After being hounded by reporters since the podcast hit the airwaves, Stu-E Price has been forced to put out the following statement below.

To Whom It May Concern,

Yes, I heard the podcast and the words of my friendly rival, ol' Sean Parker. I'm really disappointed he feels this way, but I'm man enough to admit that it's all my fault. I've enjoyed winding him up a little too much in the past, but that's just my sense of humour.

Maybe it's a generation thing, I don't know, when I was his age I was running with Tumbler and Lee F'N Todd and some of things we would say and do to each other, people would question if we really were friends. But us three would die for each other when it came to it.

It's a shame I haven't been able to form such a bond with Parker, but I stand by every good thing I've said about him and laugh at everything said to piss him off so much.

Hopefully when he gets to my age he'll realise that I'm not the bad guy, and I never was. And, I'm sure Michelle doesn't want to grow old with an angry, bitter old man, either.

That's all I've got to say about this podcast appearance, as I try to prepare for the upcoming pay-per-view, Fatality.

Yours sincerely,

Stu-E Price
HWA World Champion
HWA Ring Master
Dad of the Year
DILF Club Poster Boy
Dr. Pepper Spokesperson
Make-A-Wish Advocate
Keen Whisky Drinker
All Round Nice Guy
Generous Tipper
Friend to Hall of Famers