Kaleb Cross appears on the screen, a smirk on his face.
Kaleb, "So the Hardcore Wrestling Alliance has signed a wrestler who thinks he is Santa Claus? This is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen in my life. Worse than Doink the Clown, or the Midget Doink, Mae Young's sagged out t*ts on PPV, or even an episode of The Big Bang Theory... The fact that some jackass in a santa suit can come out and wrestle, but great athletes who can really show case some talent are out there unemployed during this great economic time we've got going with our buddy in DC, is just disgusting. I am ashamed to be apart of a company that would have this jerkoff wrestling... It's bad enough we have guys like Bryan Deas around, but now we get to listen to some stupid jokes about blue balls, homophobic innuendos about sucking balls, and then ridiculous rhetoric about the naughty list and wrinkly santa sacks? I mean give me a F*cking break... not to sound like AC James here, but F*CK!!!"
Kaleb pauses, rolling his eyes.
Kaleb, "Time and time again we try to legitimize our sport by doing our best to be ourselves, to give our all to entertain the fans, and to leave it all in the ring... and then Santa F*Ck comes along... I am about THIS close to just leaving and going on to the next stop on the list of wrestling companies... It's longer than you think... oh wait, maybe I should make that into some stupid innuendo..."
All jokes aside, Kaleb gets even more serious.
Kaleb, "at Declarations MJ and myself defeated DNA proving that as a team, we are the future of this company, HATE will win the round robin and claim our first taste of tag team gold, but until then, I get to square off with this tea-bagging piece of trash Santa Claus? I don't get it... What kind of moron really thinks that this can possibly work. How long until you get tired of that suit Santa? How long until you ditch it and run out of stupid snowball jokes? When are you going to come out and say something like .... "Im a new man now, its time to be David Smozsho" or something to that effect? You are a trend, and you will fizzle out quickly no doubt. You will make a few jokes, say a few things, crash that symbol a few times, and then you are going to "ho-ho-ho" your way back to your sad pathetic life. Drinking beer and drooling over the TNA you see on wrestling every week.... Im going to square up with you at Havoc, and I'm going to break you down. You don't know what you're getting yourself into fatman, at Havoc I embarrass you and send you back to your cookies and milk."
Kaleb seems frustrated as he looks both left and right before saying
"Forget this."
He scoffs at the camera and knocks it over as the scene cuts to static.
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