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on May 24, 2025, 9:28 am
Scene opens and we see Maniac watching a video from a USB that was mailed to him out of curiosity he turns it on and what he sees is DreamMaster in Wolfys Body covered in blood hiding in a sewer.
(DreamMaster): Maniac... Why Maniac?... Why do you wanna stop me? I thought we both agreed at one time that this disease called the human race needs to be judged. Think Logically Maniac. Humans think they're good they're not bad, but you know they're diseased. They suffer with this disease that makes them decide true moral and logic is less important than they're feeling of being morally superior. It's been that way since the beginning of time. From Adam and Eve feeling he was morally superior enough to eat the fruit to see how god sees. To us killing Jesus because he was going against the church. Then we stayed the same as time went on, from turning in people for people being Jewish to the Nazis to now in current time we riot on the streets harming others, destroying their businesses that probably believe the same thing they do. To telling on people, having people arrested because they didn't social distance from their dying mother because just like any other time in the past. Why did humans do it? Because someone with higher power told them it was moral and humans wanted to feel morally superior! Why don't humans question it why?! Because it's the other part of the disease, no one wants logic anymore! They say they do, but they don't read, they don't study, they don't talk to people, they don't explore, they don't live by know you're history so you don't repeat it, they don't think for themselves. Why? Because they have a God.. No not the God that roams heaven no... Before people lay their heads down at night they pray. "To our father who thou is in the TV!" After doing that our brain never gets exercise, and when it don't get excited it gets out of shape and when it gets out of shape it gets board and tired, and when that happens it goes to sleep, and when you're asleep you can't say no! So when that evil serpent slithers onto your TV and whispers words of evil you can't say no. And you people think you don't deserve judgment day?... Well you're wrong! I will be the one who will be the bearer of judgment and I find you all guilty! I will be the one who will split the earth bringing out the fire from the pits of hell and wipe out all you nasty creatures and this earth will start anew... Judgement day is here. I am here, Nightmare has become... reality.
Maniac shakes his head and turns off the video, he focuses back on the spear of destiny as it shakes and glows. He has it still pointed at the parrot as he tightens his grip.
Maniac: Please God let this work.
A burst of energy shoots from the spear shooting straight into the bird throwing the bird off its perch, the bird lays there not moving and seems to have been killed, for what seems to be forever until the wing of the parrot begins to slowly twitch and and the bird begins to breathe again, then coming from the bird as it lays there we hear a familiar voice,
(Wolfy): What in the Butt weasel hell happened?
Maniac’s eyes widen in shock, and he drops the Spear of Destiny. He just sits there for a moment before he shakes his head and speaks.
Maniac: Wolfy? Is that really you?
The birds slowly lifts its head up then opening its eyes looking at Maniac.
(Wolfy): Awe hell did you die already Maniac? I told you to lay off the booze... Why am I in a hankering for seeds?
Maniac laughs hysterically and gets up, walking over to Wolfy.
Maniac: No, I'm alive, and so are you now. I brought you back, dude, and the reason you're hankering seeds is because...
Maniac forces a cough and then quickly tells Wolfy the truth.
Maniac: I brought you back as the parrot your brother gave me at your funeral.
Wolfys eyes get big in shock and jumps to his feet then looks down at his feet, he begins to breath heavy and looks around seeing a bird mirror and he runs up to it looking at himself, and when he does he releases a loud parrot scream.
(Wolfy): Holy Peanut butter and jelly sandwich batman! I'm a furry! Worse...I'm a feathy!
Maniac can't help but bursting out laughing. After a few moments, he gets himself together and fills Wolfy in.
Maniac: Look, I don't know if you're aware, but DreamMaster is walking around in your body using your abilities to cause all kinds of chaos. I brought you back because I had to Wolfy. You should have never died, but now we can get your body back. Also, I think we should keep this between you and I that you are back. I was thinking also you could start accompanying me to the ring by standing on my shoulder, and if anybody asks, your name is Iago.
Maniac cracks a smile before laughing again and Wolfy answers while still checking himself out in the mirror
(Wolfy): Oh I'm aware and I feel very violated. My gosh... How does one go from zookeeper on earth. to zookeeper in heaven to coming back to have the catch phrase follow your nose.... Wait a minute I'm a bird I can fly!
Wolfy tries flying around the room but immediately hits a wall falling to the floor.
(Wolfy): Dang it.. I should of gotten my piloting license when I had a chance.... but wait. How does me coming back tap dancing like mumble help me get my body back?
Maniac opens his mouth to answer but closes it as he finds he has no answer because he really didn't think that far ahead. That, and just learning that Wolfy was a zookeeper in heaven leaves him speechless for a moment.
Maniac: Well, I'm not really sure, pal. I had no idea you for a zookeeper up there. What was it like, dude?
(Wolfy): They don't really need a keeper, just someone to hang out with mostly. It was like Jurassic Park Disney vision. But how is everyone? I probably have a lot of hate now since I'm DreamMaster now huh?
Maniac: Ha, nice. No, they know it's the demon. Everyone is....ok in the way they can only be in the HWA. The alternate Mandy was roaming around here pretending to be my Mandy doing God knows what. But she's gone now, and I got the real Mandy back, Jeremy's been stalking me and has tried to beat the shyt out of me every time he sees me, Erica has been pretending to be changing her ways but at the most recent pay-per-view fatality she showed her true colors when she helped that Starlight chick assault Red Dragon and Sean after Red Dragons final match. Oh, and it turns out that Starlight's real name is Azami Kiriyama. She's the daughter of Red Dragon, too. Hmm, what else?
Maniac taps his chin for a few seconds then quickly snaps his fingers.
Maniac: Oh yeah, I won that thing.
Maniac points behind him at the bar and the HWA Championship sitting there and Wolfys eyes get big.
(Wolfy): Oh my gosh you did it! Dang man! I'm proud of ya! If I get my body back.. you owe me a match haha.
Maniac chuckles as he nods his head.
Maniac: Thanks dude, it wasn't easy. Stu-E put up one Hell of a fight plus there was interference from Jeremy and DreamMaster. Speaking of DreamMaster you should've seen the match between him and Hans, boy that was crazy. But anyway, definitely dude we'll have that match WHEN you get your body back. I'll figure a way to get you back in your body, I brought you back didn't I? That's it, I can use the spear!
Maniac grabs the spear off the floor and shows it to Wolfy.
(Wolfy): what ever you do don't put me in the body of Rosie O'Donnell.
Maniac chuckles.
Maniac: Don't worry, pal, we're going to get you back in your body. But look, I got the spear of destiny back that's how I got Mandy back and that's how I got you back and this is the key to not only getting you back in your body but getting rid of DreamMaster once and for all. It really is good to talk to you again, Wolfy.
(Wolfy): It's good talking to you again as well. It's time to destroy that killer once and for all. At least in the hopes he doesn't come back.
Maniac: Agreed. However, I'm afraid that the only solid way to get rid of the demon is the power of the three pillars. You know, Hans, Butch, and myself, but they haven't shown any desire to help, but I have a plan to hopefully change that. My plan is to get Butch and Hans to agree to meet me somewhere and I'm going to bring you along and show them that not only are you back but tell them about the multiple Mandy's, the spear, the time travel device, everything and hopefully they'll agree to help end this once and for all. What do you think?
(Wolfy): it's the only shot we got I think. Let's do it!
Maniac smiles and nods, going over a rough draft of his plan with Wolfy as the scene fades.
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On camera
The scene opens inside Oaks Amusement Park, the camera pans around to catch sight of the various rides and attractions plus the many people who are enjoying their time at the amusement park. It eventually fades and we find Maniac who is wearing black dickie pants, black sneakers, his new HWA T-shirt which is also black with the word Circus on it. The word circus is red and above it is the top of a circus tent, below the word circus is the word ringmaster which is in white. On the back also in red it says "Who wants to join my circus?" And of course he has his HWA Championship which is fastened around his waist, he's playing a game of skee ball and has gathered a crowd who cheer him on as he continues to pile up on tickets he's won. Once Maniac has won a big pile of tickets he gathers them and turns, only to find a group of young children who are just staring at him. One of them eventually steps closer to Maniac, having to look up to talk to him.
Kid: Hey Maniac, what are you gonna do with all those tickets?
Maniac chuckles and smiles as he walks closer to the kid, tearing off a good amount of tickets and handing them to him.
Maniac: There ya go kid, enjoy.
The kid just looks at him in shock for a moment before taking the tickets and thanking him before he runs off, Maniac continues doing the same thing through the crowd of kids. He gives each kid a decent amount of tickets until he's completely out and smiles in satisfaction as the children run off in delight as they head to cash in their tickets or go play to win more. Maniac then makes his way to a designated smoking area, unfasteneds his HWA Championship, slings it over his shoulder, and then sits down. He then fishes out his pack of cigarettes and his lighter, takes a cigarette out, puts it in his mouth, and lights it. He takes a deep drag and holds it for a moment before releasing the smoke into the air, enjoying the calmness from the nicotine that is soon interrupted by the sound of Meredith's voice from behind the camera.
Meredith: You know, as the new HWA Champion do you think it's a good idea for you to be smoking? Won't that send the wrong message to the kids?
Maniac says nothing at first, he only sits there for a few moments taking random puffs off his cigarette before he answers.
Maniac: Kids already know smoking is bad Meredith, plus I've been smoking for years being HWA Champion doesn't change that. No offense to him but it didn't stop Stu-E from drinking when he had it.
Meredith: Fair point, speaking of Stu-E I take it you've seen the card for Havoc?
Maniac nods his head as he continues to smoke his cigarette and once it's done he puts the butt in a nearby ashtray, then returns to where he was sitting. He lights up another cigarette and takes a few drags off it before speaking.
Maniac: And what an interesting card it will be, I'd like to give a shout out of good luck to my buddy Lunatik. William is quite the competition as you and everyone else in the men's battle royal seen at Fatality, and while William is on a roll with momentum it can be stopped. And if anyone can do it my friend it's you, I know you'll find a way to beat him. I wanted to start talking about the main event by first apologizing to Stu-E Price, by saying sorry for getting you involved in this mess man. I guess it kinda made sense if you think about it though, the former champion and the new champion who just had a barn burner of a match in the main event of the Pay-Per-View. Also, we don't have a grudge against each other just like our opponents. But, I guess that doesn't matter huh?
Maniac shrugs and takes a few drags off his cigarette and continues.
Maniac: I have to admit I was a little disappointed by part of that letter Stu, when you talked about not coming back until the HWA cleaned up. That was something I'd expect to hear from Toby, not you. I get it with Laney though, and believe me when I say that I'm working on a plan to get rid of that demon once and for all. I hope you have a change of heart Stu because I could really use your help, as coukd the HWA. Hans, it seems the powers that be have brought us together for another round of battle only this time we each have someone to watch our backs. I know you're still shytty that the last time we meet in the ring I beat you and rightfully so, I cheated to get that win. It's not something I'm proud of but I've been trying to live a better life, right wrongs, and just be a good person to everyone. I know your tag team partner doesn't want to see it but I hope you do see the change that I've made, the fans have seen it and even some of our fellow peers.
Maniac finishes his cigarette and puts it out in the nearby ashtray before continuing.
Maniac: Hell, I think even Butch has. Think about it, remember after Chicago he told me I couldn't be eligible to go for any titles if they ever came back and look now...
Maniac takes the HWA Championship off his shoulder and holds it up high.
Maniac: Not only was I able to compete for this but I won it, doesn't that show you anything?
Maniac tosses the HWA Championship back over his shoulder and continues.
Maniac: Jeremy, I heard that you had quite the heated argument with Butch at the training facility the other day. Also heard you were up in Butch’s face and everything, I can only imagine the topic of that heated discussion. Kudos to you though Jeremy, it takes alot of testicular fortitude to get in the face of Butch especially now that bes the boss. Listen Jeremy, this has to stop. How about during our tag team match you get it all out of your system and afterwards we sit down and have a calm and rational discussion about how to end this. I meant it when I said I'd find a way to give Matt his career back and I have found it, come talk to me Jeremy and I'll show you.
Before Maniac can say more a group of people come up to him asking for autographs and pictures which he happily does. After he's done taking pictures, letting people hold his title, and signing autographs, he thanks everyone and then stands up and walks off as the scene fades to black.
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Off camera
We open to another undisclosed location, alternate Frank Banks is sitting behind a desk smoking a cigar as he looks at the small army that stands before him made up mostly of MIB agents and a few CIA agents who volunteered. He smiles in satisfaction as he continues to smoke his cigar, this team would be the one to end it once and for all. Alternate Frank gets up from his desk and walks around to where the team is standing, looking them directly in the eyes.
Alternate Frank: You've been given your orders, shoot to kill. I want his head on a platter, whoever brings it to me will receive a hefty reward...do I make myself clear?
Team: YES SIR!!
Alternate Frank: Good, dismissed.
Alternate Frank continues smoking his cigar as he watches the team leave his office and once they're all gone he returns to his desk, getting comfortable once again in his chair once again before pouring himself a drink and taking a big drink. He then sits the drink down and leans back in his chair, saying nothing for a few moments before suddenly turning to a dark corner and speaking.
Alternate Frank: That offer goes to you as well my dear, it's only fair being you're the team leader.
From the shadows steps alternate Mandy who simply smiles and nods before leaving the office herself. The smile on alternate Frank's face never left that entire time, only got bigger as he pictured Maniac's hopeful gruesome death as he puffed away on his cigar as the scene fades.



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