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We see a clip of Wolfy bear wrestling, and Wolfy managing to successfully playfully wrestle the bear to the ground. The Screen then cuts to a live broadcast, and we see Wolfy hanging on a metal bar that goes over a pond filled with crocodiles. Wolfy is doing pull ups on the bar.

(Wolfy): Hey buds! I saw Sean's little Rocky the movie training video, so I figured I show myself working out too for havoc during this little promo. I've had some insults thrown my way and called out to be a liar. I'll address the insults first. I have been told by Lazy Butt Goblin and Skinky Skank both I don't belong here. Well hell if I don't neither of you two do at all. Lazy Butt Goblin has to be threatened by management to actually go into the wrestling ring, and when he finally does, he wears black trunks to keep that pee stain hidden. Even though we can see the Lazy Butt Goblin shaking in his boots. As for Skinky Skank, Skinky Skank won't even turn to steroids like any other athlete weakling. Skinky Skank needed something even stronger than that and went for a freaking demon. Hell Skinky Skank wasn't even able to walk half the time I've been here. Hell, those two can't just get in the ring fairly they can't even grow a fan base to help HWA. The only reason anyone even looks at Lazy Butt Goblin is because all the top stars wanna beat the living hell out of the Lazy Butt Goblin, and people hate the Lazy Butt Goblin so bad they wanna see it happen. The reason anyone would look at Skinky Skank is simply because the Skinky Skank is easy as a lion in heat and is basically a porn actress at this point. Yet The Skinky Skank wonders why I call The Skinky Skank a Skank. I mean honestly this should be your new theme song Skinky Skank.

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(Wolfy): Now back to you Lazy Butt Goblin! Back to saying I use Wikipedia again? Lazy Butt Goblin you do realize how ironic that is when you pay someone to write your promo for you and are too ignorant to even memorize what they wrote? I mean come on the reason you got on Twitter for so long instead of making promos is people started calling you out the only way you can deliver a promo is by reading it from your notebook. I don't need Wikipedia, I don't need a notebook it's called I Studied and Memorized. I have spent my entire life studying animals. Unlike you that only memorized how you look in a mirror with how obsessed you are with yourself. As for the belt, it's nice to see you ordered another one off the internet. However, a liar I am not. The reason your living room has smelled like crap for a while is because check that painting of yourself you bought, I poured a bottle of tiger urine behind it and put camel droppings in the vents, but come on man a thousand-dollar painting of yourself? How self obsessed are you? Are you gonna end up marrying your right hand one day with how you can't think of anyone else? Get over yourself.

Suddenly a crocodile jumps out of the water reaching for Wolfys legs however Wolfy lifts himself up just in time, with the crocodile missing his legs.

(Wolfy): Holy Lizard! That was close! Did you know crocodiles can jump 6 feet vertically straight out of the water? Anyway, I gotta get back to training for Ring Master. I'll talk to ya'll later.

Screen goes black but suddenly the screen then turns into static and the screen clears. We then see Prof. Hoff standing there with wires and different gadgets connected to his body. We hear a magnetic noise going off and every time the noise goes off all of Prof. Hoffs's muscles grow bigger. Prof. Hoff has a normal crazy smile as he gives a crazy laugh. After a minute Prof. Hoff turns off the machine and disconnects himself from it with his muscles being bigger than ever before.

(Prof. Hoff): With the right science you can become stronger than everyone!

Prof. Hoff then walks up to a table and on the table is a Millennium Dumbbell the hardest dumbbell in the world to lift with only 10 people in the world lifting it single-handily. Prof. Hoff then grabs it and picks it up with one hand with ease as if he were lifting only a feather. He then throws it across the room and gives an insane laugh. He then walks up to a brick that is also sitting on the table. He then smashes the brick to pieces with his elbow.

(Prof. Hoff): Why work out for Ring Master like Sean when you can work out with science?! *insane laughter* Soon I will be the next HWA Champion. With the power of the HWA Championship, everyone will get in the ring with me. Then I'll beat them all take them all to my lab and make them my subjects. I will experiment with torture on all of them! I will make them all fear this world that has been created for them I will make them afraid of life but also afraid to die. I will make them afraid to sleep, I'll make them afraid to be awake. After they become my subject, they will never be the same. I will make them all... my subjects... *insane laughter* I'm not looking forward to being teamed with Hans however. I don't like teaming with anyone I don't wanna spare anyone from being my subject... However, I can wait... until me and you Hans face off.. Hans.. Legion.. Jesse Draconis. You all will be... my subject...