He comes behind Ally and kisses her cheek, and, keeping her eyes on the screen, she asks him how his days was.
(Logan): Training was hard, but that’s good I guess. I’m moving more freely than I was earlier in the week.
(Ally): That’s good. I know how you were worried about your back after what Ronnie did.
(Logan): Aye. It’s okay now.
(Ally): What else did you do today then? You left hours ago.
A slight hint of suspicion is heard in her voice.
(Logan): Well, I had 5-a-sides tonight remember.
He points at the kit he is wearing, and the camera is close enough to read the team name embroidered on it… “Man-Chest-Hair United”. But Ally doesn’t look convinced.
(Logan): So I just thought I’d meet up with the lads early and grab a pint. I got myself food while I was out.
A flicker of frustration shows on Logans face as he can feel a lecture coming on.
(Logan): I’m sure I text ye?
Ally stays quiet, her eyes glance over at her cell lying on the arm of the sofa which she hasn’t checked in a while. Logan takes his shirt off as he walks through to the kitchen area, out of sight.
(Logan): Anyway, I’m mawkit so I’m goin for a shower.
He stays out of sight for a moment, and the noise of the washing machine being opened comes from round the corner. Ally rolls her eyes and mouths the word “Mawkit?”
She starts typing the word into Google and brings up the definition… “Scottish for very dirty or filthy”. She nods conceding it was bit obvious in the context Logan used it. The washing machine starts running and out of her sight but in full view of the camera, Logan walks stark naked into view and then into the bathroom. A couple of moments pass once more as Ally types away before the running water of the shower is heard.
The camera pans around to see what Ally is doing on screen, she has now stopped chatting and is checking her Facebook News feed. She stops and reads something that makes her smile… it is revealed as one of the most recent pieces of “news” and says “Logan Neilson likes “The awkward moment when your mate has a hot sister” and 22 other pages”.
Ally clicks on the link to the 22 other pages and reveals the following list…
“The awkward moment when Deas makes a funny.”
“The awkward moment when Heinrich von Richtoven says “Danke” and “Thank you” in the same sentence.”
“The awkward moment when Senester realises he’s not actually god.”
“The awkward moment when Senester realises homosexuality is a sin.”
“The awkward moment when Ronnie McNeil steals my TV.”
“Angelus Payne is an anagram of Anus Payne Gel.”
“Merlyn’s Beard.”
“The awkward moment when Buff Bridges tries to be your friend.”
“The awkward moment when Logan Neilson gives a ####.”
“Butch Parkers had so many comebacks even his middle name changed from Alexander to Michael.”
“FBP.”
“Hans von Richtoven hates Jews.”
“Grunge…. Fallen…. Draconis….. The sons of Assary.”
“The awkward moment when one of the SOA betrays them and still no one cares.”
“The awkward moment when the Archangels do an Owen Hart.”
“Not messing with Logan Neilson because you’re a sensible bastard.”
“No matter how hard Maniac tries, he’ll never be the new AC James.”
“Mrs Claus”
“What’s black and white and always on the bottom?…………….. HATE!”
“What’s blonde and only half straight?……………DNA!”
“The awkward moment when Eddie Phoenix thinks incest is best.”
“The awkward moment when you get Talon Wilkinson’s sister pregnant.”
Ally finally breaks out a smile and laughs, and then proceeds to like the majority of the pages as well. Soon enough the shower stops and Logan comes back through, this time clothed in dark jeans, and is drying his hair with a towel. Ally swivels round on her chair.
(Ally): Good shower? Think this camera guy is here for a promo or something?
She nods her head at the camera.
(Logan): Oh aye. Well let me get dressed and I’ll be right there.
He smiles and kisses Ally once more before walking off to his bedroom as the scene fades to black.
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