Vanessa is in New York at Han’s home when the phone rings….

(Vanessa): Hello?

Vanessa quickly yanks the phone back from her ear as she hears screaming on the other end.

(Vanessa): Jason? What in the world is wrong with you?

(Jason): I saw Han’s interview on the website last night, what did you tell him…what did you tell Heinrich?

(Vanessa): Jason for goodness sakes, is that what you’re going on about?

(Jason): Well yeah…my private life is..well….it’s private. People don’t need to know my business.

(Vanessa): Jason the whole world, and I do mean “the whole world” knows your business.

(Jason): I don’t know what you’re talking about.

(Vanessa): Jason, everybody knows you’re gay. So what? Why are you the only person that seems to have a problem with it?

(Jason): ……………………………………………..

(Vanessa): Honey, its 2010 not 10B.C. You should be proud of who you are. Hell, half the guys I know get a kick out of another guy checking them out. Some macho thing about flaunting something people can’t have or something like that, at least that’s what I’ve been told.

(Jason): Yeah but just because I’m……

(Vanessa): You can at least say it!

(Jason): Will you let me finish woman? Geesh! I was going to say…just because I’m “gay” doesn’t mean I like every guy I see, and that’s exactly the way straight boys think. They see a gay guy and automatically think he wants him. I’m sitting in front of a ring every week watching guys sweat and touch each other in underwear, I don’t need people pointing fingers at me.

(Vanessa): Well that’s their own insecurity Jason, that has nothing to do with you.

(Jason): That’s easy for you to say, you’re not gay.

(Vanessa): Well there was this one time in college that…

(Jason): You’re shitting me!!! You went carpet munching?

(Vanessa): No! Ewww… No I didn’t go “carpet munching” I was pledging my fraternity and we all got pretty smashed and this girl kissed me.

(Jason): And then what?

(Vanessa): I kissed her back, that was it. It was all of 2 seconds really. Anyway don’t worry about it. No one is going to go acting weird around you or giving you dirty looks, like I said, the whole world already knows.

(Jason): How do they know?

(Vanessa): Oh come on Jason, you’ve got an open mic on live television and every time a hair on Lucas’ head falls around his ear your commenting on him. Or Buff’s butt, or Logan’s smile, or Senester’s eyes, or Talon’s arms or any number of things.

(Jason): I was just adding some color commentary.

(Vanessa): It was colorful aright….every color on that rainbow flag.

(Jason): Hey, I’m not a little fairy. You’re not going to find me out marching, or flag waiving or singing that YMCA song or some dumb shit like that.

(Vanessa): Oh who cares, just be yourself. This is so exciting, I’ve been waiting for you to come out forever!

(Jason): Come out?

(Vanessa): You know what I mean. You’re one of my best friends, we should be able to talk about everything.

(Jason): Yeah I guess.

(Vanessa): Oh shoot…hold on…the other line is beeping.

(Jason): Ok!

Vanessa presses the button and switches over.

(Vanessa): Hello?

(????????): Hey Vanessa, is Hans around?

(Vanessa): Oh Hey Talon. No he’s not in. He went to the gym with Heinrich.

(Talon): No? Damn ok well tell him I need to speak with him please.

(Vanessa): I sure will, he’ll be back in just a bit…I’ll let him know,

(Talon): Thanks V.

(Vanessa): No problem and you take care ok?

(Talon): You too... Bye.

(Vanessa): Bye.

Vanessa pushes back over to Jason.

(Vanessa): I’m back… that was Talon on the other line.

(Jason): Talon?

(Vanessa): Yeah, he wanted to talk to Hans. Kinda odd…I don’t ever recall him calling before.

(Jason): What do you think he wants?

(Vanessa): I don’t know. I could hear the sorrow in his voice though. This whole situation sucks Jason. They knew Talon was sent home and played it off like he was skipping out on the fans. Senester is such a ####ing dick.

(Jason): Did you just say the “F” word?

(Vanessa): Well I’m at home, you know I don’t like to curse on tv, one of us has to set a good example ya know.

(Jason): Yeah, yeah! But anyway…call me later and give me the scoop on Talon.

(Vanessa): Okie-dokie talk to ya later, ciao!

(Jason): Ciao babe!