We see The Shark in a fancy podcast room sitting at a desk and right behind him is a Bamboo Shark aquarium. The Shark begins to talk with his voice changer to hide his identity.
(The Shark): How do you do Guppies?! Welcome to The Shark Podcast! Today is going to be a fin-tastic show! Before we start I should make mention of last episode of The Shark Podcast as last week we were hacked while live, by a man named Professor Hoff. Us at The Shark Podcast must make it clear what happened last episode was not us. We do not condone torture nor experiments on people without permission. Matter of fact if you ain't a professional don't do experiments on people okay? As for you Professor Hoff. I don't know who you are. Matter of fact I don't care. However you're on Fin-ice guppy. If you have any problem with me at all you can de-fin-itely face me, face to face. I have no problem taking a bite out of you guppy. I suggest to you that you get out of the water. With that out of the way we have a lot to talk about today from a demon possessing Erica Martinez, to trying to find out about Jesse Draconis condition after his match with Tobias Clarke. We do have a guest here on video call with us that has been connected with all those people, from The Hoff Wildlife Center Wolfy.
The camera zooms out a bit and we then see there is a TV screen beside The Sharks desk. On the TV is Wolfy sitting at his desk with his Bearded Dragon Cannon on his shoulder and Tobias Clarkes Perfection Belt on his other shoulder.
(Wolfy): Hey there buds! Thank you for having me on again Sharky!
(The Shark): It's no problem it's Fin-tastic to have you on! I know last episode of The Shark Podcast we heard a lot of your opinion on Tobias Clarke. However I want to hear more about other things as well. I'm aware you joined the SOA, and after that dislocation injury that Jesse Draconis got during that match with Tobias Clarke have you been able to see him?
(Wolfy): Not really bud. I saw him right after the show, however after that I got really busy with Zoo work, new elephant birth at the Hoff Wildlife Center, and of course I had to go shopping for this.
Wolfy then Points at the Perfection Belt.
(Wolfy): However I will say I'm very proud of what Jesse did in that match. He fought like a croc and I'm proud of him. However I do believe he will be back soon. He is a tough kid. I bet he's like an axolotl you take off his hole arm it'll regenerate I bet.
(The Shark): I hope you're right. Another thing I wanted to ask was about Erica Martinez. I'm aware you two have had a past with arguments, even you calling her the Skinky Skank. We seen at Blood Sweat and Tears she is now possessed by the demon named Dreammaster. What is your opinion on that?
(Wolfy): Even with all the skankyness of the Skinky Skank I'm even surprised that the Skink Skank got into bed with a demon. However I believe the Skinky Skank should be careful. Yes I know I've got my spirits around basically revealed by Prof. Hoff but none of mine belong in the pits of hell. They're animals. The Skinky Skank is going to have a rude awakening one day the Skinky Skank is dealing with a dirty demon that belongs in hell. The moment the Skinky Skank is useless to the demon the Skinky Skank will be thrown away like garbage. However my advice to Michelle Learner when it comes to facing the Skinky Skank I think this will be the easiest way of beating Skinky Skank.
Wolfy then plays this clip on his side of the video call.
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The Shark then tries to keep himself from laughing as he asks his final question.
(The Shark): Final question speaking of Havoc how do you feel about your match with Stu-E?
Wolfy then plays this clip on his end.
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(Wolfy): Haha! looking forward to it. I don't have any problems with Stu-E so I hope we're able to shake hands before and after the fight. It's going to be nice to be able to learn from him and actually go into a match with someone that won't cheat his way out or run away urinating on himself like Lazy Butt Goblin. I really hope we can put on a entertaining match for the HWA univer-
The screen that Wolfy was on immediately turns into static and suddenly words come onto the screen. It says Hoff. The Shark just has a furious look on his face and his voice says the same.
(The Shark): Are you sharking me?! Again?! Look Prof. Hoff I'm really tired of you hacking into my podcas-
Before The Shark could finish his word the room began filling up with a green smoke as The Shark begins to cough violently. The Shark then runs for the exit to only realize the door was locked. The Shark begins desperately trying to open it even kicking the door and yelling.
(The Shark): Jawses open the door! *cough* Jawses help me! *cough* I need hel- *cough*
The Shark then collapses to the floor. The Shark lays there for about ten seconds when suddenly walking into frame was Professor Hoff wearing a gas mask, while staring at The Shark.
(Prof. Hoff): You will be.... my subject..
Scene Fades to black.
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