Wolfy is sitting in a spa bed from the Spa Tobias Clarke loves to visit. Wolfy has his pet bearded dragon on his shoulder named Cannon, and Wolfy is looking at the camera with a grin on his face.
(Wolfy): Nice Spa Toby boy! I managed to find the place! Before I start I should probably apologize to you, as the spa won't be doing anymore seaweed wrap services for a little while. my sea turtles were a little hungry. Also that towel the spa has specially for you that really nice one well my wolf might have marked his territory on it a little bit.
Suddenly there is the sound of a wolf barking in the background, and Wolfy looks at something out of the range of the camera.
(Wolfy): I know I did too! That's beside the point!
Wolfy then looks back at the camera and clears his throat.
(Wolfy): Well anyway. I just wanted to respond to your response. As you can see I don't need a notepad to remember my promo but I know you're a little slow so I won't give you too much crap for that. Well anyway first off I'll address your comments about my nickname Wolfy. My real name is Christopher Hoff, However yes my nickname is Wolfy that is a nickname I received from friends and loved ones from working with animals all my life. You know about friends and loved ones right? The things you might have one day if you stopped being such a snob? However I'll be the nice and give you your own very nickname! I came up with the nickname Lazy Butt Goblin! I hope you like it!
Wolfy Starts petting his Bearded Dragon
(Wolfy): As for your match that proved nothing about you not being a coward. Let's be honest the only reason you stepped into that ring was because you knew eventually they'd fire you if you didn't make your debut. So again you took the cowardly way out and cheated low blowing your opponent, yet again proving you have no balls.
a wolf in the background barks again and Wolfy looks at something off the camera.
(Wolfy): Yes buddy he was nutered. His parents probably took one look at him and said we can't have that reproducing.
Wolfy looks back at the camera
(Wolfy): As for you calling inept. I'm so proud of you for using such a difficult word. Someone has been using that dictionary I sent him! However yes my animals got loose and I still take responsibility as I won't throw anyone under the bus. However having animals for 14 years and only getting lose once I say that's pretty good. However that does not excuse you for threatening them. I know you're a little slow with your notepad and all and didn't understand me when I explained myself so let me make it simple.
The Camera zooms in a little closer to Wolfy
(Wolfy): I'm not sorry for smacking you around. I smacked you around for bullying not being mad about my animals. However for threatening my animals I wanna smack you around again, and as for the animal within me I'm not gonna explain that but I'm willing to show you if your willing to get your balls reattached.
Wolfy gets up to leave and a wolf in the background barks.
(Wolfy): No you can't sniff Lazy Butt Goblin!
The wolf barks again
(Wolfy): I know he smells like butt! However it's still rude!
Screen Fades to black.
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