(Logan): Eddie, Eddie, Eddie... You really are an embarrassment. You tried so hard tae make me look like a complete fud but managed tae achieve the opposite.
Logan strokes his chin for a moment as a smirk is seen on his face.
(Logan): Now if ye had planted all those wee embarrassing bits and pieces about ma apartment then ye might have fooled some people. But no. You had tae ingeniously bring boxes of MY stuff tae MY apartment.
Logan shakes his head again trying to hold back the laughter.
(Logan): I mean, Ally is moving into MY fully furnished apartment. So why the f*ck would there be boxes of MY possessions? .... Think about it! And the sofa?! Did it f*cking look like I needed another sofa?!
Logans bemusement soon turns to irritation.
(Logan): Dae ye really think that the people yer trying tae fool are that stupid!?... Dinnae answer that actually. I mean I shouldnae be surprised that ye’d pull something like this but I’d expect better fae Talon.... F*ck sake I’d almost be annoyed if yer feeble attempt at embarrassing me hadn’t been so shite.
Ye had my whole apartment, ye had all of Allys possessions, and ye could have done so much tae get under ma skin. But ye had tae make shit up. Ye had tae just make up facts about other people on the roster, in order tae make ye feel better about yerself. Tae make ye look “cooler”.
Now sit there and say whatever ye want Eddie. Bash out the whole “#### Logan” and go on about how much ye “don’t care what anyone thinks.” But you’re the one that went tae all that bother tae try and make me look bad. Epic...... Fail.
Logan rummages in his pocket, before producing a balled up piece of black material and motions it towards the camera.
(Logan): Now this.... This was pretty funny.
He unravels it to reveal the man thong that Eddie had found in “Logans stuff”.
(Logan): Recognise this? ... Ha-ha a wee bit worrying ye were thinking about me in a thong but I cannae blame ye. Whatever stops ye from perving on Ally big man.
With that said he balls the thong up and tosses it at the camera and laughs to himself as the scene fades to black.
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