(Ally): I’m just going for a shower, remember to charge your cell phone tonight, I know you always forget when we’re out of town.
Logan half responds with a grunt and continues to watch the final few seconds of Fallens promo as Ally leaves the scene. Once the promo ends Logan is left staring at the blank screen, his expression of confusion replaced now by one of irritation. He frowns and looks over to where Ally was standing moments ago as if to respond, noticing she isn’t there anymore he turn his attention to the camera.
(Logan): Right…. I have no f*cking clue where tae start… I think I’ll begin with the most obvious response being…. WHAT?!?!… Who said anything about ye being Judas?… Where did ye get that one fae?! I’ll say one thing, I’ve never claimed tae be the sharpest knife in the drawer but compared tae you I’m Albert f*cking Einstein mate.
He shakes his head still trying to get things straight in his head.
(Logan): Dae yer wee impressions all ye want, god knows every second idiot I speak tae in this country immediately tries tae imitate my accent so am more than used to it. But I guess copying things is in yer nature eh Fallen? I mean I hope yer looking forward tae yer day in court when Jeff Dunham decides tae sue ye…. Couldn’t ya have at least tried tae be original? Naw?… I guess not. I mean yer a biker…and yer in Sons of Anarchy…. Which is a TV series about bikers…. Shock.
Logan rolls his eyes sarcastically.
(Logan): Good work on the mask though. Nae #### has ever worn a mask before. Maybe it’s ‘cause yer an ugly bastard…. Guess I wouldn’t understand.
Logan grins acting jokingly cocky.
(Logan): But enough about the fact that yer totally pish. Let’s get on tae talking about how yer obviously gonnae totally Dark Messenger me… UNTIL I DIIIIEE!!…. *cough* another stolen idea *cough*…. Now I have tae give ye credit Steve the Fallen Asshole, ye made a super awesome turbo observation that when you and Billy the Dragon fought against me and Heinrich, you did indeed win.
Logan shrugs holding his hands up as if conceding the point.
(Logan): In a TAG match…. With yer TAG partner… against two SINGLE’S competitors….. I guess yer point is totally relevant and proves so much and NO DOUBT means that you will walk out the clear winner at Road to Ruin…. Even though you had tae spit crap in our eyes tae get that totally deserved victory.
A slight smirk comes across Logans face as his sarcastic tone cannot be missed. When he suddenly fakes shock and disappointment.
(Logan): Oh no! But of course. I almost forgot! You and yer merry men attacked Talon! Which led tae me having tae fight against 4 men on my own!! And you so amazingly point out that I then had tae wear bra and panties (which you SOA guys seem tae bring up uncomfortably often). So again… a super totally fantastic relevant point! How could ANYONE doubt yer far superiority?
Logans almost immediately drops the smile and the cynicism leaves his voice as he takes a step closer to the camera.
(Logan): With that sorted out allow me tae talk tae you redeeeealy slooooowly…. When I asked what ye have done…. I meant in the way of credible wrestling. But ye know what, dinnae bother answering. It’s what the less retarded amongst us call a rhetorical question. My point is, out with fighting as part of a tag team, you have beaten no one notable. You know it, I know it and so does everyone out there.
Now before I end this let me tell you one thing…. I have already won that Spotlight title from you, Road to Ruin is just a formality. What sealed yer fate was when ye dared tae threaten my family. I’d happily give ye ma Grans address and let ye pay her a visit, just tae see her kick yer arse back across the Atlantic… but I fear if ye were tae fly from Germany tae Scotland tae Oregon ye might miss our wee match….. After all ye have less than 24 hours, so get yer arse back here so I can hand it tae ye in front of the thousands of fans in the arena and the millions watching on TV!.. Ye best set yer Tivo tae record, coz ye dinnae want tae miss it!
Logan winks and pulls his trademark smirk as the scene fades to black.
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