on August 11, 2010, 6:28 pm
Maniac and Bryan Deas stand outside the door before Maniac turns to Deas.*
Maniac: Where are we?
Bryan Deas: This is your house dipshyt!!!
Maniac: I live here? Am I rich or something?
*Bryan slaps his forehead.*
Bryan Deas: You are a professional wrestler, you have wrestled all over the world. Of course you are famous!! Now come on, let's get inside, we have work to do.
*Bryan takes the key and unlocks the door going inside and Maniac reluctantly follow.*
Maniac: Work? What do we have to work on?
Bryan Deas: Your match that you have against Hans von Richtoven this coming Havoc.
*Maniac's mouth drops open.*
Maniac: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! Are you freaking crazy? I'm going to get killed out there by..by..what was his name again?
Bryan Deas: Hans von Richtoven
Maniac: Right, anyway I have no clue what the hell to do, what makes you think that I am ready?
Bryan Deas: Because you are the Hardcore Icon, the master of Fatality, The Human Horror Reel Maniac!!! I'm going to help you every step of the way, so no worries.
Maniac: I have a bad feeling about this.
*Bryan leads Maniac to the ring that Maniac has set up.*
Bryan Deas: Before we get started I got a DVD with some Hans von Richtoven matches on it. Let's whatch it and set up a game plan.
*Maniac can only nod his head because he has no idea what this guy is talking about. Bryan pops in the DVD and we see various clips of Hans von Richtoven matches. After a few moments the DVD ends and Bryan turns to Maniac who is just staring at the screen.*
Bryan Deas: So, what do you think?
Maniac: I think I'm going to be sick.
*Maniac runs out of camera view and after a few minutes you hear him throw up.*
Bryan Deas: Oh brother.
*Bryan walks off as the scene fades to black.*
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