Dexter, "awww look who finally decided to show up. You guys realized that HATE's viral video promos were making money that you were getting your hands on huh? ...well I dont think so!"
Dexter slams the door violently, locking out the HWA crew... the scene cuts to static and flickers back to life from Dexter's mounted video camera running through a firewire to the computer to stream live into the HWA airwaves...
The scene shows Kaleb Cross watching "santa's" latest video blunder...
Kaleb turns to face the camera and closes his eyes as he takes a very pronounced breath.
Kaleb, "For the last time... Santa Claus is not real. I hate to... well actually I dont care about bursting anyone's bubble out there in TV land, because if you believe some fat old german man is sliding down your chimney in a non-homophobic way, and is being transported by a sled of deer, you should walk into the bathroom, grab your daddy's shot gun, and put it in your mouth..."
Malik chimes in from off screen...
Malik, "Bro, a little harsh isn't it?"
Kaleb, "No. I've had enough of this nonsensical bullshit. It's time for people to face FACTS, reality is a cold, hard slap in the face, and I am the one to deliver it to the masses. I will be the bearer of the CROSS for these people, to show them their is a way, a truth, and a light... I am all of those things. This idiot Santa suit is nothing more than a pathetic buffer between the fans and reality. If I am the only one who can see that, then so be it... I will be the one who removes that comfort zone and closes the gap between them and the real world. The real world is brutal, I know it, Malik knows it, Dex knows it... but you people? ...what do you know. You sit back collecting your welfare checks, your food stamps and all your other hand outs; while people like US work hard, break our bodies, and put our lives on the line in THAT ring for peanuts... Im not making the big time Hans or Butch Money... im not making the Eddie or Talon money... Im sure as hell not making it well enough to have a penthouse and my own gym... I'm doing all this just to survive, but you have guys like that idiot Santa wh want to mock what I do... insult my craft with your stupid jokes and even more stupid costume... You are a blight on this sport. You are what I hate about this world we live in today, you are the human incarnation of everything wrong with our society... You, Santa, are going to be made an example of at Havoc... It starts with you, and it ends with the E.N.D."
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