Animal documentary about the Lazy Butt Goblin and Skinky Skank
Posted by Wolfy
on March 5, 2024, 11:46 am
Open Scene. We see Tobias Clarke from a while back during one of his promos looking at his notepad. We then hear an animal documentary narrator's voice with an Australian accent. (Narrator): This is a Lazy Butt Goblin. A newly discovered creature native to Canada. However hated by most Canadians because The Lazy Butt Goblin only cares about itself and will never say sorry. We however see its notepad here and the reason for its notepad is because of a really small brain. Scientists recently discovered the Lazy Butt Goblin actually has the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of any vertebrate. Actually beating what scientist thought had the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio the Bony-Eared Assfish. One a** beats another a** for that position. We now see Erica Martinez during her last promo. (Narrator): The next creature is another newly discovered species called the Skinky Skank.The Skinky Skank is always looking for a fight however if something was actually to fight back the Skinky Skank would become the prey. The Skinky Skank scientist discovered did that recently and had to switch sports she went from wrestling to having wheel chair races. The screen now shows old footage of Erica Martinez wrestling while playing this song for background music.
?si=aGD0Ez2R1N_CsUkG An image then comes across the screen signaling a commercial break. We now see Wolfy in the jungle wearing a khaki shirt and khaki shorts and a long brim fedora with a smile on his face. (Wolfy): Hey there buds! Havoc is approaching fast! Make sure you get you tickets for the expedition HWA’s first Kids Zone Adventure! Make sure to get them fast as tickets are running out! We'll be going on an expedition for the newly discovered creature the Lazy Butt Goblin! Remember it's for a good cause all profits go to animal charities! What makes the tickets really worth it is you'll be able to see me wrestling the Lazy Butt Goblin that very night as you seen me wrestle other critters! I even have been talking to Jesse "The Reaper" Draconis in the hopes to make sure the match actually takes place and the Lazy Butt Goblin doesn't run urinating itself! Wolfy smells the air as if he's smelling something that has a very strong smell. (Wolfy): I smell butt and urine the Lazy Butt Goblin must be close! Scene fades to black.
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