Challenge to the Lazy Butt Goblin.
Posted by Wolfy
on April 14, 2024, 10:36 pm
Scene opens. Wolfy is standing there with a python on his shoulder at the Hoff Wildlife Center. (Wolfy): Hey there buds! I got my python back! He got some extra treats for being away from his home so he's doing a lot better now! Also thank you to the very awesome people Stu-E and his daughter Laney for watching my Chimp for me! I couldn't have gotten my snake back without y'all! Well there's some things I'd like to address when it comes to the Lazy Butt Goblin. Isn't it crazy how the scientist were right buds? The Lazy Butt Goblin proves himself to be related to the teenage girl trying to get himself out of the match before it even started, faking an injury to keep his nails from getting broke! Honestly I'm kinda surprised he didn't use the female problems excuse. Wolfy raises his one eye brow as he says his next sentence (Wolfy): It's kind of insane even the Skinky Skank is more of a man than the Lazy Butt Goblin. This song then plays for some time to mock Tobias Clarke.
?si=gUMn3MGk1WEVdIEu (Wolfy): However that's not all that the Lazy Butt Goblin did at Blood Sweat and Tears. The Lazy Butt Goblin then did something that crossed the line to far. The Lazy Butt Goblin messed with my animals. The Lazy Butt Goblin played the cowardly game of not fighting me like a man but went and called the police in the attempt of taking my python from me. proving to the scientist that the Lazy Butt Goblin is not just related to a teenage mean girl, But instead being related to the cowardly teenage b*tch. This clip then plays infront of the screen.
?si=6k4DXcA_acvhL8hb When it cuts back to Wolfy there is a sound of a dog whimpering in the background. (Wolfy): You're right I'm sorry it is offensive to relate the Lazy Butt Goblin to a female dog. The Lazy Butt Goblin is just a.. This image then pops up cutting off Wolfy We then cut back to Wolfy. Wolfy has a look on his face of shock of what he just said. (Wolfy): Sorry about that buds. The words I just used would have not been passed by the FCC. It would be easier to convince a crocodile to become vegan than getting the FCC to allow me to use those words... Did you know a crocodile eats 2 to 5 pounds of meat a day? Anyway moving on, back to you Lazy Butt Goblin! Wanna mess with my animals? Then let's get close to some animals, because I challenge you to a zoo match! I have been in your world of wrestling, and since you wanna mess with my animals I think it's time you step into my world of the zoo. The matches rules are pretty simple. It's extreme rules weapons are allowed. There are boxes around the ring and you must get to these boxes to open them, because inside one of these boxes is a key to a cage that will be on the ramp you must throw your opponent into and lock them inside in order to win. However be careful only one box has a key. The rest have things that bite. Crocs, Snakes, rats, and more. This clip then plays.
?si=GGw0550tAAN9OGlp (Wolfy): Once you throw your opponent into the cage making you the winner. A room on the back of the cage that will be hidden from everyone keeping what's inside a secret. The rooms door will then open releasing an animal inside the cage with the loser. This is where the loser will then become prey. I hope you accept this challenge Lazy Butt Goblin. I will be waiting eagerly for your response. The screen then fades to black. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Off camera) Wolfy is sleeping in bed inside his bedroom at the Hoff Wildlife Center, Wolfy is rolling around as if he's having a nightmare. Inside Wolfys nightmare Wolfy is a kid and is tied to a chair. Wolfy is covered in animals blood and all around him is the corpses of hundreds of animals, and Wolfy is in complete tears crying. (Wolfy): Please stop this! This hurts so bad! Stop! Wolfy wakes up and shoots out of his bed extremely fast sweating and tears coming down his face. (Wolfy): Damn not these dreams again... Wolfy then grabs the TV remote from the table from beside his bed and turns on the TV hanging on his wall, turning on Blood Sweat and Tears to see what he missed as he has yet to watch the ppv. Wolfy then sees Professor Hoff on the television. Wolfy then immediately gives a face of fear and heart break. (Wolfy): Wait! No! This can't be him! Gosh damn it no! Wolfy then starts to cry and throws his remote at the television breaking the TV. Then falls to the bed having a panic attack. (Wolfy): After everything he still follows why?! Gosh damn why?! Scene ends.
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