MJ: What is this shit man, everyone on here is either talking about nothing or talking about you
EDDIE How far back are you watching?
MJ: Well I was watching for a while but I just came across the last month..Who is this Hans Van what ever the F@ck
EDDIE: oh he's the new heavy weight champ
MJ: did he beat you?
EDDIE:Yup
MJ: Was it a slugfest, how you loose to this european, man?
EDDIE: I haven't been the same for a while, not making excuses, but that was his night, we went down to the wire
MJ: He says he pretty much whooped up on you
EDDIE: yeah I don't get into all that..it was 2 of 3 we went down to the last match where he just got the better, Ever since Hennessy Died
MJ: who is that?
EDDIE: MY fiance, or ex fiance
MJ: Was she a stripper
EDDIE: no she was , well she was alot of things..A stripper wasn't one of them,
MJ: Sorry to hear that man, how it happened?
EDDIE: I'd rather not, anyway...I lost alot of people in the last year, her death crushed me and I still managed to defend my title succeesfully, but I just couldn't hack it anymore. the only reason I showed up to the match was because I was threatened by HWA to show or get fired..I was trying to postpone it but they weren't having it, and to Hans Credit he earned his shot, So out of respect for the business I showed and I fought...
MJ: F@ck that man, Get your rematch..ain't everyone given a rematch after they loose?
EDDIE: I'm not quiet ready I still go some things I have to take care of before I can completely be focused
MJ: this dude gets me mad..
EDDIE: Malik, Everyone will, in this business the idea is to talk as much crap as you can..Hans has perrfected what I call the political attack..he keeps saying the same thing over and over different ways and covers it up with questionalbe behavior from him and his brother..it's cool I get it..but in this business you will know who is serious and who is silly. I give Hans credit he has mastered the art of the thesaurus. he can refrase the same quote ten different ways from sunday but never ever truley says anything new.
MJ: Why don't you just punch him in the mouth?
EDDIE: there is a certain ethic we have in wrestling. I honestly think it's an ethic the human race can learn from..
MJ: And that is?
EDDIE: no matter what is said, make a date to settle it one on one and take care of business then.
MJ: Where I come from..(GETS CUT OFF)
EDDIE: where you come from and the rules you play by is what got you in trouble..from this point on we play by these rules
MJ: I don't know man
EDDIE: Let me ask you, You call yourself MUZIK right?
MJ: My friends call me that
EDDIE" Why
MJ: cause I make music
EDDIE: then if you write lyrics, you should consider thinking about a career as a writer for wrestling shows ..they make alot of cash..
MJ: NAH, If I'm gonna do anything in this "WRESTLING" Business...it's gonna be whoop some ass...Wrestling...Ain't all that fake anyway?
EDDIE: MJ, I have broken ten different bones, I have lost gallons of blood, people have lost their lives and Ricky just got paralyzed...and there was nothing fake about any of that..
MJ: I mean, you know, scripted..
EDDIE: Maybe in some other feds, but in HWA there are no scripts man...it's straight will vs will
MJ: I don't know about that...
EDDIE: Why don't you let me teach you some things and see how you feel
MJ: (BLANK STARE AT THE SCREEN)...would I get to beat his ass
EDDIE: Maybe, one day...But to get to that level, our level..my level takes a desire like no other
MJ: How hard can it be if someone like this chump is champ...
EDDIE: MJ, you wouldn't last 30 seconds in a ring with me let alone him
MJ: Get the F@ck out of here...Dude in my old neigborhood I had the fastest hands..
EDDIE: I'll make you a deal, We go to the "ICE BOX" I put the stop watch on and have Antone or Davis time you, the minute we grapple, I'll make you tap in 30 seconds..
MJ: dude I don't grapple I knock Nigg@s out...
EDDIE: then it's a deal..
MJ: what's in it for me
EDDIE: if you win, your free to do what you want and I write you off as well behaved everyweek...
MJ: ok...
EDDIE: But if you tap, when you tap, you let me train you
MJ: Ok..win win...
EDDIE: We'll see
(BOTH MEN SHAKE HANDS MJ PUTS DOWN THE REMOTE AND GOES TO CHANGE EDDIE MAKES A CALL TO DNA)
EDDIE: meet me at the ICE BOX, bring a stop watch...just bring one...
(EDDIE laughs as he opens the fridge and grabs the orange juice box as the scene fades)
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