(EDDIE WAVES AND SMILES, POINTS TO A FEW IN THE CROWD AND APPROACHES DAVID LETTERMEN AS THE BAND PLAYS THE NWO THEME)
DAVID: Hello Eddie and welcome
EDDIE: Thank you Dave,
DAVID: have a seat
DAVID: So, glad to be back home
EDDIE: Yes...Most absolutely. this is the one place I know I can be myself and people except it, this is why I love New York
(SOMEONE BOO'S FROM THE CROWD)
DAVID: What do you make of that..someone booing you?
EDDIE: I don't know, don't really care, they booed me when I was dancing to Will Smith and smiling, now they Boo me when I do what I want, thing is I always did What I wanted to, not many people can deal with that, to many people especially in the HWA, care what is said or is thought about them..I don't have time for it. Plus that person in the crowd is probably Canadian...(CROWD LAUGHS AS A FEW BOO LOUDER)....Wow, They must be AC marks...
DAVID: I mean I do not share Eddie's View, I love Canadians just as much
EDDIE: AS much as what the french..
(DAVIS LETTERMAN GRABS HIS COLLAR WITH HIS CLASSIC EEEEEHHHHH AND LAUGHS AS THE CROWD LAUGHS)
DAVID: So tell me, how have you been I know 2010 was a roller-coaster year, you having lost some people close to you, then your feud with your now once again best friend Talon, It seems like your more focused now then you ever been..How are you..
EDDIE: Well I think I am as focused as when I first got here, well when I started going after the All-Star title...and yes I am very focused. I think wrestling fans have short memories and wrestlers alike. but ask any wrestler about his personal wins they can tell you way back from the beginning ,but ask them about there losses and they would swear up and down they’re undefeated. That is what separates me from them, I know my weaknesses, though very little I know who I am, The fans didn't make me I made me, HWA didn't make me, I was already me when I got here..but for those other guys, guys like Butch and Buff who continue to hold onto glory of yesterday and guys like Hans who just happened to get hot when My world was freezing over, those guys are products of HWA...Not me, I already had been world Champion in other places. I was retired when Nightwolf came begging me to join him in a take over, I had done movies, commercials. I am an international superstar in Japan. I didn't need HWA, but with guys like Buff and Butch running around, HWA needed me.
(CROWD APPLAUSES IN CHEER WITH SOME BOOS STILL BEING HEARD)
EDDIE: It's a fact Dave...I know this comes off as pompous and arrogant but it's all the truth
DAVID: but you see how people can take this as Conceited and self centered
EDDIE: let me ask you, why is it when the fans love you and you state the obvious your true to your word and real, but if the fans don't except you...your an a$$hole!
DAVID: Hey..network...
EDDIE Sorry was I not supposed to say that?..sorry used to talking in front of HWA cameras...
DAVID: let me ask you, about some things...how did this thing with Butch begin. ?
EDDIE: you know, it was all him, I mean I came in here and made a splash, the water from my splash must have woke him up and made him realize that his days of ever being champion again were coming to an end..He took at me, I'm not going to back down, I'm no spring chicken..I been to my fare shares of dances. Now I tried to make amends with butch on several occasions. But he thinks that he is still some big time fan favorite, so in that respect he thinks if he ever decide to bury the hatchet, this made up legion of fans he claims he has would be upset with him, truth is the ugly girls don't purposely stand next to the hot ones of fear of being that much uglier...So, Butch could never ever bring himself to sit down and actually have a beer, or Guinness or what ever the hell he drinks because him standing next to me would expose his flaws, would expose how far he has fallen...I'm way up here..(PUTS HAND ABOVE HIS HEAD) and he keeps descending, latching on to guys like Hans wanting to climb back up
EDDIE: I mean look how ridiculous his last promo was...he got interviewed, and really I don't know why people are still looking for interviews from this guy he says nothing and means as much...anyway, what did he say?..He tried to predict or guess what was it I before hearing what I said in the previous promo, thing is if you see my last promo all he did is what Myself, Talon and Ronnie have been doing...we can come here and tell you exactly what everyone is going to say about us, because there just that dumb. they talk about us not being creative with the resurrection of the NWO but they repeat themselves time and time again..hell they make me repeat myself by repeating that they repeat themselves
(DAVID LOOKS PUZZLED AND SHAKES HIS HEAD AND RAISES HIS EYEBROWS.)
DAVID: you might have to repeat what you just said...it gave me a headache..
DAVID: you do understand though, Before you got to HWA, Butch was a staple there, I mean you have Hulk Hogan with you..(CROWD ERUPTS)...everywhere he goes people adore him, so you have to see why people might get upset when you constantly berate Butch, I mean to his defense he does have some fans...
EDDIE: DAVID, everyone has some fans...I mean it would be cruel if Butch's mom didn't cheer for her son…plus David, please don’t ever put Butch and Hogan in the same sentence. if you even think of the together go to confessions an explain your sins…
(CROWD ERUPTS IN LAUGHTER)
EDDIE: Listen, to me, since I have been here Butch is overpaid, under proven and a mark of his own hype...Now let's move on please DAVE!
DAVID :ABSOLUTELY. I got a few more things...There has been rumors that in your contract you have to record a certain amount of Promos for the fans or there are repercussions....
EDDIE: Well everyone knows the promos are the backbone of any wrestling federation. it's what helps get our message across and keep fans up to date with what is going on. Back in the past, guys looked into a camera and did their promo and that was it. The guys who could speak got more air time, in respect got more attention and in turn got more praise, thus setting them up for more opportunities. Guys who couldn't talk had to be absolutely marvelous in the ring. But in this day an age where everything short of a bible has an App connected to it or some type of social media. I wanted to take it to another level...I mean I have always done it this way and in the past, the Feds would get on me hard for bringing the cameras into my living room. But look how much ratings Real world did when it came on the scene...
DAVID: You compare HWA to real world
EDDIE: In a respect yes and no, when I got here, guy were still looking into cameras with empty threats in which they had to wait for weeks before they met in the ring...I don't got the patience to constantly tell someone they’re gonna loose, at least not the patience guys like Hans and Butch have, they are from that era of boring...when I came to HWA I was one of three guys who let the camera in , one was Dredge R.I.P and the other was Talon, don't get me wrong HWA did not comply with me taking their camera men in all my adventures but once they saw the ratings, I was getting they assigned a camera man to each wrestler and there it began..so in that respect yes...We are like Real World.
DAVID: How about the rumor that your promo count is what kinda determines your status...
EDDIE: It’s more about the ratings and yes promos too, but I mean look at Butch, again...he has let the cameras in, but he is at the bottom of ratings, only now starting to jump, why?, because everyone knows he has been targeted it by the N.W.O, so now everyone tunes in to see what will happen next, who will be the next guy person to get pray painted...And yes , promos do in a way hold you up...look Dave, I'm gonna let you and the world in on a secret. Before I became champ I was the most watched HWA superstar in HWA, followed closely by Talon and Senester. I was bringing in the money. I was escalating guys like Hans and my mini feud with Ron got us sponsors out the yang and once me and Talon had our feud and I joined AC...we had everyone from Coke to Pepsi, Armorall to Trojan Condoms knocking on our door to sponsor us. We actually was hearing rumor that McMahon was actually starting to sweat....Then the ground caved in from under me. things were getting way to heavy, the loss of Donovan kept haunting me, My life was out of control, and while running around with AC ..I stopped giving the HWA their hit, their dose of Promos that was bringing in the cash, And when Hennessy died I left the HWA to not be on TV, that was one of the hardest times for me. HWA lost alot of sponsors and money, They though it was time for me to relinquish the title to someone who could be on Television more. Someone up and coming. They pretty much told me, either be on Television let us share Hennessy's death with the world..or drop the title. I decided the world didn't need to take part of Her death, I went to HWA management and ask could I drop it to AC James he was worth it. But they thought they needed some new fresh blood and they wanted to expand to Germany. I was reluctant to drop it to Hans but it wasn't my choice anymore, I was being threatened with termination and being sued for breech of contract. I accept the terms. and decided a best of three was the best way to drop the title...
DAVID: Wait your saying you laid down?
EDDIE: Yes and NO...The first two matches we went to hell and back, HWA told me to make it interesting, and though I had lost to Hans Before, with all my pent up rage and frustration there was no way I would loose to him again, but I had to swallow my pride...and I laid down in what was probably one of the best matches ..for him anyway, he hasn't faced anyone like me since...
DAVID: So on national Television ,your telling all your fans you took a dive
EDDIE: yeah pretty much, I had too...I would have been stripped and fired,
DAVID: so why not go after it again, why go backwards..
EDDIE: the most fun I had was when I was chasing the All star Title...I figured to start over I would need to find that same passion, passion I had lost with all the Talon/Hennessy crap.
DAVID: WOW...some story..
EDDIE: And it's all true..I got documents to attest to it..
DAVID: But why now, won't you get in trouble for saying these things now,
EDDIE: first today’s fans are smarter, with the internet and rumor pages openingup everyday, the fans know the deal, plus I signed a new contract when I brought the NWO in..(CROWD ERUPTS IN CHEER)..They can't touch me now...but expect Hans and Butch to come on and reject this truth..they will say I’m crazy, delusional and full of it, because first stages of rejection or denial…I mean they already repeat themselves for a hobby, this is only gonna get them aroused to come on and call me pathetic. yada yada yada..but it’s all true…everyone in HWA knows if not for certain things that were going on and Hennessy’s death, I would still be champ and there would be no mention of me having a false championship reign and all that non sense..and you know what else there wouldn’t be…a goddam lottery for my title…he has set it up because he knows he can’t loose, truth is Hans has some talent, at least enough to beat the bottom feeders like Davis, Gabriel, and what not…but when it comes to guys like myself or Talon, something will change…I can tell you now…the way the politics are set up, the HWA doesn’t want AC with the title, no one does…
DAVID: are you saying his matches are all set ups…
EDDIE: not saying that, you are…HWA is trying to find someone to wear the title who is clean cut, there also looking to keep expanding as you see in our constant tours around the world, Hans brings the market to Germany. Listen, if up to me, AC would be the champ right now..the guy I wanted to drop the title too, though if he would have known I was handing it to him he would have rejected it, but still…right now Hans is the face of HWA, And I’m ok with that…they put the title on someone they can control, keep tabs on and move around like a puppet, something that myself, Talon and Ac would never be
DAVID: Why do you keep referring to AC
EDDIE: He knows why..(EDDIE WINKS IN THE CAMERA)..Listen, Deep in Butch’s heart he doesn’t want anything to do with me though he comes out here and constantly says he has challenged me…He says how he would hurt me, but no officially challenge has ever been made..and I’m ok with that I’m not interested in going backwards in my career. Hans can have his moment..until I think it’s time. Right now Senester has what I want..and how fortunate he not Buff will be my target…it makes sense I would have destroyed Buff regardless…Senester just adds alittle spice to this stew brewing between us.
DAVID: one more question then our top ten, Who is this New N.W.O member
EDDIE: Ahhhhh…we have a few who have called us back…we want the right fit, me, Ron and Talon all work great together. That is why we are allowed to constant guest appear in one another’s Promos. Trust me if we were boring, or *BLEEPING* HWA wouldn’t allow it, but do you know how much the HWA has grossed since the N.W.O came to HWA…I don’t either but we have been to Canada and now going to IRAN…two trips out of state…in less then three months. We are what everyone is talking about. If not for us, the HWA would still be in Hans purgatory as we watch him have a bratwurst with his questionable brother…
(CROWD LAUGHS)
DAVID: EDDIE, it has been an extreme pleasure would you do the honors of tonight’s TOP 10
EDDIE: Of Course…the top Ten reason to watch HWA is….
10. Maybe one day they will hire attractive single chics
9. To see how many times Eddie is referenced in Hans promos
8. To see if DNA will get drunk enough…..
7. To see if Hogan ever uses that walker
6. To hope that one day we see Alley in that Teddy
5. To find out who abducted Buff and why would they bother
4. To see when AC finally joins the N.W.O…(CROWD ERUPTS)
3. In Hopes to see another raunchy segment with Gabriella
2. To see how much longer people can keep saying FPB
And the number one reason to watch HWA is …TO SEE IF EDDIE GIVES A BIG WET KISS TO SENESTER…….(CROWD LAUGHS AS EDDIE SMILES AS IT GOES TO COMMERCIAL)
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