on May 20, 2024, 11:28 pm
We see The Shark in his normal podcast room sitting at his desk.
(The Shark): Hey guppies it's going to be a fin-tastic show today! I have some things to talk about and I have some guests today! However, before I start let me mention Professor Hoff and what I did to him. I just have one question for him. How did it feel? How did it feel to actually get what was coming to you? You kidnapped me, tortured me put me through pain no one could imagine. How did it feel Prof. Hoff to be powerless one? I feel no sympathy for you. I hope you have nightmares about me and Stu-E. As for you Tobias Clarke. I'd get out of the water if I were you. I think Wolfy was right, you are nothing but a spineless coward. Seriously a net? Just making sure I can't fight back? Jaws forbid you broke a nail you little minnow. You don't have a chance at Ring Master Toby Boy because we all know you're just going to coward out and refuse to let Maniac tag you in, because ever since you joined HWA you made it clear you were nothing but a little bitch.
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(The Shark): However, as for my guest let me welcome them guy that's on all the time Wolfy!...
The Shark looks around in confusion after a minute of waiting for Wolfy. He then calls to the people helping run the podcast.
(The Shark): Where is he? He was supposed to be here, wasn't he?
(man off camera): We don't know. he is supposed to be here. We're trying to video call him now.
(The Shark): Good idea. Connect the video call to the podcast.
Wolfy then picks up the video call and Wolfy is holding The Perfection Belt and he is standing on a balcony looking over a polar bear exhibit at The Hoff Wildlife Center. Wolfy has a smile on his face however there is a lot of anger in his eyes.
(Wolfy): Hey bud! I tried video calling you but you didn't pick up.
(The Shark): Oh I'm sorry I turn my cell off when I get in the podcast building, but why are you with the polar bears? You were supposed to be here for an interview?
(Wolfy): I'm here because I felt this place would make a stronger point to what I have to say. Do you mind if I just talk freely for a minute on your podcast bud?
(The Shark): Of course! Go ahead!
the look of anger comes across Wolfys face as he prepares to speak.
(Wolfy): Thank you. Well anyway, I wanted to talk about the HWA latest couple Lazy Butt Goblin and Skinky Skank. Skinky Skank you crossed too many lines, I'm now just as much in a war with you as I am with Lazy Butt Goblin. You went and abused an innocent animal then you went and destroyed my friend's property. I've had enough with both of you Skinky Skank and Lazy Butt Goblin. You both are poachers and there's nothing I hate more, and I'm done joking around. Stay out of my way Maniac. I don't give a crocs tooth you have a crush on Skinky Skank. If you step in my way, I'll take you down too. I have had enough I am going to beat you two worse than I did Jeremy. I laid off of Jeremy because he didn't deserve it. However you two I no longer feel mercy, I hope you enjoyed that wheelchair Skinky Skank because I'm going to put you back into it permanently. As for you, Lazy Butt Gobling wanna help Skinky Skank out destroying my friend's car?! Well fine, I'll destroy something of yours!
Wolfy then takes The Perfection Belt off his shoulder and throws it into the polar bear enclosure. The polar bears immediately sees it running to it and playing with it breaking it piece by piece.
(Wolfy): Did you know the polar bear has a bite force of 1200 psi? Anyway, as for you Skinky Skank I know the only thing I can destroy of yours that would have any meaning to you is your ability to Skank around. So next time I see you, I'm going to break your face so bad you will never be able to get a date again. I'll do the same to Lazy Butt Goblin but hey snobby men can't really get a relationship so won't change much for him in that department. I'm done with both of you. Here comes the venom once and for all.
Wolfys eyes turn into the eyes of a tiger as he then hangs up the call as The Shark just has a look of shock.
(The Shark): Woah... I've never seen Wolfy like this before.. The match with Jeremy and now this... Erica and Tobias really pushed him far this time.. Wolfy is more angry than a chihuahua right now..
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(The Shark): Anyway, for my next guest please welcome my upcoming partner Stu-
Suddenly Prof. Hoff comes into the frame kicking The Shark right on the side of the face. The Shark flips in his chair from the impact to the floor.
(Prof. Hoff): You think I'm scared of you?!
Prof. Hoff starts kicking The Shark in the face then picks The Shark up into a powerbomb hold then powerbombing The Shark through the podcast table. Prof. Hoff then sticks The Shark with a syringe.
(Prof. Hoff): You will be... my subject...
Prof. Hoff then walks out of the room after injecting The Shark with the syringe.
Scene ends.
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Off Camera
Wolfy is writing a note to Michelle Learner saying this
Dear Michelle Learner.
I really do pray your recovery is going well. I have been praying for you to recover quickly. If you need anything at all you can always ask me, I'm always willing to help. I know Sean is extremely angry with me right now and I'm not sure if you are too, but I still do have a lot of respect for you two, and I am willing to help in any way I can. I'm really sorry for not being there sooner for you with what happened. I truly do have a lot of regret not being able to be there faster. So I am truly sorry. However I will continue to pray for you, I pray you recover as fast as an Axolotl.
Sincerely The Crazy Animal Guy Wolfy.
Wolfy then grabs a box and grabs a custom plushie of a red panda holding a wrestling championship with "Get Better Soon Champ" written on the title the red panda is holding. Wolfy then puts the plushie and letter in the box tapes it up and leaves for the post office to mail it.
scene ends.
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