on September 14, 2024, 10:08 pm
We see the camera that is filming is probably a static body camera. What it is filming is a bunch of police officers beaten unconscious covered in their own blood sounding a chair and the person sitting in the chair is none other than Prof. Hoff. Prof. Hoff is smiling ear to ear singing a song
(Prof. Hoff): I hear the train a-comin', it's rolling 'round the bend
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when
I'm stuck in Folsom prison, and time keeps draggin' on
But that train keeps a-rollin' on down to San Antone!
Prof. Hoff stars at the camera for a second not blinking and just smiling
(Prof. Hoff): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! You think this will hold me Hans?! I’ve had the cops coming after me before I even entered HWA! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! They might capture me.. But they always lose me! HAHAHAHAHAHA! However you Hans you won’t lose me no… I need you… I need my subjects, you subjects are like my children I will always watch my little subject children, and soon too your wife will become my subject too! HAHAHAAHA! Will that make you two siblings? Sweet home alabama! HAHAHAAHA! But don’t worry your little head about sending me bail money buddy… no… because I’m getting out… my way HAHAHAHAHA!
Prof. Hoff continues laughing hysterically while picking up an unconscious police officer that if alive is unclear. Prof. Hoff then begins to dance with the unconscious police officer while singing
(Prof. Hoff): And now, the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case, of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I traveled each and every highway
And more, much more than this
I did it my way! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Prof. Hoff immediately stops dancing and throws the unconscious police officer onto a bench laying on his back
(Prof. Hoff): Wanna see a magic trick?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Prof. Hoff takes out a prison made knife and stabs the police officer in the stomach and pulls the knife down making a large slit in the police officers stomach. Prof. Hoff then reaches his hand into the police officers stomach and pulls out some organs.
(Prof. Hoff): Ops not that! This will be on the blooper reel! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Prof. Hoff then reaches his hand in the police officer's stomach again and this time pulls out a piece of paper.
(Prof. Hoff): TADA!
Prof. Hoff then takes a bow covered in the police officers blood holding the paper.
(Prof. Hoff): It’s Hans baby gender results! However sadly today boys and girls I’m all out of time. So this episode will to be continued! The results are gonna be good! Just remember you all will be…. My subject…
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