crazy jihad will thank me for bringing this piece along with us.
Shakir comes strolling back he tosses the phone to the ground and speaks with enthusiasm to his tone
Shakir: The copter will be here in 45 minutes, the exact location of where they are dropping us I don’t even know, I know only the general area…. Upon landing you and I will have to figure out which is east, west, south, and north before we set out but I mastered navigating so I will leave that up to you. In fact champ I am leaving all of the decision making and preparations up to you, I will just tag along to coach you along and correct you if you make any mistakes.
Curt grumbles
Curt Evers: Wonderful, maybe this little trip was a bad idea after all…..
Shakir: No way! You will learn a lot from this experience I promise you friend!
Curt Evers: The only thing that I learned is there is no hope for you Shakir, your completely fuked up in the head worse then anyone could ever imagine. I don’t think they will ever be able to make a cure for someone with the problems you have…
Shakir: What problems?
Curt Evers: Never mind lets just get this sh1t over with ok?
Curt finds him a place on the ground and takes a seat, and patiently waits the suicide mission Shakir is putting them on the scene temporarily fades.
45 minutes later the helicopter has arrived and Curt and Shakir has boarded the copter as soon as they board they are blind folded and taken to the location where they are dropped off, the two remove their blind folds at the same time and see that trees are all around them as well as other vegetation.
Curt Evers: Where are we? Are we still in Iran?
Shakir: Yes friend we are still in Iran, and we are in one of the national park reserves. These trees are going to make it a little difficult to navigate and get our sense of direction.
Curt looks around not knowing fully what to do
Curt Evers: Well I know we can mark the trees with stuff to help guide us if we have already been through the area, but with so many trees blotting out the sun how do we navigate using a stick, and the sun’s light?
Shakir: You don’t …. But there are other ways we can navigate ….
Curt Evers: How?
Shakir: You have to think creatively, you have to have just enough ingenuity and make your own compass.
Curt Evers: How am I to do that when we have brought no supplies of any sort?
Shakir: Scavenge for trash and junk, anything that you can find…. Other peoples junk is one of the best resources you can use to make whatever it is you need…. Be it navigation, weapons, protection…. In America as you know the land there is rich in garbage because the Americans litter and carelessly throw things to the ground that they don’t need out of pure laziness, here you will be a little hard pressed to find garbage of any sort because my people use everything available to them to get by another harsh day…. If you were alone here in Iran without me beside you every step of the way there would be people trying to take advantage of you and rip you off because you are white and they all assume white men are Americans…. To rip off an American is a great accomplishment because all Americans are rich compared to my people and they are snob nosed infidels.
Curt Evers: Well that will all change very soon when they advertise you and me and hang posters of us up.
Shakir: Yes it will but until then be weary of my people, once they see you are fighting the good fight with me and your name gets out they will all love you and treat you as one of our own… I suggest we stop talking and get a move on while we still have ample strength and fluids in our bodies. You think our trip to Australia was rough from the weather and environment you have seen nothing yet.
The two set off searching for whatever they can find as the scene fades out
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