The scene opens out onto a small coffee house, early in the morning. The LA rush hour is in full swing but in the coffee house, it’s peaceful and calm. Or at least, as peaceful as a bustling public place like this could be. (Hans): Guten morgen Herr Chaos. Glancing around, no-one is paying attention to him, the occupants of the coffee shop fixated on their own routines. Happy he’s not causing a scene, he carries on. (Hans): Es ist Montag, and with it, a new lesson for you. Lifting the coffee cup to his lips, he takes a sip, an inquisitive look forming. (Hans): One day it’s the young pups, then it’s the old guard, one day you need Bryan Deas, the next you don’t, one day you’re in your mansion, the next you’re in Irela… you get the drift. Smiling, he drains the last of his coffee, settling the empty cup onto its saucer. (Hans): Have a lovely week Herr Chaos, I hope you’re training hard. With that, he stops the recording, tapping a few more times on his phone, he uploads it to the HWA Youtube channel and exits the coffee shop.
Sitting at one of the tables near the back is Hans ‘The Baron’ von Richtoven, taking the time before the day begins proper to savour a coffee and a bite to eat.
He’s currently sipping on his drink, wireless ear buds in his ears and eyes focused on his iPhone, catching up with the various promos that have aired over the weekend.
Stu-E Price, Fallen, Dragon, all are watched, digested, thought about.
Finally, Maniac’s latest promo airs.
Hans places down his coffee, tilting his phone up to better absorb what’s on screen before him.
A direct challenge to Hans no less.
Hans’ eyebrows raise.
Maniac’s promo ending, Hans returns his attention to his breakfast, taking the last few bites of his croissant before mulling a few more seconds over his coffee.
He swipes the HWA app to close it, opening up the camera app and placing it to the video option, flipping the screen back to have it facing him.
He takes another sip of coffee before he hits the record button.
Cause and effect Herr Chaos.
One doesn’t get to assault various other roster members across various shows, record promo’s saying that he’s going to be ‘spilling the blood of the young pups’ and hop on planes to Ireland… or Florida… or whatever flight you actually ended up on. Misdirection? Befuddlement and amusing to us more like Herr Chaos, but jah, if it helps you sleep better at night, sure, misdirection it is…
Anyway, surely you can’t be ignorant of the fact that if you constantly push buttons, you will cause different reactions, which then causes different consequences for you… Herr Chaos, you can’t surely be upset that what you’ve brought about causes blowback to you? It’s chaos, by its very nature it’s indiscriminate.
Speaking of that…
You’re like the dog who chases cars Her Chaos. I’d ask if you’ve been diagnosed with ADHD, but even if you have, it’s the least of your worries.
So today you’ve challenged me… you say I’ve been ducking you. Nein. I’ve just not responded to that request…
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