MJ: You gonna tell me that dude doesn't annoy you
EDDIE: Who, Little ole Hans Van Vidiculous..(LAUGHS)
MJ: this guy is annoying man..
EDDIE: listen, with all his so called education, with the title around his waist, with his minor accolades he holds on to...he gets motivated..A.K.A as uptight when I say he has mastered the thesaurus..Take note MJ, When your at my level, what people say shouldn't matter, but guys like this who ain't ready to be on my level it matters alot, I heard Senester, another Drummer to the band of the obvious, he also tends to be infatuated with who I surround myself with
MJ: HUH!
EDDIE: MJ, I am sitting here with what some in this business would consider a heart breaking defeat. Sitting here trying to piece together a life that was shattered twice buy the same person...First my fiance ripped my heart out and after i put it back in, her death crushed it in my chest. And some how I feel like at some point it was my fault. But i sit here now, not torn to pieces but feeling like the vice is off my neck..
MJ: What are you talking about, I'm sorry but I don't know anything that went on..
EDDIE: We will keep it that way, and in that retrospect you will be better for it
MJ: I don't understand what that has to do with this dude being annoying
EDDIE: I'm trying to to tell you, that between Senester and Hans and who ever..they can't stand that loosing the title didn't break me down. See When i first got here Wrestling was something I did on the side, it's only after I decided to get my wrestling career on track did it become first and foremost. Along the way the circus came to town and engulfed my life with the absurd and insane. See there all in a uproar how I keep managing to draw people towards me. guys like AC who I still consider a friend despite what the insignificant others think. Logan who I feel we parted ways due to everything that happened between myself and Talon, Hans and Butch who I absolutely could care less about, they all sit with their various titles and self promoting check list of their accomplishments and wonder why no one cares about them. They then come on and try and deflect their frustration by commenting on my lifestyle and how people are drawn to me.
MJ: hey Ed, i didn't search you out, the law said I had to be here..
EDDIE:what ever happened and how it happened your here.
MJ: you still haven't told me why this dude is so annoying
EDDIE: you haven't been listening, Hans is so annoying because he doesn't know what to do with his current success but sit their and drink his peroni. Besides me did anyone congratulate him, is anyone calling to put him in the HWA billboard or make any new shirts. Did anyone care that he won the title....the answer is NO! with no where else to turn he turns to the one man he knows can put him on the map, put him in the news and get his name in print...ME, He gets offended at my thesaurus remarks because he has nothing left. He acts nonchalant and laid back, but his colon is actually twisted and puckered. He shouldn't be worried about me right now, I'm not asking for my rematch just yet but his life is so lonely and vanilla that he thinks being the millionth person to point out that I have alot of friends bothers me. (LAUGHS)..Actually I don't have a problem with the guy besides the fact that he is pompous and as an awful accent. I would have a drink with the guy but since he came here he walked around like he was some royalty..so now all like all tragic stories involving a king, he stands alone in his kingdom of nothing with a title he has no idea what to do with.
MJ: I get it, he's bored
EDDIE: pretty much, and you just learned somehting there
MJ: What!
EDDIE: that was a promo
MJ: Really, I though this was a reality show you were part of..
EDDIE: In some way it is, but these are the HWA camera men, we are not supposed to recognize them, but they record what we say and it airs, this is how we communicate our feelings and thoughts to one another
MJ: Why not go on twitters or facebook
EDDIE: I was doing twitter but it got out of hand and the last thing i need is butch constantly sending me Happy faces
MJ: Who is Butch
EDDIE: Exactly
MJ: Seriously
EDDIE: another european who has issues with my popularity, see before I got here he was the face of HWA
MJ: Who that guy who looks like Gerald Butler..
EDDIE: Yeah..He walked around the like the Cock of the roost. in my very first match I made more noise then he ever did here his whole career, I never had an issue with Butch, but he did with me..and that is where we got the idea for that very t-shirt your wearing
MJ: FBP...
EDDIE: yup..F@ck Butch Parker
MJ: I though this stood for Freedom before Prison
EDDIE: Why would it mean that...?
MJ: I don't know, it made sense...I just got out, it was sitting on the couch when i got in.
EDDIE: (LAUGHS) Well ok, but it means the ladder..
MJ: Man, don't go getting me in trouble with your foreign legion of haters
EDDIE: more like foreign lack luster...It seems that AC, LOGAN,HANS and Butch seem to all have an issue with my life instead of improving theirs. the suck part is, Me and logan where cool at one point. But you know if your boy has an issue with someone that pretty much means you do to..and for a while me and Talon ..Well let's say we didn't not see eye to eye.
MJ: Ed, what did you do before you got here, did you wrestle somewhere else...
EDDIE: Yeah..I wrestled in Juno for this small company called RWF which was my home for a long time before it was run down to the ground by this idiot called Nightwolf, well I give him a little credit, He brought me here three years ago.
MJ: I'm gonna be honest Ed, i don't know what I'm doing here
(DOOR BELL RINGS)
MJ: Who that?
EDDIE: I don't know..Anton or Davis maybe
(EDDIE OPENS THE DOOR AND THEIR STANDS A BEAUTIFUL
WOMAN)
EDDIE:..(PAUSES AND STARES)
WOMAN: Hello
EDDIE: Yeah
(MJ COMES TO THE DOOR)
MJ: GODDAMMMM
EDDIE: I'm sorry excuse my friend who are you?
WOMAN: My name is Gabriel, Gabriel Cortes
EDDIE: Ok
WOMAN: I was contacted by Angel, he told me to come stay here until he got back,
EDDIE:Really , Why didn't I hear about this,
GABRIEL: He said he called you and left a message
EDDIE: looks at Answering machine as he see's a 100 messages
MJ: those might be him
EDDIE: I ain't listening to a hundred messages, come on in, Who are you?
MJ: My name is
EDDIE: I know that, you said it already..who are you..
GABRIEL: Well I was looking for
EDDIE: IT doesn't matter, do you owe anyone money, are you on the run,
MJ: are you a hooker
EDDIE: Sorry Pardon my ignorant friend..
GABRIEL: It's ok, I am not a hooker, I am actually an inspiring actress , i was contacted by angel about a year ago and I have been procrastinating, so i finally decided to meet him
EDDIE: He ain't here
GABRIEL: I know..
EDDIE: Well we have two rooms available
MJ: She can go upstairs
EDDIE: You can take the one in the back, Listen I got to tell you this seems weird, I'll try and contact Angel to get more info..I'm not going to throw you out or make you go to hotel but if this seems shady at any point I will ask you to leave
GABRIEL: FAIR Enough, May I?
EDDIE: go ahead , get comfortable
(GABBY GOES TO THE BACK)
MJ: Man she is hot
EDDIE: control yourself, i need to contact Angel...Dude leave her alone until we find out her deal,
MJ: I can't promise anything.
EDDIE: OK your off limits, if you mess around, you get unsatisfactory
MJ: you a hater son..cock blocking Motherf@cker
EDDIE: Watch your language man..
(MJ TURNS AROUND AND GOES BACK TO THE LIVING ROOM PISSES OFF)
(EDDIE SITS AT THE BAR AND LOOKS AROUND AND TAKES A DEEP BREATHE AS THE SCENE FADES)
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