on July 30, 2024, 11:08 pm
We see Wolfy and The Shark in a new podcast room. Things look more modern than last time and The Shark looks happy about it. Wolfy seems to have a look like he has a lot on his mind.
(The Shark): Hey there Guppies! Welcome to The Shark Podcast! This is going to be a Fin-tastic episode! We got a lot to talk about with my guest Wolfy here. However I'm feeling great. I got to see Prof. Hoff lose a match... even if it was against Toby, Then after the arson we finally have our brand new podcast room! Well lets start with this how are you doing Wolfy?
(Wolfy): I'm doing alright there bud! Got one over Lazy Butt Goblin last Havoc. After everything he pulled I enjoy making him more upset than a dog your trying to play fetch with, with a boomerang.
Wolfy Does a upset crying impression of the dog.
(Wolfy): I wanna fetch but it keeps fetching itself!
Wolfy then laughs.
(Wolfy): Anyway I'm ready to get Lazy Butt Goblin into a Zoo Match and I'm not taking no for an answer after everything The Lazy Butt Goblin did reckoning is coming. I'm going to beat him worse than a lady on a Crunch Candy Bar commercial.
This video then plays.
(The Shark):Speaking of Tobias Clarke what do you think of the response on the HWA website he made?
(Wolfy): I had to mop the floor from peeing laughing... Honestly it was funny seeing Lazy Butt Goblin like this.
This clip then plays.
(Wolfy): I even laughed harder when he said he was the future of this company. Come on. We all know Lazy Butt Goblin is a Tyler Breeze ripoff that will fade away after a year or two like Tyler Breeze did. As for the fact that he will kill me. Go ahead and try Lazy Butt Goblin and meet me in The Zoo!
(The Shark): speaking of The Zoo can you explain the rules of the match to the people who aren't aware yet?
(Wolfy): Why slap me and call me Betty! I can absolutely explain the rules again.
Wolfy pulls out a book and a lit smoking pipe and puts it in his mouth, then starts speaking like an old man telling his grandkids a story.
(Wolfy): Gather around children Grandpa Wolfy is going to tell you the story about the rules of The Zoo Match.
(The Shark): uuumm... is that tobacco in that pipe?
(Wolfy): I don't know Maniac gave it to me... I'm hungry and I don't know why... I can't feel my body neither... Anyway moving on to the rules! The match is extreme rules no disqualifications, However there is no pinfall or submission, or count out. The only way to win is there are multiple boxes throughout the arena, with one having a key to a cage that will be on the ramp. The cage will have a blacked out room on the back of it hiding whatever may be hidden in there. However careful with some of those boxes as all but one box has an animal of some kind that will most likely bite. From Snakes to rats, to anything you can think of. Once you find the key however the point of it now is to unlock the cage on the ramp and through your opponent into it and lock the cage. That is when whatever is hidden in the blacked out room is released and that's when your opponent will become prey to a critter.
Wolfy then in a daze drops the smoking pipe right between his legs.
(Wolfy): Goodness Gracious great balls of fire!
Wolfy then puts the pipe out and sets it down on a counter next to him and The Shark double checks if its completely put out
(The Shark): Since what Maniac gave you probably wasn't Tabaco after all.. I'll only give you one more question so you can rest guppy. How do you feel about the situation, with Erica during Havoc?
(Wolfy): Honestly I'm not surprised Skinky Skank attacked me. Skinky Skank has been an idiot to willingly allow a demon inside her to possess her. despite the fact to the demon, Skinky Skank is nothing but a tool. However she's enjoying the temporarily boost from it. I mean temporarily because even if I wasn't out here trying to send it back to hell that thing will eventually dump her like trash the moment hes done with Skinky Skank. However eventually I will send Dream Master back to hell with a little help, making Skinky Skanks temp boost even shorter. Of course we had our other history too why we dislike each other. However the one I'm not concerned with is Skinky Skank when it came to Havoc... its Michelle... I want her to continue to wrestle of course but while this isn't Skinky Skank but a demon please don't think about saving me, when Skinky Skank is going after me. I know what I've done to put myself in this situation, I will continue to do those things to stand up to people who needs standing up to. However I fully accepted what the outcome could be I don't fear losing it all. What I do fear is seeing Michelle or Sean or really anyone in the HWA roster getting hurt again. I still have a lot of guilt that eats away at me after not being able to come out fast enough to save Michelle. I will be damned if someone gets hurt trying to save me too. I don't care if Skinky Skank has a gun to my temple. Don't save me.. please..
(The Shark): Okay.. with that said I think its a good time to end it this room smells like a skunk after your pipe... Anyway..
The Shark looks at the camera
It's been a Fin-tastic Show! Thank you for joining us guppies! I hope you have a Fin-tastic day!.... Are you gonna say bye Wolfy?
The Shark looks over at Wolfy to see Wolfy sound asleep in the chair.
(The Shark): Oh Jawses...
Scene ends.
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