We see The Shark standing outside The Hoff Wildlife Center. The Shark is using a voice changer so no one recognizes his voice.
(The Shark): What's up Guppies?! Welcome to The Shark podcast! It's going to be Fin-tastic episode today as I got word that Wolfy is working here today and we might be able to get an interview with him!... If we track him down. So let's go!
The Shark walks around the Hoff Wildlife Center for a bit and sees the aquarium and runs into it. The Shark then looks around and makes this exact scream out of excitement.
?si=mFoOswVRRUu7hu9X
(The Shark): They have sharks! Thank jawses!
The Shark runs up to a giant aquarium with Sand Tiger Sharks inside. While The Shark stares at the Sand Tiger Sharks he talks to the audience of his podcast.
(The Shark): Did you guppies know that the Sand Tiger Sharks have been known to get to 10.5 feet long?!
We then hear a familiar voice behind The Shark
(Wolfy): Did you also know they have been known to reach the weight of 360 pounds?
The Shark then looks behind him looking at Wolfy
(The Shark): I De-fin-itely knew that! Did you also know the Sand Tiger Shark.... Wait are you Wolfy?
(Wolfy): Sure am bud! You must be The Shark that I seen at Blood Sweat and Tears. Anything I can help you with? I can show you where the rest of the sharks are?
(The Shark): That would be fin-tastic, but I actually came to interview you for my podcast! I hope I could bother you for that?
(Wolfy): No bother at all! Let's head to my office we can do it there.
The Shark and Wolfy goes to Wolfys office and sets up a fast set for the interview. They are both sitting across from each other at Wolfys desk. Then starts the interview.
(The Shark): We saw you made a challenge to Tobias Clarke challenging him to a Zoo match. If I remember correctly that would be the first ever Zoo match in the HWA! So I have to ask will there be sharks in one of those boxes?
(Wolfy): Haha! Who knows? That's the beauty of the match! Nobody knows what's in those boxes. Not even me. I won't set them up.
(The Shark): Holy Jawses! There's only conspiracy theories on what could be in those boxes!
This audio clip then plays
?si=KcNLSFNQ5s0fSefE
(The Shark): Anyway what do you think about Tobias Clarke declining your challenge?
(Wolfy): I think the Lazy Butt Goblin is a coward. The Lazy Butt Goblins excuse was pretty much it's like a gladiator match basically meaning the Lazy Butt Goblin is so scared of it that the Lazy Butt Goblin is already taking a urine bath like a squirrel monkey just thinking about it. The Lazy Butt Goblin talks a lot of smack about my world of the zoo and yet refuses to enter it. Well that would normally be fine but the Lazy Butt Goblin crossed the line attempting to take my animal from me. I will do everything till the Lazy Butt Goblin agrees to the match. Including this.
Wolfy then throws a championship belt onto the desk in front of The Shark. That he got from behind his desk.
(The Shark): Jawses is that... Is that Tobias Clarkes Perfection Belt?! Why did you steal that?!
(Wolfy): The Lazy Butt Goblin crossed the line. The Lazy Butt Goblin tried taking away what is the most important thing to me my animals. So I'm taking from the Lazy Butt Goblin like the Lazy Butt Goblin did to me. I'm happy to give it back the moment the Lazy Butt Goblin enters the zoo. That's if the Lazy Butt Goblin changes it's mind and agrees to the match. However I have my doubts the Lazy Butt Goblin will. The Lazy Butt Goblin is a coward. I'll end up having to do more for him to agree.
(The Shark): What if he does what he did at Blood Sweat and Tears and calls the police on you? They'll surely give it back to him.
Wolfy then grabs a hammer from behind his desk and puts it next to the title. While Wolfy gives a small grin.
(Wolfy): I have cameras everywhere here. It's a zoo and a business. I'll see them coming. They can't unsmash the belt.
This clip then plays.
?si=3Fc7gy68_wlUyQ1i
(The Shark): You really are making things go anarchy... Wait how did you even get this belt?!
(Wolfy): There is a lot the HWA universe doesn't know about me. Before fighting in the HWA I fought in basement fight nights. You meet a lot of people in those things that will do anything for someone they respect or owe favors to or someone willing to pay the right amount of money.
(The Shark): What were you doing fighting at basement fight nights?
(Wolfy): Like I said the HWA universe doesn't know a lot about me.
Wolfys eyes suddenly change into ones of a snake. Then suddenly the screen turns into static. We then see Professor Hoff in a dark room with a bunch of chemistry flasks on a bunch of desks and lasers also on the desks. It is very clear that Professor Hoff has hacked into the broadcast of the podcast.
(Prof. Hoff): Greetings. I'm sure all you simple minded people are surprised to see me here. I know a lot of you are curious on why I'm here at HWA at all. It's simple. I'm coming for all of you. None of you are exempt. I will have you all as my guinea pigs.... You will all be my subjects.... No exceptions, Neither was my nephew Wolfy nor is he still... He too was a subject as a child. I was very curious about possessions when Wolfy was a child. I wondered if I was able to possess a man of spirits with science and I accomplished it! Wolfy was only possessed by hundreds of animal spirits because of me. However I suppose possession is like a disease it spreads it grows. He's now possessed by millions, it's to the point he can even speak with animals, it's extraordinary! I thought Wolfy would love this he got closer to what he loved most, but no he cries like a baby. In order for me to possess him with animals just some of the things I had to do was I had to torture him break him. Destroy his spirit. Destroy who he was even as a person. Then killed the animals in front of him showering him in their blood so now he cries like a baby about it... Get over it Wolfy. However Wolfy isn't enough you all will become my subjects. However you'll all will be pleased I no longer am interested in the science of the paranormal no... I now study in the science of torture, and you all will become my subjects...
The scene goes black.
Message Thread
« Back to index