We See Wolfy in some woods hanging out next to a Porcupine.
(Wolfy): Hey there buds! I have to make a response and make a promise today. I saw what happened with the Draconis Family referring to me. I have to say as long as I can keep defending my animal friends from people who threaten them or go after them, I would absolutely love an opportunity to join the S.O.A. I would not let you down. I work like crazy, I can handle myself in a fight, and as long as you don't go after my animals or bully the innocent smaller than you I will always remain loyal to my friends. I would definitely love to work with y'all buds when it comes to this Lazy Butt Goblin. Which brings up my promise. At Blood Sweat And Tears I promise you Jesse I will give you 150% when it comes to Lazy Butt Goblin. I know that's the only way we can get him to actually stay in that ring. I will keep an eye on him making sure he doesn't run urinating himself while saying "It rubs the urine on the skin" like a Squirrel Monkey. I will even make sure to try to warn you if Lazy Butt Goblin is gonna do anymore cheap shots, and if I can stop it I will definitely try. I know a lot about his cheap shots like at last Havoc where he used the tranquilizer gun shooting a dart at me. Makes me wonder if he's related to my porcupine friend here getting darts in my skin like that.
Wolfy starts feeding the porcupine some berries
(Wolfy): Did you know Porcupines quills contain tiny air pockets which help porcupines to float easily while swimming? I think Lazy Butt Goblin has something similar. I think he's got a lot of air in his head. He's an airhead. Anyway here's another point on why I won't let you down I study my opponents. Zoology teaches that to you very well. I know Lazy Butt Goblin will run, cheat and anything he can to stay away from a fight. I have your back Jesse. However before I go I have to ask. With how obsessed Lazy Butt Goblin is obsessed with himself do all y'all buds think Lazy Butt Goblin does this on a regular basis?
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