Response to Skinky Skank and Hans
Posted by Wolfy
on March 7, 2024, 11:11 am, in reply to "
A Few Words"
Open Scene. We see Wolfy back at The Hoff Wildlife Center in his favorite area the reptile area. Wolfy is holding a large Burmese Python. (Wolfy): Hey there buds! just responding to Skinky Skanks lovely rant. You got something wrong Skinky Skank. You and Lazy Butt Goblin both think what I do is hypocritical. Despite everyone else understanding what I'm doing besides you two. Do you use a notepad for your promos too?... Anyway there's bullying, picking on someone weaker for no good reason. Then there is someone snapping finally taking their gloves off. Lazy Butt Goblin did mention something correct about me so I never corrected him for that. When he called me a redneck and that's because I was raised by a family of country bumpkins. I'm a wildlife caretaker and was raised by rednecks. Those animals are my life, and you threatened them. I don't go after someone because I didn't get my way like you and Lazy Butt Goblin do. However when you threaten my loved ones, my lively hood the gloves come off. As for me disrespecting women. I'm not even sure where you see that. As 99% of the women I communicate with I get along with great. Maybe because I called you a skank? Well you should really get over yourself because id call any man a skank for inappropriately flashing someone they don't know. Especially without any consent like you did. That's not an insult of a gender that's an insult of behavior. As for me with disabled people that's really funny as the reason I even learned how to fight was because of defending a disabled brother of mine, You can even see that on the talent page on the HWA website, and every single joke I made about you with that despite the gloves being off and you only having a temporary injury most likely caused by your mouth. Was run by him first. As for mi Maestro? Doesn't that mean a teacher in Spanish? If it does he's a really bad teacher if he does all your work for you. My teachers that taught me Wildlife don't still come in and help me with my animals. I can get you a notepad like Lazy Butt Goblin has if you keep forgetting your lessons? I have a perfect notebook just for you! Wolfy pulls out a notebook from out of the camera's view and shows it to the camera. (Wolfy): As for Hans I love you man I don't have beef with you but like when Lazy Butt Goblin raised that point I told him I didn't scare anyone. Heck I didn't even show up without calling first to get permission. What kind of dingess shows up at a spa without making an appointment? They were excited to see me and my animals as they have heard of The Hoff Wildlife Center and even from HWA. The owner of the spa was even excited thinking it was a fun way to pay her workers back for their hard work. I wouldn't even show up if they were nervous. What you saw was a setup to create a bit to just ruffle Lazy Butt Goblins feathers. There's a reason you didn't see it showing up on the news. There wasn't any news to report, besides some spa workers and even the spa owner had some fun with an animal demonstration, and I used that moment to create a goofy bit. Come on Hans if you saw my other promos you would know I have a love for creating joking bits as I realized you don't have to be serious to trigger a cry baby. As for the destroyed property again was something warned to them before hand. This isn't my first rodeo with animal demonstrations. They use the bathroom a lot even sometimes on people. They'll even try to eat things they're not supposed to. So I always warn that beforehand. When the turtles ate the seaweed even tho that being the workers idea I paid them for it as well just like I told Lazy Butt Goblin. As for the towel it's not my fault they found it so hilarious it being Lazy Butt Goblins towel as Lazy Butt Goblin is more rude to them and nasty to them than I ever was they down right refused payment for the property even tho I offered any payment type out there including cash. As for holding restraint you knew very well when you got me signed as I was open to you. I warned you those animals are my life and I was raised by rednecks. So when someone threatens my animals the gloves are coming off. I don't care if it's Lazy Butt Goblin, I don't care if it's Skinky Skank, I don't care if it's a dictator of an entire country and army. You threaten my critters the gloves will come off and I will give you the finger like Stone Cold Steve Austin. The scene fades to black.
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