Re: Starter for Ten
Open Scene. We see Wolfy at the Toledo zoo in Toledo Ohio looking into the Hippopotamus exhibit. (Wolfy): Hey there buds! I'm at the Toledo Zoo today, taking in some good memories as this is the very zoo I grew up going to. This is the place I fell in love with zoology. I grew up just 33 minutes away from here in a small village that was surrounded by corn fields called Pemberville. There was some first taken place at this Zoo. Like did you know The Toledo Zoo was the first zoo to film the underwater birth of a Hippo? I'm excited to do a first also, not here tho but at havoc. I'm excited to be the first zoologist to beat a wrestler so bad he urinates himself and crys to his mom. Wolfy starts walking looking at the other exhibits while still talking (Wolfy): However I heard you rubbing your mouth again Lazy Butt Goblin. Don't worry your little head about the film of you being in the spa I didn't record that. I know you're a little slow and forget a lot but you recorded that. More than once you posted yourself being at the spa on the HWA website. I also find it really funny accusing me of having a lack of personality when I've been extremely honest who I am. I'm lover of wildlife and I have a twisted sense of humor. I even showed proof of doing this with wildlife since I was a kid. I don't need a wrestling gimmick like you pretending to be Tyler Breeze, being all obsessed with yourself. If you still don't believe me however. Here is a picture of the actual camel that attacked me and ended up working with the next day. Wolfy pulls out a picture out of his pocket showng it to the camera (Wolfy): Here's a more modern picture of me handling a Cat Eyed Snake after cleaning it's enclosure. Wolfy pulls another picture and shows it to he camera. (Wolfy): So I find it hilarious you mention my lack of personality when you're nothing but a Tyler Breeze wannabe. As for my facts. I mention them because I'm passionate about wildlife and it makes me happy. I don't do anything to as what you say get laid. I have zero interest in finding someone else as I've been in a relationship for eleven years with an amazing person. Believe it or not if you weren't such a snob only caring about yourself a relationship can really last that long. I don't look up my facts on Wikipedia they're saved in my brain from my lifetime of studying animals. I know that it's difficult for you to understand when you need a notebook to even remember your promo. However some people actually study stuff other than just studying themselves. I know hard for you to believe. As for my smell. I know sometimes I smell like someone that did hard work their whole life the zoo will do that to you. at least I don't smell like urine from urinating their pants crying to his mom doing nothing with his life like you do. As for your request for me showering before our match I promise I will. Just promise me you'll actually show up to our match and not run and hide urinating yourself in fear like you have done so many times before. For me teaming up with Jesse it wasn't about us not being able to beat you alone it's about making sure you don't run like you have so many times before. Wolfy walks into the reptile house walking for a second running into the Snake Neck Turtle. (Wolfy): Oh look at here buds a Snake Neck Turtle. They're Native to Australia and when felt threaten will actually urinate. I wonder if you're related to this turtle Lazy Butt Goblin Screen fades to black.
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