*The scene opens in the basement of Romano estate, against one of the walls there are four planks of wood, each with a picture attached. From the side Maniac steps into camera view, he doesn't say a word only smiles and waves. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small remote control, pushing play he drops the remote and as "Nobody gets out alive" begins to play Maniac begins dancing towards the planks.*
Life is a highway and it's mighty ####ing long (mighty ####ing long)
Full of twists and turns so you know shit's gon' go wrong (shit's gonna go wrong)
You can slip (slip), you can slide (slide)
You can run (run) but you can't hide (hide)
*Maniac stops at the first one which has a picture of Jeremy on it, once again reaching into his pocket Maniac pulls out a picture of Matt. Maniac takes the picture and faces it towards the picture of Jeremy and rubs them together while making kissing noises. After a moment of this Maniac stops and drops the picture of Matt, pointing his finger at the picture of Jeremy and laughs. Maniac stops laughing and walks off camera for a moment before returning with a crowbar, which he swings at the picture of Jeremy causing the picture to rip in half and crack the plank of wood. Maniac then drops the crowbar and dances over to the next plank.*
[Chorus]
Nobody gets out alive (nobody gets out alive)
Nobody gets out alive (no ####ing way)
[Verse 2]
Life is a highway with mountains mighty high (mountains mighty high)
When you get to the top it's deep down the other side (down the other side)
All of a sudden you're going too fast (fast)
The breaks don't work so that's your ass (your ass)
*The next plank Maniac stops at has a picture of Hans on it. Maniac just stares at it for a moment, shaking his head and chuckling at the the memory of the latest promo from Hans. Maniac reaches down with both hands and pulls up a small stack of poster boards with writing on it large enough for the camera to read without having to zoom in. The first one reads "You can't fool me Hans...." Maniac tosses it aside revealing the next one that reads "If it wasn't for Butch signing this match..." Maniac tosses it revealing yet another. "This match would NEVER happen because you know deep down..." Maniac tosses it aside. "That you can't keep up with me let alone stand any chance of beating me..." Maniac tosses the poster board. "Talk all you want, come Havoc this monster is putting YOU in the furnace Adolf. " Maniac tosses it, revealing one more. "Yeah I stole your shtick Sammy, bite me." Maniac shrugs and tosses the last poster board, then turns to the wood plank with the picture of Hans and simply kicks it over. Maniac places his foot over the picture of Hans and smiles at the camera as he count one, two, three with his fingers. After he's done Maniac dances on the the next one.*
[Chorus]
Nobody gets out alive (nobody gets out alive)
Nobody gets out alive (no ####ing way)
There's lots of roads that you can take (you can take)
It's all about the choice you make (####ing choices)
No matter how fast you wanna go
Don't look in the rearview 'cause you know
*The next wood plank Maniac comes to has a picture of a Red Dragon on it. Maniac turns to the camera and rolls his eyes as he shakes his head, he looks back at the picture of Red Dragon as he uses his hand to mimic Red Dragon talking as you see his mouth making the words blah blah blah without actually saying the words. Maniac then pulls out a marker from his pocket, taking off the lid he stands in front of the camera as he writes a message on the wood plank. After a few moments Maniac finishes, returning the cap on the marker and then tossing it aside as he moves and reveals his message which reads " Coward, like his father and his father's father and his father's father's father and so on and so forth. They didn't teach you honor Captain cosplay, they taught you how to be a bitch but no worries at least you're not letting the family down". Maniac stare at the picture a few moments longer before hawking a big loogie right on the picture, Maniac then turns and dances to the next picture.*
Life is a highway full of signs in which way to go (signs in which way to go)
Stop, go slow, one way, try to keep up with the flow (the flow)
When the ride is over (hey, oh)
You see the getting in (hey)
*The final picture is of himself. He stands there and looks at it for a moment before turning to the camera.*
Nobody gets out alive (nobody gets out alive)
Nobody gets out alive (nobody gets out alive)
Nobody gets out (nobody gets out alive)
Nobody gets out (nobody gets out alive)
Nobody gets out alive (no ####ing way)
Nobody gets out alive
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
*Maniac suddenly pulls a dagger from his back pocket and stabs it right through the picture of himself.*
Nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody
Nobody gets out
Nobody gets out alive (nobody gets out alive)
Nobody gets out (nobody gets out)
Nobody gets out alive
*Maniac looks into the camera as the song finishes and smiles. He shrugs his shoulders and then throws his head back laughing hysterically as the scene fades to black. *
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