Spice is not your friend Matt
Posted by Dragon
on July 13, 2023, 9:10 am, in reply to "
Hot Ones!"
The scene opens with William walking into the Draconis family kitchen. As walks into the kitchen he opens the fridge and grabs a can of soda He shuts the fridge and opens the pantry next to the fridge and pulls out a couple of boxes of snack chips Dragon: So Matt I watched your Hot Ones Episode. So I saw you suffering from these hot sauces So I'm confused Matt you act like such a badass but these hot sauces took you out. Son I'm going to take you on a true adventure of spice and teach you that like your interview and the match at Havoc you have so much to learn. William walks out of the kitchen and heads out of the family estate. He climbs into his lifted General Lee. Dragon: Matt let's go to my favorite restaurant. Quacker Steak & Lube. Where we begin is a trip towards spice & also shows you how much you can act like you are going to do something that four other men could not do before you. William pulls up in front of the restaurant. William walks in and we can see the sign for the atomic wing challenge. William walks past as he heads to his seat. The waitress walks up to William's table. Waitress: Hello Mr. Draconis how are you today? Dragon: Hello. I would like to do the atomic wing challenge. Waitress: Mr. Draconis again you have already beaten it. You already got the T-shirt for winning and you already have the fastest time at 10 min & 32 seconds. What do you have to prove? Dragon: I know that I have beaten the challenge. But I want to do this challenge a bit differently. I want ten wings rather than six. I want them on a long plate so that the wings are in a line. I want to put dabs of these hot sauces on the wings to teach a wrestler a lesson from HWA. Waitress: So you want it to look like the Hot One's interview show? Alright, I will get that ready for you. Do you want to sign the waiver again? William shakes his head no. He also pulls the Hot Sauces from the interview and puts them on the table. Also grabs a paper from his pocket it has the Scovahl Units of each hot sauce. Waitress: OK Mr. Draconis here are your wings. Can I ask you a question about your Match against that hot Irish boy Matt Miller? Dragon: Well if you have time I'll let you ask me any questions like Sean. But remember Sean, Michelle, and that situation is a no-go understand. Waitress: You got a deal but there better be a good tip. William gives her a thumbs up and grabs the first wing and dabs a couple of drops of the first bottle of hot sauce "Hot One's Classic Hot Sauce" on the wing he cleans all the meat off the bone. Dragon: What can I say a match will be just like the other matches against this younger side of the roster Jeremy, Legion, and now Matt. I will continue to teach these guys how to do more in a match against us legends which will help Matt since he has that Paper View match against Maniac. William tosses The eaten bone from the first wing into a bowl next to the fresh wings. He grabs the next wing and the sauce. He dabs it onto the wing as the Waitress grabs the paper next to William. Waitress: So this Sauce is called Curry Verde Hot Sauce at 6,000 Scoville Units plus the 800,000 Scoville Unite from the wings. So William who do you want to face next if you continue the undefeated streak? William grabs the wing and cleans all the meat from the wing. He swallows it and looks to the ceiling trying to figure out that question. Dragon: Well to me Matt will not beat my streak because he will act like he has me beat so that he can get his hands on Maniac. I'd love to face Sean Parker but I believe Fallen is his most important fight. I would also like to face Hans since I was never at his level when I first wrestled in the HWA. William grabs and does the next wing and eats it like it's nothing. William grabs the next wing and the next hot sauce and begins to dab a couple of drops onto the wing. Waitress: The next sauce is called "Mako Snake Hot Sauce" It's a fruity Masala Reaper with a Scoville Unite of 71,000 plus the 800,000 Scoville Unites. So William do you believe that they will release the championships soon and do you believe you will be the heavyweight champion? William eats the wing and takes a drink of water next to him and begins to answer the question. Dragon:Yes I believe that this time I will be Heavy Weight Champion. I have no clue if or when they will release the champion belts. William grabs another sauce with the red and black label. He dabs a few shots on the eighth wing. He sniffs the wing and grins as he takes big bites from the wing. You can finally see some sweat from his brow. But William cleans the meat off the bone. Waitress: The next sauce is Da Bomb its Scoville Unit of 135,000 plus the 800,000 Scoville Units from the wing challenge. The next question is I hear that you changing the face of the company how is it going? Dragon: that transition has been a little slow sometimes I wonder if changing to face rather than being a tweener that I've been or heel. We will see in the future how it works out. Waitress: The last sauce is The Hot One's the last Dab with a Scoville unit of 1,200,000 Million plus the 800,000 Scoville Units. The last question is do you have anything to say to Matt or anyone else? Dragon:Matt I hope you have healed from your Hot Ones challenge. But our match will truly be a learning curve about true stamina and perseverance to find any way to win a match. This last dab and hot wing is a bit hot but tastes damn good. William finishes the wings gets up from the table leaves a big tip on the table as he walks to the door the scene fades to black.....
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