taking off his helmet, setting it on his handle bars he shakes out his hair and adjusts the Shiek under the belt strapped across his chest as he faces towards the camera crew leaning against his bike. His black and red mask intensifies the pyschotic look in his eyes. From the back of the van comes stumbling a ragged and worn looking reporter.
Dirt Dawg- Gods!! Why is it always me that gets "chosen" for these da*m assignments? I mean really? I am a professional reporter not some hack has been!! RumorHound always gets the cushy friggin jobs!! Oh wait..WHAT? We're live? H*LL! I MEAN HELLO again HWA fans this is Dirt Dawg coming to you from somewhere on the autobon in Germany...What am I doing here you ask? Awnser is simple..The spotlight Champion has requested me and the HWA camera crew to do a quick interview isnt that right champ?
Shiek Achmed- Silence Infidel!! Or he will stab you...Stab you to till you shut up and pray to Senest errr Allah!!
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- Woah! Woah! Easy Shiek!! And yes I requested the camera crew Dirt Dawg but I DID NOT REQUEST YOU!!
Fallen stands and quickly grabs Dirt Dawg by his collar and his belt loop and just as quickly pitches him into the back of the van and slams shut the doors. The camera crew starts laughing as Fallen leans back against the doors and Dirt Dawg is heard inside b*tching and pounding on things inside the van. Fallen signals for the camera crew to start rolling as he pulls out a chain and chains the doors shut one of the camera guys hands him a mic.
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- So now that the annoying one is out of the way. Let me get on with this pitstop in the armpit of a continent!Logan...Logan...Logan really is that all you got for me? He does an impersonation of logan's voice..."(Fallen/Logan): Yeah, yeah and then ye won the Spotlight Title. From Curt. Who screwed me tae win it." Really? You want to try and claim this title I won... and defend week after week is YOURS? hahaha You just said you lost it to Curt...So whats that say about you? Back in logans voice: "And ye also admitted when ye were number 1 contender ye wanted tae face him….
Why’s that now?" He switches back to his normal voice. Seriously? I thought I made it clear...But lets recap for the
intellectually challenged Logan...CURT and Shakir brought the dead into our buisness!! See You want to try and come at me with the same old same old? Please!! Go ahead and think you are better...Think like all the rest!! That because you beat my pupil in the ring, that means something.....Too bad it doesnt!! But go right ahead. And you like Shakir and everyone else who wants to come for MY TITLE that I will do whatever it takes, I will put my body through ANY amounts of pain and punishment. But in the end I will be the one getting my hand raised! I will be the one retaining this strap!! And as I stand over your bloody, beaten, broken body never fear because my "Message" will be new and innovative!! Unlike that thing you called a promo!! Hahaha!!
Fallen shakes his head as he snorts. Then he switches back into logans voice..."If yer really such a dangerous bastard why wouldn’t ye want tae fight me?" He switches back into his normal voice as his cell phone rings..
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- Hello? Hey Dragon whats going on? Really? WoW hahaha I forgot we beat them. Fallen hangs up his cell phone and slips it in his pocket. Hey I almost forgot Logan but thanks to that timely phone call from my partner Dragon...
Logan you asked what have I done? Didnt the SOA BEAT you and Heinrich? Oh yeah thats right!! We did!! And who was it that made you wear that bra and panties? OH right!!! The SOA beat down on your girls brother, Talon, and because he bailed on you like the NWO member he is, you were stuck wearing bra and panties!! Go figure I see a pattern here...you like to lose!!
So by asking me what have I DONE? You just show how bad you need a helmet for your bus ride!! Hey LOGAN Congrats on moving to the short bus first seat!!
Shiek Achmed- Infidel!! Do NOT forget your Helmet!! Now Silence or He will stab you!!
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- And Logan...He motions come here with his pointer finger... Just so you do not get excited and think I am gonna go JUDAS in our match...Understand me and understand me well... Fallen of the SOA is here to stay... The Hwa is my Home dont ever think otherwise... Because if you do I promise you that I will go Judas on YOU!!! I will hoist you up, and hammer the stakes in myself. And I can gaurentee I will have no problem poking you with a spear...If you dont believe me just ask Shakir what it felt like to be SHANKED!!!! Now if you excuse me I got two more stops before I see you at Road to Ruin!! First I plan on paying a visit to Hans and Heinrich's parents... Then before I am done...Donnea worry lad I plan on paying me respects ta yer Gran!!! Ha-ha-ha!! This is your Spotlight Champion Fallen and I will see you all on the Road to Ruin!!!
Fallen puts his helmet in a stamped and addressed box and hands it to the camera man.
Steven 'Fallen' Angel- Do me a favor make sure Logan gets his helmet!! Kool see yall in Edinburgh!! Hahahaha!!
Fallen slips onto his bike and before he heads off Shiek looks at the camera.
Shiek Achmed- Silence Logan...you Infidel!!! Or Fallen will stab you!!!
Suddenly Fallen pops a wheelie as he speeds off onto the autobon. And the camera fades to black.
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