Dirt Dawg- What do you mean this is it? There's nothing out here! Oh for the luv of...
Dirt Digger- Its your dang carmine dude.
Dirt Dawg- Its called German you idiot. It talks to you and gives you directions.
Digger- Ohhh is that what it was doing. He looks around seeing nothing but darkness. Cause bro I think what it was really doing was getting us LOST!!!!
And all you seem to wanna do is blame me? Blow it out your...
Just as Dawg is about to say something his jaw drops open. Turning Diggers eyes goes wide as he looks back at Dawg and starts stuttering...
Digger- What... Where.. When???
Dawg- I have no clue. It wasn't there. I swear.
The gates slowly start creeping open. Quickly Dawg and Digger get in their car. Dawg gets a text message on his phone. He shakes his head and glances around.
Dawg- Well according to this text we are supposed to go up the drive and the house is at its end.
Digger- Hold on. Do you really think this is worth it Dawg? To go in there. Dawg it wasn't even three ten minutes ago when we pulled up. An you really think I want to go in there?
Dawg- You can always walk back to the highway. By yourself. In the dark. On foot. I'll pick you up on my way back.
Digger- Oh he'll nooooo!!! I'm starting right here in the car.
Dawg- Suit yourself brother. I want this story.
Dirt Dawg climbs back into his chevy chevette and start up the drive. As the road crests the hill they see the old mansion in a valley surrounded by hills on all sides. They pull to a stop in front of the front steps. The door opens with a man holding the door. Little can be seen of him with the light behind him. Dawg gets it and Digger climbs out with his camera. They follow the figure dressed in black from her head to her toes. Without saying a word they are led to the parlor and upon entering she turns and closes the door behind her as she leaves. Digger begins setting up his camera as a set of double doors slide open and Kain slowly, gingerly walks into the room followed by Abel.
Kain- Ahhhh if it isn't the Dirt Brothers. Good to see you Dawg and diglet! He says with a sneer glaring at Digger. He walks over and sits in a chair half facing the fire as Abel walks over next to the fireplace looking into the flames.
Dawg- Thank you for taking the time for this quick interview. So let's get to it.. Kain how do you feel after losing to Fallen and
Kain Hold up a single finger on his hand.
Kain- No. Just stop Dawg before you go any further. Kain turns to face the camera a weird fire burning in his eyes. I got something to say... Fallen we are far from being done boy!!! Did you really think for one moment that just because you won one match it's over? No! Not even close Steven!!! Oh no see you were right about one thing when you talked with Mandy, it can only end one way. When I rid this planet of any and I mean ANY vermin that bears the name Angelous!!! Do you hear me Fallen? Do you hear me Legion? Before I'm through with you all.... Any and All traces of your clan will be wiped from this business. Your legacies will die with you Fallen!! This is not over! Far from it! This is just the beginning!!
Kain turns to look back into the fire smiling at something only he can see. Abel smiles slowly as he looks up into the camera.
Dawg- Well ummm ok. Now Abel I noticed you didn't have a match at last Havoc but you still made your presence felt. Now this week we see you have a match against the man who beat Legion last week. And what do you think about the fact he didn't address you but instead threw out a challenge to Stu-E???
Abel- You bet I did. He'll I would have taken a crack at Legion as well as Fallen but Kain said wait. All in good time. So then when I saw the announcement for this coming Havoc... I thought I finally am getting my first real solo match. And as a added bonus it's the man who beat Legion just this last week. So I got excited. If I can trash and beat Sean Parker... finally I get the chance to get in the ring and show not just the HWA roster but Everybody what I can do in that squared circle. And to my surprise and shock I see that Sean is more worried about a man he already beat? Hmmm. And not a word to our about me? Oh ok fine Mr. Parker. Go right ahead and you worry about Stu-e You may want to keep an eye peeled and pin the lookout for Dragon while your at it since he seems to want to help you fill your dance card. And go ahead and be like everybody else I've ever known. Overlook me, under estimate me, treat me like I don't exist. But Sean...dont be surprised..dont cry...and dont whine.. When you lose because your to worried about the new girlfriend.. or you are to focused on the Vetrans. Especially when this Havoc you are facing a truly unknown opponent. And no worries Sean after I'm standing above you with my hand raised in victory. See I was taught to look up n find n study my opponants in all aspects. But old recordings and tapes. To study my opponents from your first match to the last. If you choose to call that a match. Then I'm definitely going to blow you away. Only I'll remember you as my first real opponant and the first stepping block on my climb for gold. Maybe if your lucky enough they can give you a astrix by your name. You can make a great cliff note in the history of wrestling. Only man with back broken times in wrestling ring hahahahaha. But seriously And if anybody wants to try nand interfere... If either of the Dorksiders wanna get involved... well I can beat thier arses right next to yours. So go ahead Parker underestimate me.. Overlook me.. keep on being you. At Havoc... All bets are off!!! Underestimate me, over look me, dismiss me. But you do so at your own peril!!! Be seeing you real soon Sean Parker.. real soon!
The cloaked lady taps the Dirt Brothers on the shoulders as she turns they quickly gather thier gear and follow her out to Thier car. As the scene fades to black.
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