Santa Claus: HO HO HO! Hello boys and girls, it's your old pal Santa Claus coming to tell you all about the latest news! As many of you have heard, I have been put in a match against that mean, Naughty List member Antonio.
Santa shakes his head sadly, tsk-ing at the mere thought of the man.
Santa Claus: Antonio has been on the Naughty List more times than Lindsay Lohan, and I'm afraid to say it, but I think he's a lost cause. He will never truly know the real meaning of the spirit for Christmas. His heart is as gray as the coal he'll get in his stocking this year.
Santa wipes away a tiny tear from the corner of his eye.
Santa Claus: I have always tried to be the very best role model for little boys and girls and also for their parents and grandparents. I will continue doing just that at the Pay Per View and I will win the match. With the best of luck, I have managed to find out that the special guest referee is going to be Toast, a man that is just as family friendly as I am.
Santa smiles as he rocks back and forth in the chair.
Santa Claus: I respect Mr. Toast and I look forward to having a great match to entertain all of my fans around the world. And while I don't want to bribe Toast, I would like to say that if he calls the match down the middle, he'll stay on the Nice List straight up until Christmas.
But Antonio, you'd better watch out and you'd better not cry. You'd also better not pout, because I'm telling you why.
I'm coming to town! HO HO HO!
Fade to white snow.
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