TALON: DUDE...Gona help or what
EDDIE: have you tried reading this crap, it's like watching the game of soccer...Boring as sh!t bro
(RONNIE LOOKS AT EDDIE AND SHAKES HIS HEAD)
RONNIE: (WITH A STERN TONE IN HIS VOICE) Ed, the quicker we do this the faster we leave and can
start packing for Canada
EDDIE: Alright dad...
(RONNIE WALKS AWAY)
TALON: He got a point man, I hate this as much as anyone here, but she is my sister...
EDDIE: Yeah yeah...look I'm here, are we almost done?
TALON: Yes, we as in Myself, Ron and Kaleb
EDDIE: Hey you brought the kid?
TALON: yeah, all the hands we can use, there are still more boxes in the truck downstairs.
and we have to organize these boxes in the rooms, see their labeled by rooms and my sister put numbers on the rooms to where sh!t goes
EDDIE: Get the hell out of here, I'm bringing the boxes up and dropping them right here, how come Logan doesn't get to do this shit,
TALON: Well Logan was gonna do it alone with my sister, but look at all this and I know we wouldn't all be able to work on this so I told him to handle what ever he needs to handle and we will take care of it..
EDDIE: Bullsh!t....
(EDDIE GOES DOWN STAIRS AFTER ABOUT THREE MINUTES COMES UP WITH A BOX)
TALON: thank you...
EDDIE: What ever...(EDDIE DROPS THE BOX IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM AS A LOUD CRASH IS HEARD)
TALON: F@ck, what was that..
EDDIE: I don't know...there wasn't any fragile notes on the box...
TALON: Goddamit...it's right here
EDDIE: Be carefull,?
(TALON LOOKS AT ED)
TALON: Dude, come on...
EDDIE: What do you want from me, "Be Carefull", That's not a note, FRAGILE is a note..
TALON: Open it man, let's see what got destroyed
(EDDIE SMIRKS AND RIPS THE BOX OPEN AS TALON HANDS HIM A BOX CUTTER)
EDDIE: Don't need it..
TALON:: Godd@mmit...Dishes...those were the dishes my mom gave Alley, Godd@mmit Ed
EDDIE: Who doesn't wrap dishes in bubble wrap or news paper, I bet Logan wrapped these
(RONNIE WALKS IN)
RON: this doesn't have a number, where should it go?
TALON: Right there, anything that isn't preapred for us goes in the middle of the living room...(TURNS ATTENTION TO ED)..dude, these were important man
EDDIE: Look man, I'm doing this for you not no one else, you don't want me here I can leave bro
TALON: No, we need your help to finish this quicker, but just take it easy ...F@Ck gonna have to tell her I dropped these accidentally..
RON: What happened?
EDDIE: I dropped the precious China
(RON SHAKES HIS HEAD AND GOES TO THE BACK AS TALON GOES DOWN FOR ANOTHER BOX)
KALEB: Hey EDDIE, where do I put this?, It says personal
(EDDIE"S FACE LIGHTS UP AS HE GOES FOR THE BOX)
EDDIE: Let ME help you...Go get the rest of the stuff
(EDDIE OPENS THE BOX AND THERE'S SOME FLASH DRIVES, PICTURE ALBUMS, A FEW SOCCER TROPHIES, A DIARY AND A SILK RED BAG TIED WITH A KNOT. EDDIE REACHES IN FOR THE BAG AS HE FEELS IT IT FEELS LIKE RUBBER PHALIC OBJECT, AND SOME RUBBER BALLS, A BOTTLE OF SOMETHING... EDDIE HEARS SOMEONE COMING AND WALKS TO THE OTHER SIDE OF APARTMENT WITH THE BOX AND PUTS IT IN A ROOM.TALON WALKS IN WITH A FEW BAGS)
TALON: Put these over there bro..
EDDIE: (EDDIE GRABS THEM AND LOOKS INSIDE)...CD'S and MOVIES....let's see, the bag says Logan so let's see what this jerk is up too...(EDDIE GRABS A CD)....Liza Minelli..For real,
TALON: Come on man
Not the least interested to see who is moving in with your sis..
(TALON GETS ON A KNEE AND GOES THROUGH THE BAG)G
TALON: He also has Celine Dion, Chumbawumba, a mix CD
EDDIE: Really, let's play it
TALON: On what nothing is hooked up
EDDIE: (RUNS TO THE BACK AND RUNS OUT WITH A SMALL RADIO WITH CD PLAYER)...I mean ain't it weird enough he has CD's, who listens to CD's anymore
(PLUGS IN RADIO AND PUST CD IN)....(LOGANS VOICE COMES ON)
LOGAN'S VOICE: Hey Alley, This is from me to you, just wanted" to show you how I feel Ehhh......("TIME OF MY LIFE" PLAYS BY BILL MEDLEY AND JENNIFER WARNES COMES ON AS EDDIE AND TALON BREAK OUT IN LAUGHTER)...
EDDIE: The sap, dedicated probably the most dedicated song in the planet to your sis,
(TALON PULLS OUT DIRTY DANCING FROM LOGANS BAG) ...makes sense he has the movie
(RON WALKS IN, AFTER WATCHING FOR ABOUT TWO MINUTES HE WALKS OVER AND RIPS THE CORD OUT THE SOCKET)
RON: Seriously guys..I'm gonna leave..let's finish..
EDDIE:What's wrong with GROUCHO
TALON: I don't know, but he's right let's finish
(KALEN BRINGS IN A HUGE SOCCER TROPHY, EDDIE WALKS OVER TO HELP)
EDDIE: OK PUT IT DOWN I GOT IT!
(KALEN LET'S IT GO BUT EDDIE WASN"T NO WHERE NEAR IT AS IF FALLS IT BREAKS AND FALLS OVER BREAKING A WINDOW)
TALON: F@CK DUDE!!!
KALEN: You said you had it!
(EDDIE STAYS LAUGHING)
EDDIE: I KNOW!...can't say I broke it...
TALON: Dude there is a couch Ron needs help with, let's go
(THEY LEAVES IN IN ABOUT FIVE MINUTES COME UP WITH THE COUCH)
EDDIE: OK, how we gonna get this in?
RON: First PIVOT..
TALON: OK
RON: PIVOT..PIVOT...
TALON: I'm PIVOTING..
EDDIE: Wait my dam hand is caught..
(EDDIE PULLS HAND FROM BETWEEN DOOR AND SOFA)
EDDIE: F@ck this...sorry fellas, sorry Talon...but really screw your sis, and F@ck Logan, I'm gonna go grab some lunch, who is in?
KALEB: I am kinda hungry
RON: Yeah, I mean I can do for something now.
EDDIE: Look let's go, when we come up we put the sofa in
TALON: We just gonna leave it here in the hallway?
(EDDIE SHURGS HIS SHOULDERS AND LEAVES, RON LOOKS AT TALON AND SHAKES HIS HEAD AND LEAVES WITH ED)
KALEN: Mind if I go
TALON: Hell with it, we all go
(TO BE CONTINUED)
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