The scene opens to a view of dimly lit hotel room, where Logan Neilson is seen sitting on the foot off the bed. After putting his laptop aside he looks towards the camera ready to make his statement.

(Logan): Well, well. Fancy my shock when I get back here tae find that Mrs McNeil has posted a message online saying Ronnie has picked me fur his match next week… I have tae say am pretty delighted. I’m looking tae make the step up tae the All Star division now that ma 1st year wi H-W-A is drawing tae an end. So I’d obviously like to accept Ronnie’s challenge.

He pauses a moment looking more upbeat than usual.

(Logan): I’d also like tae point out that me and McNeil will never be “friends” but I cannae help but respect him. So for that reason I’d like tae chose a referee who is likely tae be fair and make this an enjoyable contest.

He strokes his beard in a ponderous manner, when suddenly a smirk appears on his face.

(Logan): Well am not that popular that we might have friends in common so, it’ll need tae be someone who dislikes both of us, equally. Hmmmm.. But who?

He goes back to stroking his beard, clearly enjoying the prospect of making an important decision. He starts to pace back and forth for a second or two when he stops dead still. He turns back to the camera.

(Logan): Aha! Let’s make this interesting… The man I chose to be the special guest referee is… Mr Butch Lesbian! That’s right the Much Darker, Pooch Barker will be the man tae decide who shall be the Bench Marker of the All-Star division.

Logan beams into the camera, clearly pleased with himself, a glimmer of excitement in his eye.

(Logan): Looking forward to it guys, see ye next week.

With that said he picks up his laptop again, watching the footage of Anton giving Eddie K’s announcement, clearly the rules Senester stipulated being misunderstood by the H-W-A Heavyweight Champion, causing Logan to mumble to himself.

(Logan): ####in’ Shit fur brains.

As the scene fades to black.