We see Wolfy standing in the reptile room of The Hoff Wildlife center and sitting on Wolfys shoulder is his personal Bearded Dragon named Cannon
(Wolfy): Hey there buds! I saw Erica running her mouth doing the one thing I can't forgive threatening my critters. So let me respond to her promo. However before I do I should say you should really write an apology letter to your doctor Erica. Your poor doctor is now getting eye surgery from going blind and going to therapy from seeing you're ugly butt without panties! Oh crikey it's not just a skink it's a Skinky Skank!
Wolfy holds his fist up against his mouth for a second with his cheeks puffed out
(Wolfy): Holy lizard! Sorry I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. However speaking of skinks did you know some skinks can run up to 65 mph on flat terrain? That's how fast Skinky Skank would run if was actually put in the ring against me. Anyway as for Sean and Michelle. I don't know much about them I met them a couple times however they seem nice. They respected my critters unlike you, Skinky Skank. As for the reason I got signed to HWA is simple it's the same reason I was able to hand the Lazy Butt Goblin Tobias Clarkes arse to him. They saw something in me that 99% of people don't have. When you work with my animals you learn to wrestle critters a lot more powerful and and a lot more dangerous than anyone in this wrestling business, or even any human period. I've wrestled things that I needed a ladder to even look into their eyes. The other thing I learned when doing my work is when I lost to these powerful creatures. When I was thrown feet into a wooden gate and breaking through it by a camel, when I was attacked by a bull, When I was forced to be checked out by a doctor by my bosses after a kangaroo went after me I learned I couldn't sit in a wheel chair like you for months after only a small human went after you, I went to work the very next day. However I encourage you get out of that wheelchair and team up with Lazy Butt Goblin Tobias Clarke. I have no problem making the number of people even. I'll prove to you I belong here, and since you want to eat my reptiles I have plenty of reptile skin from my reptiles shedding! I'll have you eat some during our match if you actually have the guts to join Lazy Butt Goblin and face me. Get well soon Skinky Skank.
The scene fades to black.
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