TALON: Where's the SOFA!
EDDIE: Why you asking me
TALON: It's rhetorical..
RON: Sofa missing..I mean was it stollen
EDDIE: Why you asking me...?
TALON: Ed, stop f@cking around, did you send someone to take the sofa...?seriously dude..come on
EDDIE: I swear Talon what the hell i want with that ugly ass Sofa..it was purple
TALON: g@ddamit...
EDDIE: I Mean what kinda building he moving into if there stealing sofa's....
(TALON LEANS ON THE WALL)
TALON: He's going to think we stole it
EDDIE: hey listen he see's we went to lunch..
TALON: don't matter
EDDIE: And who cares, he needs a new one anyway
TALON: not the point...
EDDIE: Then what is TALON!..tell me what is the dam point, next time he knows better to ask you for anything
TALON: the point is though i don't like this, I'm doing this for my sis, after all she been thourgh with us, she been there the whole time and when she told me I aced like a d!ck, this is the least I could do for her, and should really get to know Logan, I know he said some distastefull sh!t about gabby but youn know the game man
EDDIE: I know all I need to about Logan, and the fact your sister falls for a guy like that baffles me.
RON: ok, so are we done?
TALON: there's a few more boxes, I can handle it, you done enough man, thanks for everything RON
RON: ok...Ed, flight leaves tonight, don't f@ck around...I'll be at the airport with both tickets gate 11, 9pm, ED, Don't F@ck around, be there...
EDDIE: Ok, ok...dammit Ron, you are not my father...
RON: And your lucky about that...gate 11, 9pm
(RONNIE LEAVES)
KALEN: So I'll go get the other boxes..
TALON:OK
EDDIE LEANS ON THE WALL)
EDDIE: What you thihk happened to the couch..
TALON: Ed, I just hopes your not messing around. this would suck man, we got a huge tag team match coming, I don't need him screwing me over
EDDIE: I'm not T...(after a few seconds)...so, you think there screwing..
TALON: Serioulsy ED?...
EDDIE: just wondering if you think about it
(TALON LOOKS DOWN AND RUBS HIS CHIN)
TALON: Why would I think about that
EDDIE: How about if she has a baby, and it's half scottish and hald carolinian
TALON: first off, what the hell is a carolinian and second shut the hell up about babies..I don't want to know
EDDIE: I mean there moving into together, no one buys a car without test driving it, you dig
TALON: out of respect for me, please stopp talking about my sister..
EDDIE: fine, what's with everyone being so tight..
(KALEB BRINGS LAST TWO BOXES UP)
TALON: That's it
KALEB: Yup
(EDDIE LOOKS IN ONE OF THE EBOXES AND PULLS OUT A THONG)
EDDIE:Hey Talon, your sis got nice taste in underwear...
(TALON SNATCHES IT ANGRILY)
TALON: COME ON MAN!
(TALON LOOKS AT THEM AND QUICKLY THROWS THEM IN THE BOX)
TALON: Those were a man thong
EDDIE: WHat!..yeah, the tag said Calvin Klien for men
(ALL THREE MEN STOP AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER..THEN BURST OUT LAUGHING)
TALON: Seriously Ed, that was gross man and you touched it..
EDDIE: So did you, I'm just glad you took them away before i sniffed them
TALON: What is with you! you know creeped my sister out with that shit a while back...I mean really dude..sniffing panties
EDDIE: It's the one true flavor, like opening a bottle of wine and smelling the cork,
(TALON PUTS HANDS OVER EARS )
TALON: NOT LISTENING...It's about my sister...you jerk..
(EDDIE LAUGHS> AS TALON WALKS TO KALEB AND THEY MOVE SOME STUFF AROUND AND COME OUT)
TALON: Let's put this stuff in and lock the door
EDDIE: Sure...what about the couch!
TALON: I'll get him a new one
EDDIE: Why, Not your fault
TALON: it was, I should have not left it out here...
EDDIE: F@CK THAT!..dude you buy him a hnew couch and I'm going to be pissed at you..he got cash, he'll thanks uf for it later trust me
(KALEN COMES OUT THE APARTMENT, THEN TALON ..AS EDDIE IS ALREADY IN THE HALLWAY. TALON LOCKS THE DOOR AND THEY WALK TOWARDS THE ELVATOR AS THEY SLOWLY PASS AN APRTMENT THAT HAS A DOOR CRACKED OPEN)
EDDIE: check this out
TALON: Let's go man
(EDDIE KNOCKS)
EDDIE: Hello anyone here?
(SLIGHTLY LOOKS IN AS THE PLACE SEEMS EMPTY BUT NICELY DECORATED)
EDDIE: Who you think lives here
TALON: Don't know, don't care, wipe your fingerprints off before the same asshole who took the couch comes back and robs them and your prints are everywhere.
EDDIE: your right..(CLEAN DOOR KNOB)
EDDIE LOOKS AT CAMERA..SHUT IT DOWN...SHUT IT DOWN)
TALON: WHAT ARE YOU DOING...(CAMERA SHUTS OFF)
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