(Eddie Stands in front of the camera)
Let me Start by addressing HWA from the bottom to the aforementioned top, Maniac, TNT, BUFF!…there’s a commission for constantly saying my name in your promos and asking for a meeting, and sooner or later I will be coming for that check, so unless your ready to pay up, I don’t think you’re a$$ can cash it, I suggest you continue on your stumbling ways to the top, hopefully by the time you get your SH!T together HWA has it’s priorities straight!
*NOW….addressing my fans..and I don’t mean those who stand on the sideline judging me on which side of the fence I play on, but the working and productive fans that call themselves HWA wrestlers. Seeing how Butch and Hans think that they know something everyone else does not, Let me clear the air the best way I know how. Let me introduce myself, and in case the Butch’s and Hans of the world want to come on and shoot a promo that only rehashes my life let me do it for you.
I came here three years ago, I was wrestling in Japan and doing low budget movies over seas in that shit hole country called Europe. One day my agent tells me an old colleague of mine in my old stomping grounds RWF is planning a comeback for the ages in trying to take over a nice little wrestling outfit called HWA, he said “HWA seems to be getting off the ground, and we would could go in and take over and reboot the RWF”, My only concern was getting back to wrestling in the US. I jumped on the opportunity and upon my arrival I met with the HWA management and in my own disclosure signed a deal with HWA, when the smoke cleared and HWA looked like it was loosing the war because guys like Butch Parker, AC James and Buff Bridges could not handle the fight they were running for the hills, HWA had noticed what was happening and notified that my contract kicked in and Myself and Talon for separate reasons Ripped off our RWF shirts and revealed the HWA logo and saved this goddam company. Saved it from a fate that would have crippled and destroyed the very foundation that guys like Dave Hollis, Monkey Jones, Nocturnis , Jake Andrews and so many others worked so hard to build because Ac, Buff and Butch could not handle the dam heat. Let me let you in on a secret fellas, THE NWO is the third best thing to happen to HWA, 1 being this guy right here coming on board, 2, Talon coming on board, naturally I put myself first through alphabetical order E before T..(LUAGHS)…3, THE NWO…While you goons think that this is some ploy or some cowardly act of protection, this my friends is as real as it’s gonna get. Trust me, I understand the monotony of your verbal explanations as to why we decided to get together, it’s fear. It’s like saying your batteries in your flashlight no longer work to avoid going into the DARK.
Listen HWA, let me be the tenth person to tell everyone how pitiful my title run was, and how pitiful Talons title run was, No excuses, like Talon said, We dropped the ball, But it was our own doing, we let our personal issues and lack of optimism for where the HWA was going get in the way of continuous success. See, if up to me I would have booked myself one on one with every single HWA “Wrestler” on the roster, But like all of you, you have no say in what HWA management wants to do for you or were they want you to go. Thus Talon had hardly anytime to defend his title in singles competition for two reasons, I was going after him and Senester would not get over his man crush with Talon, My title run even more dialuted with HWA contractual obligations on top of it all, I was rolling with the “loose Cannon” I say that with a hint of sarcasm. Now are all these excuses? ABSOF#CK!n Lutely I hate excuses their Like A$$holes….everyone has them and they stink!. But it does not remove the fact that in the end HWA has the final say, like all major companies. And yes I said Major because if not for myself and Talon this place would have been already run to the ground by that Jackass of a promoter Nightwolf.
(SPITS AS HE RUBS HIS HANDS)
*see my life is an open book, so when it gets rehashed over and over again I tend to wonder what it is people are looking for. See here’s another great topic that comes up constantly, it takes over my DVR day in and day out, “EDDIE SURROUNDS HIMSELF TO AVOID THE FACT HE HAS NO TALENT” …(SMIRKS)…It’s CALLED HAVING A LIFE, one that I had before HWA, one I will have during HWA and after HWA, See wrestling has never defined me, I define IT!. My life does not consist of small moments that tell my story, my life does not consist of the walk from HWA to my house and back. When I got here I was making commercials, still filming a movie and had a ton of TV spots all while meeting new people and training my ass off. That is what Made me famous, my hard work, I never let it get in the way Like I did when I became champion. My life consist of many parts that work together to create the most exciting and well rounded individual anyone in the HWA will ever meet. ..THIS GUY…and unlike so many others, I let the HWA into my life, I turned the on the cameras when everyone else turned them off. I walked around with these camera men who all seem to change more then Butch’s angle’s, within a 12 month period I captured the All star, World and tag titles all while my life was exploding. And ultimately let the HWA DOWN!
(LOOKS DOWN AND AWAY, CRACKS NECK BACK AND FOURTH)
*Have I surrounded myself yes, did I do it because my lack of talent, to say such things only hurts those who say it, considering HWA has given me the opportunity to capture every major title and I did, back to back to back, now that either speaks Volumes on my true talent or volumes on the lack of talent HWA seems to produce on a constant LEVEL. Do I surround myself because I’m scared, yes , I am, I’m scared to one day wake up and realize how much no one cares, no one cares that what I have been doing means nothing, that my constant passion to go out there night after night seems to just pass everyone bye, kinda like it does when you go out there Butch, See Butch you kinda remind of that old actor ,the action star who made a name for himself in the 80’s and early 90’s , you know those types, the ones who sellout the box office at one time and another, continue to make the same kind of movies over and over and then one day no one cares, then that actor goes into hiatus, then out of nowhere shows up in a cameo here and there and now is trying to jump start their career by attaching themselves to the new hot commodity ,to the up and comer hoping for just one more sellout at the box office, and it seems like the new hot commodity in your life BUTCH, is Hans, I would worry who you keep near you Hans, I now you’re an intelligent man, not by your rethreaded monologues but by the fact you actually say nothing with all your words, in that respect people stop caring and you sneak up on them I applaud you..
(EDDIE CLAPS)
*HANS…did you beat me, of course, anyone with a pulse knows you beat me, you beat me in a two of three falls, did you sweep it, of course not, because on my worst day I still get a victory over HANS, just on my worst day I couldn’t get two. Butch, our paths have never crossed like mine and Hans ,1 on 1, and though Hans Boast about having me 4-1 with all those victories he has over me, I have one thing Butch he can never deny, I have his HEART, in a non man crush type of way Senester way and for what ever reason I have been calling you out since the first say I put on the FBP shirt and all you have done since is gone crying to HWA trying to silence myself and who ever else felt the same thing. See this is America Butch, here our soap box is this very camera that sucks us dry of our soul. And, for the few seconds that these cameras land us in the middle of a trial where on one side our jury is the fans and our victims are our lives. Butch every time, you boil over and stomp the yard, you always walk the other way, see, that was the reason I called you to begin with, a lot of folks would ask me, “Hey Butch is one of the good guys, even when he tried to be bad it fell short because he loves the fans to much so why do you keep picking on him and you’re a good guy” then they asked me, “when you became an a$$hole with AC, you never went after Butch, only when the fans loved you did you go after the poor guy” never mind the person was wearing a “FBP” shirt…I though about it, and as one man to what I though was another I wanted to bury the hatchet, but it seems though your pathetic attempts to quiet me and rid the HWA of the FBP which everyone seems to feel lately, you couldn’t deflate your ego enough to extend your hand and put all the nonsense to bed. See me calling you wasn’t a recruitment it was to let the water run under the bridge and move on, and now that you have decided that there was no room for me to be your ally with your ego in the way you have befriended the one man who you have set your target on, and why?, well it’s the old moto, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, that and the fact you fear Hans, Hans is everything you want to be but younger. See one thing I give Hans , he is making the most of THIS, situation, But the lottery won’t protect him for long, because HANS, not only do you have Ronnie, Talon and Myself to worry about, but you NEVER know if the name you pull out will be NWO…See Butch, I can go on and on and on, and you and so many other would come on here and say that I fear Hans because he speaks better. I’m sure he does other things better but what you two do in your won privacy is not my business, because I know wrestling is not one of them.
(EDDIE WIPES HIS MOUTH WITH HIS WRIST AND LOOKS DIRECTLY INTO THE CAMERA)
*KNOW, that the NWO is one unit, and like all the past versions of NWO, the NWO never let the Company run the show, This one is no different except for the fact we will determine who stays and who goes, we will decide who wins and who loses and we Will decide when it is over..(EDDIE’S TONE LIGHTENS UP) …see, I have realized that as a person, we have to choose on what side of the fence we play on, and there are those like myself who choose, there are those like MANIAC, HANS, and BUTCH who sit in the middle, right ontop fo the fence smiling like giddy school girls as the the petruding phallic angles make them feel fuzzy, and there are those who choose to not to come in the yard and just sit on the side and Judge…MR WILLYARD…
*Will, can I call you Will, because men get MR. , and you my friend are a sniveling retch of an extension for that egomaniac Senester. Before you step out and call a man like Talon someone who has an overinflated Ego, look at that mans profile. A man that won the last Ring Master, his match with Me was so Epic that the HWA did not see fit to have another one because any other Ring Master would pale in comparison. A man who single handedly gave Senester a hard on all while fighting him off and trying to capture his first world title with HWA. He had to watch Senester dig up his brother, he had to deal with the constant onslaught of my wrath when I was tricked into believing as a friend he would betray me with my own fiancée. Actions in my life I will add that I regret.
(LOOKS AWAY AND SHAKES HIS HEAD)
*So HWA decides that the smart thing to do is take one of their best and make him play with the children, that’s like telling grandpa he has to sit in the kids table on thanksgiving. See Talon has done it with work in every single day, not like some HWA superstars who have gold around their waist as we speak. See WILL..YARD…while the HWA puts much stock into their spotlight division A.K.A the rookie division, or the not good enough yet division, Us up here, in the NWO , men who have held various titles including the HWA world title, we take it as an insult. HWA IS BEING PUT ON NOTICE.
(EDDIE TIGHTENS HIS JAS AND STARTS TO GET ALITTLE TENSE)
*…So class what have we learned?
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)
*WE learned Eddie Doesn’t like to speak with words over 7 letters most times because I want the washed up B actors like Butch to understand me, I want the Fans to understand me. We have learned that yes Eddie has called Hulk Hogan to come back an retread the NWO, but in this Sequel, the bad guys don’t die. We have also learned the Eddie Does like to surround himself with people, Because I changes lives, I create opportunity where there weren’t any. ASK DNA, ask them what they were doing before I hired them, Ask James Brown and MR T what the hell they were doing. Ask AC what he had planned when he lost the title, if not for me he would be on the same vacation Buff has been on these last few years. Ask Dexter ,if you could find him, hell ask MJ where the hell he would be if not FOR ME! Even when the shit hits the fan, it’s because of me, Ask My best Friend Donovan or my Ex fiancée Hennessy…OH WAIT..there DEAD, and I’m sure in some butterfly effect kind of way it was because of ME!…What else….WHAT THE F@ck else can we say about Eddie. Am I delusional?…Yes, am I a dreamer ? YES..AM I A HAS BEEN OF A CHAMP? WELL ONCE YOU LOOSE THE TITLE,, WE ALL BECOME HAS BEENS SO…YES!!!ALL EVERYTHING EVERYONE WANTS TO BE IS A HAS BEEN….SEE WHAT EVER IS ANONE CAN SAY OR WILL SAY ABOUT ME, IT IS TRUE…IN SOME RESPECT OR ANOTHER..IT IS TRUE ACCORDING TO THEIR OWN OPINION, WHICH MATTERS AS MUCH AS A ONE ARMED MAN IN A LEG RACE.
(EDDIE IS ON FIRE HYPED AS ALL HELL AS HE RIPS OFF HIS SHIRTS AND IS SEETHING FROM THE MOUTH)
*WHAT ELSE..WHAT ELSE!...yes I have put together a group of Ex champs, a group of THE Has been..But the has been will become once again THE HAS IT! And everyone else we become the NEVER WILL AGAINS……..
*BUTCH, HANS, MANIAC, AC, SENESTER, TNT, WILLYARD AND ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO COME TO KOIN THIS WAR, BE MY GUEST, I INVITE ANYONE TO THIS , BATTLE , BUT I’M LETTING YOU KNOW IT’S B.Y.O.B, BRING YOUR OWN BOMB…
HWA , ALWAYS LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW………WHO IS………… (SCREAMS) N…W….OOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(EDDIE RUNS UP TO THE CAMERA MAN AND KNOCKS HIM DOWN AS THE CAMERA FALLS THE SCENE CUTS TO BLACK)
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