Off camera

We open at the Scarlet Pearl Casino Resort, Maniac is sitting in the VIP section having drinks and promoting the upcoming Havoc when suddenly everyone stops and looks toward the entrance of the VIP section. Maniac follows their gaze to see David Andrew Burd, known to the world as Lil Dicky. As the rapper makes his way into the VIP section he spots Maniac and makes his way over to him, Maniac excuses himself and gets up meeting him half way and the two shake hands.

Maniac: Hey man, nice to meet you I’m a fan of your work.

Lil Dicky smiles and nods in appreciation.

Lil Dicky: Thanks dude, likewise. I’m a huge fan of HWA and you as well. It’s actually really cool you’re here because I’ve always wanted to tell you in person that the Joker wasn’t my only inspiration for my song “HAHAHA”.

He smiles and Maniac smiles back, feeling both surprised and honored.

Maniac: Thanks man, that’s my one of my favorites. Can I get you a drink?

Lil Dicky agrees and the two head over to the bar where Maniac orders them each a jack and coke since Lil Dicky said he have what Maniac was drinking. After getting their drink the two sit down at a table and continue their conversation.

Maniac: So what brings you to Biloxi, Mississippi?

Lil Dicky: The casinos, Las Vegas is crowded and totally overrated. I like it here because it’s way more chill, plus I heard the HWA was in town for Havoc. Listen, I’m sure you get asked this all the time but what’s up with the WWE taking that shot at the HWA?

They both take a drink and the conversation continues.

Maniac: Thanks man, I’m glad you’re a fan. And to be honest it’s just jealousy dude, they’re hating on us because the HWA is on top of the wrestling mountain once again. Kind of like people hating on you, they’re jealous you’re on top and they’re not.

Maniac raises his glass and Lil Dicky does the same clanking their glasses together. Maniac goes to say something but is interrupted by his phone going off, reaching to get it he sees a repeating notification that Jeremy has posted a video.

Maniac: When did he post that? Damn, I need to slow down on the drinks…

Maniac goes to play it but is interrupted by Lil Dicky tapping him on the shoulder. Maniac turns and the rapper has a big smile on his face.

Lil Dicky: I’ve got and idea, what of we did a promotional video for Havoc. Kind of like Chris Van Vliet did.

Maniac grins in excitement, how can he say no to Lil Dicky? Besides, while Butch and Wisdom aren’t thrilled with celebrities being at any HWA event who can stop them from giving us free publicity? Chris Van Vliet did it so why not him?

Maniac: Sounds awesome dude, I’ll film and you promote.

Lil Dicky: What? No, we’re both going to be in it. Where’s your cameraman?

Maniac: He’s not my cameraman he’s just been tailing me for training, today is his first day on his own so he’s on assignment somewhere else.

Lil Dicky: Oh…that’s cool, gotta take the training wheels off sooner or later am I right? Anyways, we can get a tripod to sit the camera on that way we’re both in it.

He smiles and Maniac does the same, raising his glass.

Maniac: Lets make a promotional video.

The two clank glasses again and both finish their drinks, sitting them down when they’re empty and walk off as the scene fades.
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On camera

We open still at Scarlet Pearl Casino Resort, on the top floor in one of the suites is where we find Maniac and Lil Dicky. However they aren’t alone, beautiful women are all around, some drinking and laughing, some wrestling on the floor in front of Maniac and Lil Dicky as they each enjoy a cigar, though it doesn’t smell like a regular cigar they must be Cuban or something. There is one woman standing behind each man and are giving them shoulder massages( Shut up, we gotta keep it PG for the kiddies) All the women are attired in black shorts and a black HWA shirt, no shoes however as comfort is number one am I right? Both Maniac and Lil Dicky each take a drag off their “cigars” as they look at each other and grin before Maniac turns to the camera.

Maniac: Welcome everyone, don’t adjust your TV sets OR restart your browser on your computer or phone. I am here at Scarlet Pearl Casino Resort with one of if not THE greatest rapper today, give it up for Lil Dicky!

Maniac motions over to Dicky who nods in appreciation and motions for someone t come forward. After a few seconds later the cocktail waitress that was bringing Maniac drinks at the blackjack table comes walking into the shot with two glasses in her hand. She hands one to Lil Dicky and then turns and hands the other to Maniac, she giggles and winks at him before quickly turning her back to the camera and flashes Maniac. Maniac’s eyes widen in surprise and the cocktail waitress bounces and rubs her breasts in front of him before pulling her shirt down and giving Maniac the “call me” motion. She giggles again and runs off leaving Maniac still stunned.

Lil Dicky: Haha, thanks Maniac hope you enjoy that drink. We’re here in Biloxi, Mississippi where tomorrow night at the Mississippi Coast Coliseum will be the host of HWA Havoc. Now anyone close to me knows I’m a HUGE wrestling fan and that now that HWA is back that’s the only wrestling I prefer, it's one-hundred percent real and in your face. And at Havoc that’s EXCATLY what we’re going to get, the lead up to Fatality is only heating up folks so hold on to your asses.

Lil Dicky and Maniac share a glance as they clank glasses and once again each takes a hit off their “cigars”.

Lil Dicky: All right, let’s do a run-down of the card. First off we’ve got Tobias Clarke vs. Lunatik, this is definitely going to be a good one because both competitors are coming off a tag team victory last week as we seen tag team action take over. Now in single competition once again these two are going to be looking to score a win as to secure their place in line for that HWA title shot. With that being said no disrespect to you Maniac or your boy but I’m going to have to go with Tobias on this one.

Maniac is mid drink and almost chockes at Lil Dicky’s statement.

Maniac: Seriously?!?!? Toby’s your pick?

Lil Dicky: Like I said no disrespect to either of you but Tobias has been on a roll lately while your boy Lunatik on the other hand hasn’t really. I mean come on, the only reason he got a win this past Havoc was because he teamed with you. He hadn’t been as consistent in victories as Tobias has.

Maniac: You’re right, he has gotten more victories then Looney but that’s because he’s cheated every time.

Lil Dicky simply shrugs as he takes a drink.

Lil Dicky: Anyway, next we have Sean Parker vs. Wolfy. This one is going to be intense in many ways Maniac, not only are both of these guys hungry competitors but from what you’ve been saying Wolfy is now possessed by DreamMaster?

Maniac: Yeah, I thought I got rid of the demon at Road To Ruin but apparently it was just laying in wait. Now it somehow got ahold of Wolfy and he’s missing, I hope he’s ok.

Lil Dicky: Word, here’s to Wolfy and his safe return. And call a mothafuka foo, winner wise its hard to say. While Sean is one hell of a competitor it’s hard to say how he’ll stack up against a demon, but on the flipside Sean’s uncle Butch Parker did manage to do so. Maybe this will be the ultimate test and we can finally figure out if Sean’s a true Parker?

They give each other a knowing nod and each take a drink of their respective glass then take another drag off their “cigars”.

Lil Dicky: Now we got Jesse Draconis vs. Hans von Richtoven, I gotta admit Maniac it was great seeing the Draconis clan back in HWA and I can’t wait to see these two go to it again.

Maniac: Indeed, they are all fierce competitors alone but together they are a force to be reckoned with. A fully functioning unit that strikes with precision and brute strength. Jesse is young but moves flawlessly and has fantastic ring awareness. Hans on the other hand, is a seasoned veteran who already has a win over the young Draconis. While it will be very competitive I gotta give it to Hans, he’s got the experience and way better ring awareness.

Lil Dicky: Agreed, now before we move on who do you think attacked Hans and set his locker room on fire?

Maniac sighs and finishes off his drink, Lil Dicky does the same and signals the cocktail waitress for two more who happily does so.

Maniac: Honestly I think it’s the man who we’ve all been treating like Voldemort, I think it’s Senester. At least he’s pulling the strings, my theory is that he’s got a puppet…or puppets that he’s using to do his bidding. We find him or them then we find Senester.

Lil Dicky: Were you relived to fund out Erica had nothing do with this?

Maniac: No, because I knew she didn’t do it. She’s not a bad person, I know because I spent time with her. Did you see her last week? Even though she was racked with pain she STILL showed up and gave it one Hell of a try, she stood by Hans’s side as his tag team partner and had his back until she was no longer able. THAT’S the Erica I know and THAT’S the Erica we’ll get when she returns, at one-hundred percent ready to show the world that the Mexican Nightmare hasn’t lost a step.

Maniac says no more just takes another drink.

Lil Dicky: Spoken from the heart, I feel it. Next we have Jeremy Branson vs. Travis Levitt. Now it’s no secret you’ve had some heat with these two, ESPECIALLY Jeremy Branson. You’ve even gone as far as taunting Jeremy whenever you got any opportunity to do so. And this is AFTER you were freed from DreamMaster’s grasp. Not mentioning Lunatik chiming in to help you plus taunting of his own…

Maniac nods as he remembered that he never did get around to watching the latest promo from Jeremy.

Maniac: You’re right, I’ve been an asshole, I’ve been selfish and self centered not caring who I hurt to have my fun. But like I told Looney in Los Angeles that’s over now, I’ve apologized for what I did to Matt and Jeremy I’m truly sorry for what I’ve put you and your family through. I swear I’ll find a way to make it all up to you both someday, somehow.

Maniac takes a few breathes to compose himself, takes a drink, then finishes his “cigar”.

Maniac: As for the match at Havoc, honestly it’s hard to say. I’ve got more on Jeremy than I do Travis so it’s hard to compare them when I’ve only been in the ring once with Travis.

Lil Dicky: Fair enough, I’m going to go with Travis on this one, Jeremy has been to distracted lately and Travis is laser focused on getting wins. I see Travis using Jeremy’s distractions to his advantage.

Maniac: I don’t know how well that’ll play out but good luck…

Lil Dicky: Moving on we have Starlight Kid vs. The Shark. This should be a fun one to watch, two of the newer additions to the HWA roster going at it plus it’s an inter-gender match. Nice seeing that type of match being put in the mix huh Maniac?

Maniac: Most definitely, let me tell you from experience these ladies can hit just as hard as us men…if not harder!

Lil Dicky: Should we ask Sarah Callahan?

He says it with a smile on his face and just watches Maniac for his response as he takes a drink. The two share a laugh and Maniac takes his own drink, continuing the conversation.

Maniac: Haha yeah, EXCATLY who I’m referring to. She hits like she’s got cement for knuckles, and that’s no exaggeration!

The two share another laugh.

Maniac: Seriously though, all these ladies can hang with any of us guys and more than likely win.

Lil Dicky: Do you see one of the ladies ever holding the HWA Championship of the Women’s title doesn’t return?

Maniac: Without a doubt.

Lil Dicky: Alright, also on Havoc we have Fatality Contract Signings for Sean Parker and Red Dragon in what’s sure to be a technical wrestling masterpiece. This match is a for sure winner for match of the year at the next HWA recognition awards. In his final match in his illustrious career Red Dragon will take on his top student, Sean Parker and emotions will be running high as these two end a storied career of an icon in professional wrestling. And let’s not forget Stu-E Price and my boy Maniac here signing their contract for their HWA Championship match. This match has a lot on the line here folks, not only the HWA Championship but the last time these two meet in the ring Stu-E won. Maniac will be looking to take the victory AND the title home with him that night, now Maniac recently you got a call from HWA Co-owner Butch Parker saying he and Wisdom Parker denied yours and Stu-E’s request for a special match were you guys trying for another Asylum match?

Maniac was mid drink when he was asked the question and he chocked on his drink, spitting it everywhere and dropping his glass as he coughs and tries to catch his breath. Another Asylum? Is he nuts? Memories swirl in Maniac’s head from he and Matt’s encounter inside the Asylum he almost passes out. He quickly shakes it off and answers the question.

Maniac: No way Dicky, Stu and I were going for another match that I came up with. It’s called the room of thumbtacks match. Bit, it was denied and that’s OK because Stu and I are still going to bring down the roof with our match.

Lil Dicky nods his head.

Lil Dicky: No doubt, so it appears there’s going to be another Professor Hoff’s Laboratory. Do you see this episode going well?

Maniac: Well first off I think trip is a better word than episode because that’s what this guy is…a trip. And secondly, no I don’t see it going well. I think we’re going to have a repeat of last week with Shark, or maybe even Wolfy if he shows up. Not mentioning they both have matches, I guess we’ll have to wait and see what happens.

Lil Dicky: Indeed, well that’s it from us make sure you tune into Havoc coming to you live at the Mississippi Coast Coliseum you won’t want to miss this folks Fatality is right around the corner. For Maniac, I’m Lil Dicky and we’ll see you at Havoc.

Maniac gives the peace sign as Lil Dicky waves and the scene fades to black.
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Off camera

We open in an undisclosed location, alternate Mandy has been “working” on finding out who’s been fuking with Heinz or whatever his name was, she was getting bored of this charade though. She could care less actually, all she could do was think about her plan. She needed to put it in motion soon, this Maniac was smarter than the others and he’s starting to figure her out. She had time though, that Jeremy guy was the perfect distraction she needed  to kick start her plan. She could see the hatred he had for Maniac and could use that to her advantage, maybe she’ll get lucky and Jeremy will kill this Maniac for her. Best not leave it to chance though…

Alternate Mandy: Ok, show time.

Alternate Mandy takes out the cloned phone she made from the real Mandy’s phone and dials a number. As it rings you can see alternate Mandy starting to tear up as she begins to work herself up, in a few moments she’s crying like someone just slapped the ever-loving shyt out of her. She even keeps it up through the voicemail prompt and into the beep.

Alternate Mandy: Wisdom, it’s me Mandy. Look, I need a change of scenery.  Maniac has completely changed, he’s been drinking more than usual and he gets super violent. The other night on the way here to Biloxi he threw the couch at the bar and destroyed it, sending glass and wood shards everywhere. That’s not the worst part, he made me make love to him on the broken wood and glass! Please Wisdom, I’m not sure if I even want to be with him let alone marry him. I’m not looking for time off, just time away from him.

She sniffles one last time for added effect, hangs up, and puts the cloned phone back in her pocket. She then grabs a tissue and her pocket mirror, making sure her makeup didn’t smear she puts them away and walks away as the scene fades.